Matt Q

pajama pants, a thermal shirt and a robe

That makes me feel really old :(

@ C.T.
Jesus, that came out in 96? I feel so old...

I disagree, Bill Maher can be funny but he always comes off as being a douchebag to me.

I'd say Stewart=Colbert

I think "They can master my sword any day" is better.

Mutant League Hockey was better.

The Offspring - Bad Habit

Bonus points for the Princess Bride reference.

@#1
You live 50 miles or more away from Target?

Actually white is a color, it is every color combined. Black is not a color, for it is the absence of color. However, if you look at it by way of crayola instead of light, then the opposite is true.