Jas

Sony absolutely reeks of desperation. "PLEASE BUY OUR CONSOLE (IE: Please save our company!!)" "See, we have the same features as the Wii and 360!! I know, we don't have any decent exclusives and most of our games don't have online capabilities and yes, there's no unified friends list and you may need to buy a newer HDTV to get the resolution you expected, but the PS2 still sold the most last generation! That's gotta stand for something, right?"

"You still there?!?"

Hold on, I got to put on my waist high rubber pants to wade through Sony's bullsh!t once again.

When exactly will my PS3 solve all of the world's problems, or at the very least come out with an exclusive game or two worth playing and paying $700 for? I know, call me crazy!

Now all they need to do is cancel the 60gb model and all will be right in the world.

Playstation Online - Who are we kidding, we suck. XBOX LIVE rules.

Playstation Online - It's Free, Can't You Tell!!!

Playstation Online - Connecting Fun Around The Globe!!!

Playstation Online - Feel The Power.. Online!!!

Playstation Online - Come Play With Us!!!

Playstation Online - It's FANtastic!!!

What's a bigger joke.. the PS3 or the tools who blindly defend it??