ACOSTA

GO GO GADGET SOCKS!!!

I'm pretty sure 100% of anything I win, I will keep.

I mean, c'mon, how often do I win ANYTHING?

I remember the first time I met Mr. Block at the very first Engadget meet up. Compact Impact, L.E.S. I have some pretty compromising pictures of you Mr. Block. Which, can be bartered for all of this NICE swag. (just kidding of course) (maybe) HA!!

WOW!!
Is she playing on a 13 inch color television?
WITH RABBIT EARS?
I didn't know that they still even made those.
When I get my PS3, I'm gonna hook it up to my brand spanking new 13 inch, black and white television, complete with dial turning. :-)

If you want quality earphones, you're gonna have to PAY FOR IT LADIES!!!!
The sound of these earphones is comparable to professional studio monitors.
SHURE E5c or SHURE PTH E500
(PTH = Push To Hear)
I know, it's an ugly game ladies.
The only way to win is not to play.

Well Acosta, day 17 and still no sell fone. When is the next time you think you'll be able to actually buy a sell fone?
"Buy a sell fone? I did the sell fone thing way back when people were just getting pagers. I remember having the sell fone service but not really needing it. It's not like I'm a doctor or something where I need to be on call. I guess I can still always use a pay fone to make calls and to check my messages."

Well Mr. Acosta, what would you do with a cellfone like this?
"Well for one thing, the last time I had a cellfone, they were being carried around in briefcases. I bet you don't remember THOSE days."

Ah yes! The end of the clamshell fone. Well, at least I can listen to the new Ghostface album, Fishscale! True Story Mutha*&%^*#'s!!!

So Acosta, what do you have to say about the Sidekick II? "Yo check it,
I post up
the most stuff
to win a Sidekick II,
and blast off
with the power
that's seen in
Iron Man shoes."

So Acosta, you've been trying to win a cell phone for some time now. Tell everyone your thoughts on losing.
"Well Jim, I feel that losers have to exist purely based on balance alone. You see...." Wait, who the hell is Jim?

"So Acosta, now that you've won a cell phone from Engadget Mobile's cellphone contest giveaway, what are you going to do now?!!!!!"

"I'm going to Disneyland BEEOTCH!!"

So then Acosta asked, "Day 8? What happened to day 7? Acosta waited all day for a day 7 update so he could enter a comment and then it never happened. Blymie!"