Alfred

Blaze from Streets of Rage 2. Yes, I know, I like my skanks.

Only as good as Bono and Solid Snake's mullet. O jeah!

Thanks, Joystiq! You guys rock! I've been thinking about re-subscribing (I've been on and off with mag since 2001). Sweetness.

Ooh! Is she gonna be really annoying in the movie? Will she date Guile on and off for seven years, always trying to find out his secrets all the while harboring her own? Will she have an off-screen aunt that will be mentioned only to work her dirty deeds? Will she become possessed every fifteen minutes by some ancient evil that is somehow intricately connected to Guile? Methinks Rosenbaum needs to sign up for this pic...

X-Play has always been great. Reviews have always been spot-on, and the comedy has always appealed to me. Also, MORGAN WEBB, come on! (And the network that airs Arrested Development is a godsend, even if I don't watch it because of the DVDs I've exhausted since the Bluths were born...)

I also enjoy Kevin and Olivia on Attack of the Show. G4 isn't breaking any ground, but it is entertaining, and for a network that seems to be run by only a handful of people, I appreciate them for that.

Heh, Pokemans...I hated this game. I worked my whole summer to get it! Then I beat it in less than a couple of hours! Almost as bad as Pokemon Stadium!

Y'argh!

I got it in 2004. Even then it wasn't a gaming PC. :(

Ian Curtis spits in your general direction!

Pfft, you probably won't even go to see Control...

What the hell's a Han?

All seriousness aside, the stormtroopers shot first. You don't remember? The Rebels were waiting, and then the Imperials blasted through.

Greedo had no shot.

Master Chief hates Duran Duran. I will obliterate his wee head.