JP

I like to wear my plaid lederhosen. Is that guy going to wash the robe before you give it away?

EA servers SUCK!! They let some games (new releases) get crappy bandwidth causing the servers to not work.

Command and Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath seems to have a maximum lobby of about 500 people. Servers have been in-and-out for weeks until enough people give up and sell their game.

It could have been a good large pool of people to play against but EA's BREACH OF CONTRACT ruined that. No acknowledgment or apology from EA.

I will NOT be buying Red Alert 3 out of anger and full expectation that the same thing will happen again.

I'll be a capitalist. Capitalists create wealth while everyone else seeks to extort it through "democratic" government force.

As long as I'm playing video games, I'm not creating any wealth for others to steal.

I'm surprised no one mentioned the audio sync problems. More than once, I've had to pause and re queue the move to get the actor's words to match their lips again.

My bandwidth always gives me the 4/4 quality.

I like the calculator.

I'd buy Bill Gates a mani-pedi.

covertly evil

Some people on xbox live gold are friendly. But mostly, it's shocking and depressing to witness how many ignorant and dangerous humanoid animals share the air we breath and the streets we drive on.

I wish Microsoft would somehow cordon off places for relaxed adult gamers who want to have fun.... and keep out the gang-bangers and felons.

I know!!! In terrorist hunt, baddies just APPEAR in front of your face!

My "fix" is to imagine that we're actually fighting aliens who teleport in from another dimension. Then it seems plausible.

I forgot to mention that I DO PAY THROUGH THE NOSE each year.