Guffbox

Tax exemption.

A Class D Driver's License? IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO I DON'T THINK SO.

I haven't picked it up because I didn't have the money. Payday can't come soon enough.

I have logged zero hours in WoW. Winning an expansion will inspire me to buy it!

I want a plasmid that turns things into taxes. "Going to splice me, huh? BAM! Taxes. Somebody get to these or you'll regret it."

This past Christmas I got Gears of War 2, and was going through a pretty rough time. It had been the first time I'd picked up a controller in a while, and I took right to it as my own form of therapy. While I was playing through one of the first few levels, my dad came into my room--and this guy hasn't enjoyed or capably weilded a controller since he worked a summer to afford an Atari--and watched me chainsaw a Locust in half with the Lancer. I paused it and said, "What's up, pop?" There was a look of pure glee in his eyes, and from then on I knew it wasn't hopeless to try and get him to understand the dual axis set-up. So far he's graduated to the gamecube controller, and my little brother had him playing Little Big Planet the last time I was home. I can't wait to saw up some monsters with my dad.

an elephant square-dancing.

section 8 = command and conquer renegade a la call of duty.

gotta go with the underdog. the elephant still has a special place in my heart; its trumpet makes me wish it wasn't so easy to board.

I would transform into a "Wet Floor" sign to avenge the fallen.