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I like water, milk, fountain drinks, and my blood, especially when I accidentally prick my lip and I have to suck out all the poison before it enters my sweat glands.

Petrificus Totalus.

I like to spell "Schrödinger".

B, E, A, C, and B.

Something tells me this is an April Fools joke in and of itself, though.

The game had good art direction.
The game had bad everything else.

I like how every marketing stunt after We Pray ended up not being reported on Joystiq or Kotaku.

I suppose as a whole, the marketing wasn't bad, just misguided. They probably should have put more thought into the Lust one, though. And the Limbo one.

Come to think of it, the marketing doesn't really help at all. Aren't advertisements supposed to inform you about a product while simultaneously entertaining you?

This is my first time watching the commercial. I thought the song was a parody overlay, like the Benny Hill theme.

Then I found it through EA's account. All I can ask is if they're ripping off commercials for other games now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzn9jbwuobc

Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought of this.

So if Dead Space = Resident Evil 4 and Dante's Inferno = God of War, what would MacBeth be? And whatever happened to their Jack the Ripper game?

Also, Jack the Ripper = Assassin's Creed. At least, I'M theorizing it will.

TL;DR: Benes says Visceral is missing the point.

I'm afraid that I must enact the commonly used Internet Protocol 1.33.7, and ask:

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.