Slestak

I don't think "errata" means what you think it means...

What could I touch to turn to gold? That's easy -- my teeth. My grill would be legit, while all those suckas would be perpetratin' like they got gold teeth. Plus it would be difficult for someone to make off with my teeth, and if I was ever strapped for cash I'd just grab some pliers. Recognize!

Needs more space marines.

No, we just can't handle repetitive, last-gen gameplay.

I hear you, Chris -- it's one of the most gorgeous game worlds I've ever seen. Too bad that the bulk of the gameplay is straight up last-gen. Not to mention the story has bored me to tears. What a dissapointment.

I don't care what Penny Arcade says about the post-credits payoff after you complete the game. Unless it's a naked hot lady fighting force battling a werewolf/ninja army with lasers in space, I'll be heading directly to Gamestop and telling them to put it in their computers to NOT allow me to reserve AC2.

This just in: Gamestop stores have purchased 2.5 million used copies of Assassin's Creed from disappointed gamers who could barely keep their eyes open after playing the game.

It's a "vise", not a "vice".

Legendary: The Box? How funny. That was my sister's nickname in high school.

Project 8 was the kick in the butt the Hawk games needed. I love the Hawk games, but I'm not too excited for Skate. Yes, grinding is automatic, for one thing.

NO WAI!!