Alfie

Banging my shovel on rocks!

I need them because I need to hear all of the zombie action!

I need the swag because it's the perfect gift to myself for Christmas! C'mon, I've been good.

I would put my manhood in that bag.....right after I get it back from my wife.

I need them because I have no self-esteem and winning thus contest would be a nice start to getting some...

I would keep my fairies in the little pockets and my leprachaun in the big pocket.

I would wait until the batteries in my Wii leak acid and then pour the acid into someone's drink. That might do it.

I need them because my ears are big and ugly and I need to cover them.

I just need them because I really need to hear all the people on XBOX Live calling me racial epithets and homophobic names better!!!!!!!

Actually one of the best holiday memories I have is when I found "Big Bumpin'" - the Burger King bumper cars 360 game - in my stocking. That game was fun!!!