Judas Hendrix

i could really use those clippers, because when reach came out my beard and i co-oped it on legendary.

As someone who used to teach English in China, I would like to inform you all that they are taught - in sex ed class - that AIDS is not just spread via anal sex, but is also caused by anal sex.

That's right. According to China, if you've ever accidentally bumped a butt while you're doing your thing, you have caused AIDS. Just saying, their credibility is not exactly awesome.

I've been pretty nice, except for that kid I ran over on the way home last night.

I wonder if Kurt Cobain's character comes with a shotgun-themed guitar.

It's the KOTOR MMO.

It's been talked about for years, and BioWare itself has let a few things slip about it, too. Apparently, LucasArts didn't let SOE renew their licensing of the Star Wars universe (meaning that, finally, SWG will die the death it deserves) and pretty much seconds after that announced that it was teamed up with an Austin MMO publisher.

BioWare, not weeks before, just announced that they had set up a new MMO office in Austin.

Guitar Hero 3 was like a kick in the nuts for me, and after the whole "you can only use your rock band guitar with our game if Harmonix gives us money" stunt turned me off of the whole series.

Rock Band made a customer of me immediately because it felt so much like the first and second Guitar Heroes - Silly, irreverent, and only as serious as you want it. GH3 on the other hand seemed to take itself very, very seriously and also had maybe three songs I liked.

Rock Band forever!

Coldplay? System of a Down? Tool?

No thanks.

rofl, "bad Halo clones".

Honestly, Halo was the most overrated piece of garbage series I think I've ever played.

Before the flames come out, think: Halo brought the frat-boy douchebags into our little gaming world. Halo brought us Halo 2, also known as Halo: No Ending. And Halo 3 barraged us with Game Fuel.

On one hand, I'm excited to try what is essentially a WWII mod for Call of Duty 4.

On the other hand, I myself am a self-professed WWII nerd, complete with libraries of books on the Luftwaffe and Market Garden and such, and even I'M tired of this shit.

Honestly, when I saw the brief rumor-mongering going around that COD5 might be a futuristic sci-fi game, I got a little excited. At least there you can blaze a new trail, you know? Maybe take the BF2142 path and describe and set forth a story about a bigass war on Earth, or wars over Mars colonies or something. The potential is mind-blowing.

This discussion is retarded for three reasons.


1 - Bringing out the ol' "OMFG MY SONY PS3 IZ WAY BETTAR THEN UR XBOX HUEG 360" is just sad.

2 - It's not like Microsoft is going to charge extra to let us use Avatars, although I do imagine there will be costumes and accessories you need to buy. Such is the digital distribution age however.

3 - Fifty bucks a year really isn't a big deal for us adults. For the young bucks it is. This is genius because not only do we Gold users get loads of free content, demos before Silver users, etc., but that 50 dollar gap is damn near impossible to bridge for the twelve-year-olds I always hear on COD4 for PS3 or any game ever on the PC. Also, that fifty dollars encourages those twelve-year-olds to behave, because not only is their gamertag on the line for their behaviour but so is their fitty bones.

I for one do not regret or resent for a second paying fifty dollars a year for douchebag insurance on Live, and I am happy that Microsoft is trying something new with the Dashboard. It's been getting old.