Michael T

And thus the replacement of EGM with Maxim reaches its logical conclusion.

Especially on that damned toy level. With the falling tiles, and the lava, and controller-chucking fits of rage because of the aforementioned tiles and lava.

Yeah, I'm bitter at getting stuck at 117 stars.

Oh... durrrrr...

I fail at reading for comprehension. Conflated the due date and release date.

Don't forget zippered belts, too.

First kid? If so, congrats!

Also, kiss large chunks of gaming time bye-bye. I speak from experience (I have a four-yr-old and a four-month-old) because I have a PS3, Wii, and DS that all go largely unused at this point.

Or find a game that's as enjoyable to watch as it is easy to play in small bites. My wife and I played the original Katamari for two weeks straight when my son was born. Now, I'd suggest something like Beatles: Rock Band.

Dude, I was raised Catholic. I can assure you that I was never required to read the Bible in any depth. That's what we have priests, bishops, monsigniors, cardinals, nuns, and the pope for. To tell us all how to think and what the correct interpretation is.

And I'm pretty sure Jesus doesn't give a shit if I whack it or not.

Captain, I hate to correct you, but I'm pretty sure Jesus isn't going to condone the Sin of Onan.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan

Agreed on the WTF, Captain.

They've made me have to break out my Mr. T FOOL-PITYIN' POWER!

Too bad papasan chairs don't count as real furniture.