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Jul 9th 2010 1:56PM (WoW)Amazon previews Kindle iPad app
Mar 22nd 2010 2:10PM (TUAW.com)Apple should focus their efforts on delivering a really diverse assortment of titles and subjects in their bookstore, and cater to the strengths of the iPad (titles with lots of imagery, photo books, graphic novels/manga, etc...) instead of just rehashing the NYT bestseller list like everyone else. The iPad isn't going to sell by delivering the same experience as all the other e-readers, it's going to sell by delivering more than what the competition can.
If Apple needs to justify it to themselves as to why to allow these apps, they can always spin it as they allow a specific type of file (since B&N and Amazon both use proprietary file formats) which would otherwise be unsupported.
I'm hoping Apple doesn't need justification and are smart enough to see a windfall when it presents itself.
In terms of wish fulfillment, here's what I'd really like to see on the iPad - I want something visually exciting and unique, something that would be the 2010 equivalents of what Mondo 2000 and Ray Gun were back in the 90's. I want a window into the future, and not just another one into the world around me. I'm hoping the people of vision are fast at work putting the finishing touches on something just like what I'm thinking of. I'm looking at you, David Carson.
Nintendo's new Zelda falls flat
Nov 12th 2006 12:52AM (Joystiq)Sounds like Zelda isn't your thing, which is perfectly fine, but to say it sucks because it isn't Oblivion is something akin to praise in these ears.
Sony to sell PS3 I.O.U. in Japan
Oct 27th 2006 9:49PM (Joystiq)1. Resers announces an amazing new flavor of frozen burrito that will be available in stores on Nov. 17
2. Resers follows that announcement by stating that they will be releasing 4 million frozen burritos on Nov. 17
3. several weeks pass, and as it gets closer to Nov. 17, Resers begins outlining their distribution goals to retailers and supplying allocations based on what amount of frozen burritos they will be able to produce prior to Nov. 17, at this point, it is worth mention that Reser's original estimates for frozen burrito delivery have been substancially altered, meaning there will be far fewer burritos to be had.
4. retailers get their finalized shipping estimates and offer per-orders based on the number of burritos they expect to receive on Nov. 17, consumer demand for frozen burritos is demonstrated by the pre-sales being brief affairs where the Nov. 17 supply is claimed within minutes or hours.
5. Resers then announces that their original esitmates for burrito availability are further dim inished due to deep-fryer issues causing usable burrito yields to be even lower than anticipated.
6. Resers announces that,although they will not have enough burritos for everyone when everyone wants burritos, and despite the facts being that burrito production is not shaping up to be an easy process to accurately predict, they will be offering burrito vouchers in certain regions, with the promise to deliver burritos as they become available. This is not a guarantee of a burrito on Nov. 17, since the Nov. 17 quantity of burritos has already been sold through in advance. Indeed, this is not a promise of a burrito at any specified date, merely the hope that burrito production will improve and someday all demand for burritos will be met.
7. Burrito fans flood the internet burrito message boards and fail to graps the simple rules of burrito supply versus burrito demand, all the while extolling the virtues and superiority of black beans over all other foodstuffs.
You can buy all the burrito IOU's you want, I'm settling for italian food and know that my reservation guarantees me a table and a meal on the day I expect to eat it.
Sony to sell PS3 I.O.U. in Japan
Oct 27th 2006 6:42PM (Joystiq)Scramble for a position in line for whatever floats your boat, but when launch day rolls around and you have your IOU, at least admit that you're going to feel cheated. No magical cell processor on the planet can fix that.
XBL down for maintenance on Oct. 17th
Oct 12th 2006 7:39PM (Joystiq)Major Nelson addresses XBLM's drought
Jun 28th 2006 7:57PM (Joystiq)Ask anyone currently utilizing a Sony product with online capabilities if they feel like their needs are being met by Sony. Everquest, SWG, PSP and PS2 Hard Drive owners may have some interesting comments. Same goes for those people lined up to buy the BD players that Sony hasn't managed to ship on time twice now, so let that speak something towards Sony's ability to deliver within a promised time-frame.
Nintendo may have a stacked deck, since their virtual console is a license to print money, but I'll wait until I see NEW CONTENT before I declare any winners or losers in who manages their online services the best.
I mean, flying cars are going to kick a lot of ass, but what I can get right at this very moment is all that should matter in a blind taste test.
Major Nelson addresses XBLM's drought
Jun 28th 2006 6:39PM (Joystiq)XBLM has met my expectations 99% of the time, and I'd rather have delayed software than buggy crap. If I'm paying for something, part of my money goes into assuring that the quality is up to par, and I'll be damnd if I'll ever support shoving something out the door before it's done cooking just to satisfy the mouth-breathers on the internet
People need to remember that opinions are like cowboy hats and hemmoroids, in that they're really popular for assholes to have but sort of silly to share.
(this goes for mine as well, cheers!)
Raving Rabbids all about "love and power!"
May 23rd 2006 9:40AM (Joystiq)The resolution can vary, as progressive scan can support 480, 720, or 1080 vertical lines of resolution, depending on the set, the hardware attached to the set, and the way the game itself is programmed. 480p is not considered to be true high-definition, since it is actually almost identical to standard broadcast definition but with increased image quality.
What is much more likely is that the images shown have all been upconverted to higher resolutions by means of a dedicated hardware device.
Sony fakes Blu-Ray on VAIO [update 2]
May 17th 2006 9:28PM (Joystiq)