Gareth
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40GB PS3 announced for Japan, Sony introduces white PS3
Oct 9th 2007 10:23AM (Joystiq)20GB with EE
60GB with EE
60GB w/o EE
80GB w/o EE
40GB w/o any BC at all
Better ask "mommy" to count those for you.
40GB PS3 announced for Japan, Sony introduces white PS3
Oct 9th 2007 10:20AM (Joystiq)You really are the worst type of fanboy, an unintelligent one..."
Oops watch out, more brainless Americans coming through!
I live in Europe, cocksucker, which means THERE IS NO 80GB MODEL. The 60GB model is being discontinued. The only model available is the 40GB model with no BC.
Is there anything in that paragraph that you don't understand?
As for the rest of your post, I don't see ho pointing out facts makes anyone a fanboy. A fanboy is someone who blindly believes in one brand or company over the other and disregards the competition for no logical reason.
I bought a 360 because it wasn't a blu-ray trojan horse, it didn't cost an arm and a leg, it has fantastic games that are exclusive to the system, and seems to be outperforming the PS3 at every turn despite Sony's "1.8 teraflop" claim.
Those are all facts, and only a Sony fanboy would claim otherwise.
40GB PS3 announced for Japan, Sony introduces white PS3
Oct 9th 2007 10:15AM (Joystiq)Translated: Ok Gareth you kicked my sorry little ass here and I now realise (sorry it took so long) that I have no hope of pulling Sony wool over your eyes because you know your stuff. I'm gonna disappear now before I make myself look so lame that my head explodes.
> Point is until Microsoft, Sony And Nintendo, starts to pay me for playing their systems I really couldn't care less who sells the most, which system is best nothing.
Translation: Even though I just spent the last 15 minutes on here flying Sony's flag as I swing on their balls, I am now going to pretend that I am above all this and I don't care who wins, because Sony is obviously getting the kicking of a lifetime here.
> You children get so emotional when someone doesn't care to be an owner of you're respective system it's just plain stupid.
Translated: I actually quite enjoyed pretending that I'm too old for this and that I can rise above it, despite you obviously only having to look up a little to see how much of a twat I am, so I'm gonna continue my bullshit some more.
> It matters not where you are located in the world they take your money regardless but thats life.
Translation: I'm preaching some bullshit like I think I'm a player, when everyone already knows from the way I've been acting for the past 15 minutes that I actually lick a poster of Phil Harrison every night before my mom tucks me into bed.
> I own a 360 elite which I play on weekends when I have the time on my 46" BRAVIA in my living room.
Translation: I hope that by claiming I have a 360 I will look like less of a douche. I wanna appear like I'm on the winning side so I'm selling out to Sony (Phil, if you ever read this I don't mean it ok? Seriously i love you xxx).
> I not sure how old you are but the first games I ever played was Pole Position and I fell in love with games since then.
Translation: Even more bullshit to try and make it look like I know what I'm talking about.
> I don't need my mother to buy me a PS3 but what you need to read and understand here is GET A LIFE. Who cares if the XBOX "wins" this generation. I don't and by the way I live in the Caribbean, Barbados to be exact. They sell 360s and PS3s here for more than $2000.
Translation: Yeah, they have douches in Barbados too!
FYI: My first game was pong, I have 19 games consoles, and I have a 50 inch 1080p display in my living room where my 360 allows me to play some of the most incredible games of the past 20 years.
I entertained the idea of buying a PS3 for about 2 seconds, until I realised that:
a) There are only 2 games worth buying.
b) 75% of its library are 360 conversions that suck really hard, with low frame rates and cut effects.
c) There's no rumble because Sony got raped by Immersion.
d) Sony then went out of their way and make themselves look like twats by lying through their teeth, blaming lack of rumble to a disinterest in the technology to it being impossible to have alongside motion sensitivity.
e) Every other mistake Sony has made since E3 2005.
f) Really, really, stupid fanboys like you.
40GB PS3 announced for Japan, Sony introduces white PS3
Oct 9th 2007 10:01AM (Joystiq)Sorry but if you truly believe that then you're living in a fantasy.
Nintendo is worth more than Sony now.
