Mat Schwartz

This video reminds me that GTAIV might have worked better as beautiful tech demo rather than a successor to San Andreas in terms of straight up "fun".

GTAV I'm ready for you to be that game.

Carmack is that loud smelly uncle at family getogethers: he talks a lot with little to show and thinks that he is still as relevant as he once was.

Just give me a mini keyboard controller to channel some Rick Wright and I'd goddamn fund the game's development.

Sorry man this isn't Kotaku :|

I'm betting they'll gift it to us pc gamers as atonement for the b0rked port they gave.

I'm also betting that Barack Obama is really just Al Gore after buying a treadmill and sharing skin procedure tips with Michael Jackson.

Less shoes, moar releasing for PC on November 18!@adsf1!

Goddammit I love a little bit of blood in my games. Between this, Dead Space and Fallout 3 I make a lot of bad guys hurt.

Dear Joystiq video player,
Why can't you and my browser get along with eachother?
Sincerely,
Mat Schwartz

Listen I try to be a realist as much as I can but...

Please let it release tonight. Please let it release tonight. Please let it release tonight.

Marti Gottfried's Lepa Zena smack dab next to my Oblivion map and the GTA4 prostitute.

See how interesting i am!?