Anni

Nintendo has always been anti-theft. See: Link's Awakening.

That shopkeeper wasn't having NONE of that shit.

I wonder what Japanese phrase translates to "No fuck duh."

To be fair to tmac, Fallout 1 does start out with you knifing rats in a cave for twenty minutes.

To be fair to Fallout 1, it's a fucking incredible game.

"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"

Oooooh shit, son, this game just skyrocketed to rental status!

I'd be totally shocked if it wasn't a best all-time seller like all of Clover's other games.

:-/

"next to useless"

Nothing that phallic is ever useless, my friend.

"Wii play"
"balance board"

Fail harder, Killjebus.

SO awesome! Now I can't wait for the day when I'm playing Rock Band while Singin' in Korean.

Cool story, Phil!

Anni

This Flash game was actually pretty fun. Every level should have been just like the first one, though.