ombra

I'm intrigued by the announcement, but saddened by your spelling.
'Seaking' is not a word. Unless you mean the Sea King, who drags ships down to their doom?

Clearly what is called for here is:

1) a moose
2) a bucket
2) a stick

Summon the moose, put the bucket on his head, then poke him with the stick.
Crash!

Dammit! What about my pre-order??!

NXE is crap.
The old dashboard was a little stale looking, but it was clean, clear, and easy to use. Beginners had no trouble with it.
NXE is shiny, that's for sure, but it's cluttered, confusing, disorganized, slow-loading and difficult to use.
I used to be able to sign on and see which friends were logged in and what they were playing in about 3 seconds, in one list. Now I have to scroll through a goddamn parade of avatars standing in front of cluttered panes full of colorful icons and lots of information I DON'T WANT, just to see who is doing what. They took a 3 second operation and made it take 3 minutes.

Good job, dumbasses.

I've written a positive and negative one for each console:


360
---------
Pay attention, Joystiq crawlers,
those next-door explosions and hollers,
is a 360 near,
(they've had it all year),
and it didn't cost six hundred dollars!


My credit card bill just arrived,
full of small charges from Live.
Themes, horse armor,
cars, maps and more,
and a thumbnail's a buck nintey-five?!


PS3
---------
The lines have been growing all day,
each person knowing that they,
will run home with glee,
with their new PS3,
and blow the 360 away.


In Europe they all are dejected.
The new PS3 is deflected,
to sweaty young hands
in US and Japan.
Once again, Sony's left them neglected.


Wii
---------
In a thunderous cacophony,
Microsoft battled with Sony,
but skirting the fight,
a Wii little sprite,
ran off with all of the money!


I've been waving my arms like a chimp,
to make Link win a fight with an Imp.
All those arrows I've fired,
have made my arms tired!
I can't play anymore! I'm limp!

I might believe it was real if all the flames in all the pictures weren't the same fricking image photoshopped in.