Sony is selling shares in other companies to help finance its struggling gaming division.
The father of Playstation has been fired.
Sony is releasing different SKUs every couple of weeks, desperately trying to shift units into homes.
The writing is on the wall. Sony can pretty much forget about this generation and try again in 5 years. Or maybe 10, as the PS3 has a 10 year lifespan.
40GB PS3 announced for Japan, Sony introduces white PS3
Oct 9th 2007 9:53AM (Joystiq)Anyone still choking on Sony's cock should take a look at these links before posting:
http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=84655
http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=78963
http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=75856
40GB PS3 announced for Japan, Sony introduces white PS3
Oct 9th 2007 9:47AM (Joystiq)"Heh we have FEAR, Splinter Cell, Rainbow Six Vegas..." etc.
Yeah, you do, but your versions all suck! Why the hell would you brag about having shit versions of games that have MUCH better versions on competing consoles?
Do you brag about having tiny cocks too?
40GB PS3 announced for Japan, Sony introduces white PS3
Oct 9th 2007 9:42AM (Joystiq)I know that as an American you believe that the USA is the only country on earth, but here in Europe there is no such thing as the 80GB model, and the 60GB model is also being phased out. Only the 40GB - butchered model - will be on offer.
Being an American isn't really an excuse for you though because the Joystiq post that confirms all of this is available to anyone who can read.
40GB PS3 announced for Japan, Sony introduces white PS3
Oct 9th 2007 9:37AM (Joystiq)Ok let's see your games list:
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - was on the 360 a year before.
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2 - on the 360 first, and running much better.
Resistance: Fall of Man - got 6/10 on Eurogamer and pretty much every other gaming site thought it was pants too.
Virtua Fighter 5 - also on the 360 with better graphics and online mode.
Ninja Gaiden Sigma - a polished Xbox game. 360 is getting the actual SEQUEL.
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas - again, also on the 360 and again, running faster with more effects.
Warhawk - OK, a decent game that I forgot about. So you have 3.
MotorStorm - I've already said that this is pretty decent.
DiRT - already on the 360.
Heavenly Sword - is pretty crap according to EVERY review on the net.
F.E.A.R. - already on the 360 and MUCH, MUCH nicer and smoother.
Fifa 2008 - also on the 360 and running smoother if EA Sports games are anything to go by.
I must say I am completely unimpressed by your efforts.
Lets go to the upcoming games:
HAZE - Also on 360...
Uncharted: Drake's Fortune - Might be good, not sure. Let's assume it is and that you have *a* game to look forward to...
Ratchet - not my kinda game, but again could be good for some.
Thats more than a dozen... blah blah blah...
Yes but most of them are just shitty ports of 360 versions, or are games that have superior alternatives on the 360.
If you don't believe that the 360's versions of the above games are running faster and smoother, please read these articles before you make an even bigger fool of yourself:
http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=84655
http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=78963
http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=75856
Why do you choose to pay at least £100 more for a console to play shitty ports of 360 games that mostly don't have online multiplayer and not much else with joypads that don't rumble?
I can play 75% of your games and have them looking much nicer and running faster, AND I can play the 360 exclusives that piss all over anything you've listed here.
Bioshock, Mass Effect, PGR, Forza, Halo, Too Human - 6 games that just came from the top of my head that you won't be able to play in ANY FORM AT ALL, much less shitty ports like the ones you listed above.
> The PS3 doesn't have any games argument is as stupid now as the PSP doesn't have any games argument.
Listing shit conversions of 360 games doesn't really count.
40GB PS3 announced for Japan, Sony introduces white PS3
Oct 9th 2007 9:27AM (Joystiq)I didn't say people should buy the core and then get the HDD to get BC. Look up a little and you can see that I'm actually replying to some moron who claimed there's no BC available on the core model.
Sorry guys, I forgot I was posting on Joystiq and that everything has to be explained in layman's terms.
40GB PS3 announced for Japan, Sony introduces white PS3
Oct 9th 2007 9:15AM (Joystiq)And like I said, not many people care about BC on the 360 anyway because we're all too busy playing its AAA games while you watch Spiderman 3 on your blu-ray players.
LOL!