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Fullmetal Salchemist

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Kinect Star Wars review: Needs Force feedback

Apr 4th 2012 5:22PM (Joystiq)
@Daverator

Yeah. "Needs Force feedback" is not only a mildly amusing pun, but also a perfect summary of why motion controls in general are worthless.

MLB 12: The Show (PS3, PS Vita) review: Ahead in the count

Mar 29th 2012 6:29PM (Joystiq)
@(Unverified)

It depends on how realistic you're expecting your experience to be. If you expect to dominate the sport by yourself by getting a home run every time you're up to the plate, you're not only going to sorely disappointed, you're probably going to wind up incredibly frustrated.

MLB 12: The Show (PS3, PS Vita) review: Ahead in the count

Mar 29th 2012 6:27PM (Joystiq)
@(Unverified)

I can't imagine baseball is a big enough sport overseas to justify localizing it into the six or seven languages (or however many it is) necessary for a EU release.

Assassin's Creed 3 for Wii U puts the Animus, weapons in your hands

Mar 26th 2012 7:36PM (Joystiq)
There's no way they're actually calling the controller a "WiiPad."

They didn't get enough urine jokes with the original Wii, now they want it to sound like some kind of mat you use to housebreak a puppy?

Activision registers ActivisionNews.com, trying to put us out of work

Mar 21st 2012 4:45PM (Joystiq)
@Shadowbender

You're not thinking like a publisher. The benefit is for them.

Instead of bothering with giving exclusive previews and review copies to gaming sites, or worry about having to blackball sites that don't score their AAA games highly enough, they can just cut out the middleman and give 10/10 reviews to their games themselves.

Report: Obsidian hit with layoffs; South Park team affected, future next-gen title canceled

Mar 14th 2012 5:44PM (Joystiq)
@jp007

I wonder if they fired any QA people. That is, if they ever had any QA to begin with, since it seems Obsidian can never be arsed to bug test their games.

Assassin's Creed 3 boxart officially posted by Ubisoft

Mar 1st 2012 4:49PM (Joystiq)
@BrokenCage

Brown Coats = Unification

Assassin's Creed 3 boxart officially posted by Ubisoft

Mar 1st 2012 1:24PM (Joystiq)
@DethLocke

Yeah, I don't actually mind the setting. At least it's not more Renaissance, or the future.

Still, I think the Russian revolution would have made a brilliant setting. No human being is more deserving of being a video game final boss than Grigori Rasputin.

Assassin's Creed 3 boxart officially posted by Ubisoft

Mar 1st 2012 1:05PM (Joystiq)
@Zach Hinchy

Do you mean "Oh snap" as in, Ubisoft went with the worst possible choice out of the list of possibilities in their survey?

BioShock Infinite ignites a revolution on October 16

Mar 1st 2012 1:02PM (Joystiq)
@ClownyDaggers

Considering it was a rushed, shameless cash-grab that Irrational had nothing to do with, yes.

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