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Vindieselsmokedurdadspollforcoke

Member since: Jan 16th, 2007

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'The Tester' contestants should probably have read this account first

Feb 15th 2010 12:39PM (Joystiq)
GAME TESTING sucks. Especially for the Nintendo DS. I did it for a few hours and wanted to punch myself in the face. The guys/gals that do it and do it well should get paid more and have better working conditions. It really is one of the cores to having a great game.

Fanswag: Holiday Wish List Giveaway (Part 1)

Nov 26th 2008 12:23PM (Joystiq Xbox)
The holiday season...football, food, family. Nevermind all that its a day to play games ALL DAY!!!!!! lock yourself in a room come out and eat and then slither back into your room. RIGHT!? Well it is for me....

Fanswag: Holiday Wish List Giveaway (Part 2)

Nov 26th 2008 12:20PM (Joystiq Xbox)
When i think of holiday video game memories this one pops into my head immediatley.
I had just bought my SNES w/ Super Mario World i kicked that games butt, played it for HOURS. On my completion percentage i was at 99%. I was playing one faithful day and my older sister decided it was time to pick a fight, so we did. I was asked to get up and help her clean and refused REFUSED! After she dragged my lifeless body to clean she went into my room SNES still on and DELETED MY GAME SAVE! I will never forget that day...my heart was torn in millions of pieces.

Former GameSpot reviewer sheds light on more PR hijinx

May 30th 2008 1:20PM (Joystiq Xbox)
Lame Lame Lame... This just answers all the questions i have ever had about questionable reviews. i.e. GTA4...sorry that game is not a 10 out of 10. Anyone know of any good places to read reviews!!!!

Free TimeShift DLC shifts to not free

May 23rd 2008 6:13PM (Joystiq Xbox)
Actually a really entertaining multiplayer experience...lots of fun ways to murder eachother. The campaign was kind of slow...but if you are an achievement hooker like myself the achievements are stackable for campaign. But if you havent tried it i suggest doing so...i bought it on sale and was pleasently surprised.

Rockin' some Guitar Hero III achievements

Aug 24th 2007 8:19PM (Joystiq Xbox)
Well you can't make everyone happy. I just hope i get to play one of the game creators lol. I LOVE GUITAR HERO!!!! Hey quick question, does anybody have an HD-TV and really just has trouble getting it to work 100% with calibration? I have tons of trouble with it when it comes to hard/expert. Just wonderin thanks for the help!! GHIII can't wait! to rock out!

Ouch, the Legendary tattoo is back

Aug 10th 2007 5:40PM (Joystiq Xbox)
i love coochi so much i got it tattooed on my back also...just goes to show, if you love something enough...well get it tattooed big enough on your body.

Dave Perry: Wii won't last, gamers want prettier games

Jul 21st 2007 7:07PM (Joystiq)
Nintendo is laughing/crying there way to the bank, while the rest of us sit and argue about how it's great/sucks/licks balls etc. Bottom line is that guys OPINION is just that...an opinion. And opinions are like...you know the story. Buy a system you are going to like to play because it appeals to you, besides that if you are really unhappy with how games/consoles etc are made...there is always I.T.T. technical institute or some other school you can go to, to learn how to make the game/console of your dreams. S*** you might even make a buck or two!

Jack Tretton: "The PS3 is still dominant."

Jul 9th 2007 6:08PM (Joystiq)
Amazing how Nintendo (business wise) really knows what the hell they are doing. PS3 being dominant? Nope that guy has to say that, i mean honestly what is he going to say on TV "yep your right we f*****ed up...and to top if off I actually own a Wii...ha ha." Maybe PS3 will come and kick some ass, but maybe not.

Halo 3 beta absent, internet explodes

May 16th 2007 12:27PM (Joystiq)
I think this kinda funny...many people are telling all the "nerds" to shut up this kind of thing happens and bla bla bla...but i wonder if they would say the samething if it was their cellphone that stopped working or lost reception all the time. I work for a big cell phone company and hear this sort of customer complaint all the time. For the longest time i always thought "God can't these people just go cry at home this sort of thing happens!" But now I see where they are coming from, a company should stand by there products and word. So granted, some people, you know over the top. So do we have the right after months of waiting to be angry ? I say yes. I guess thats my piece. I will be on tonight fkc*** shiet up.

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