Fullmetal Salchemist

I wonder if they're going to stay true to the source material. You know, by being unwatchably terrible.

@commmarine

Zombies sell kids? To whom? For what purpose?

@arrrgh

Is it the worst trend in the industry? I wouldn't know, since I have a job, and can afford to buy video games. Maybe if I had to rely on allowances to buy games, and had to buy new, I'd hate it too.

@(Unverified)

That depends, are you looking at buying the regular version, or the limited edition variant that cries uncontrollably?

@pluupy

Kids also have terrible taste.

Children loved Michael Bay's Transformers franchise, yet if anyone called that a classic, I'd stab them in the throat.

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Cars, a "modern-classic?" Let's not say things we can't take back.

@Dr V

Steam doesn't share sales figures either.

I hope the irony of my revelation isn't lost on you.

Do people actually buy this crap?

@commonperson

Yeah, but that inconsistency implies they judge games arbitrarily. If their censorship was "arcane," they'd have some strict guideline they follow and never show anyone else. They just seem to judge games on a whim.

@The Great Cornholio

Except it's none of those things. Violent games get banned. Nothing mysterious, secret, or difficult to understand about that.