Noit

I think this is exactly the right plan. The G1 got all the early adopters to turn their heads, but the not-so-pretty design and almost beta-like feeling to it mean it's not going to appeal to everyone. If even half of those specs are correct and the thing looks good, there's easily room for a success along the lines of the Nokia N95 if not the hype-driven iPhone.

I didn't understand in the first place... if Android is open and anyone can develop and release apps for it, why is there a need to jailbreak it?

Sony Ericsson W960. 8 gig storage, wifi and 3G as well as a physical keyboard. No GPS though.

There might be some punctuation, shame there's no fucking spelling. Or clear gaps between the monotonous drawling. I gave up trying to understand the words and tried to look for visual gags. But good christ, I'm not going to watch it again to see if I can find any.

Three, I think.

Space Station Silicon Valley. One of the N64's greatest games, and an absolutely hilarious one at that. I NEED MY SSSV!

All I can do is quote Mr Eastwood:

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

The big glowing "1" in the corner means this will never happen in a game.