BobSaget

That's what I was thinking. This is why I can't stand this game: they take a bunch of genres and blend them all into one annoying genre.

Right. But what he said was right too. He wasn't implying that Konami made GH.

Perhaps the lousy reception for Konami's lousy attempt, Beat'n Groovy, won't dissuade them from making a real Pop'n?

You're supposed to use that as a starting point for investing in Japanese Beatmania titles.

UT2004

My roommate found out that he's allergic. This would be cool.

Totally the second game

I'd love to try this out

No, I agree, your definition of deep is really weird. The best I can describe it, according to your article, is that deep is when you've done something for long enough to understand the nuances of it, like getting better at Bejeweled and getting more combos because you understand how the game works.
But then, how can you say Starcraft doesn't have that? There are people who've done hundreds of Zerg rushes and gotten better at them, seen the nuances of the strategy. You know, you could think of your army as a shovel, and the opponents' armies as dirt... (See? The analogy doesn't really prove anything. And the point about Zuma being deep was just a pun.)

No way. Add some Michael Fortunati in there!

The TN Games un-bulletproof vest. It has so many social ramifications.