emmzee

You can buy and (legally) download Beyond Good & Evil right now for PC ... $9.95 @ Direct2Drive ...
http://www.direct2drive.com/18/product/Buy-Beyond-Good-and-Evil-Download

Cue ppl remembering how they used to play Quake on MPlayer back in the 'day and how a Quake MMO would be like sooooo totally awesome. :)

"Reconfigure" is referring to the dungeon layouts. Since it's a roguelike the dungeons will be randomly generated each time you enter them.

Of course, there MAY still be some zombie action goin on. But that ain't what Joystiq's blurb is referrin to.

I was wondering how many fish I could catch with that one. :) The T-shirt meledeo refers to can be found here, and probably other places too:
http://www.bustedtees.com/yourretarded

Your retarded.

The "Bio Miracle Bokutte Upa" game was released in a pirated version known as "Mario Baby".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bio_Miracle_Bokutte_Upa

According to Wikipedia (uncited): "Bio Miracle Bokutte Upa had actually been slated for a U.S. release in 1989 - however, Howard Philips of Nintendo turned it down, saying that it wasn't good enough for the American market."

Video of gameplay:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=X-gTvlDSH7c

Research in Motion (or RIM) make those Blackberry devices that business people carry around to try to make themselves seem important. My friend started working there recently, they're currently hiring about 60 people per week.

If you want to relive some memories, you can download the original DOS Wolfenstein 3D (shareware version) here:

http://www.dosgames.com/g_3d.php
(Bottom of the page)

You'll likely need to run DOSBox to play it properly on modern PCs:

http://www.dosbox.com

Hey now, Bases Loaded was a great baseball game back in the 'day.

Though personally I'd prefer to see Bad News Baseball on the VC instead. Rabbit umpires FTW.

The original "Dangerous Dave" game (coded by the infamous John Romero) is available here:

http://dosgames.com/g_side2.php

There were other games made after this (ex. Dangerous Dave in the Haunted Mansion) but AFAIK they are not freely distributable, so you'd have to buy (or DL from some other site) those games.