KRS

I kinda liked Too Human. It fell short of its potential, but it was a heck of a lot better than some games that succeed based on brand recognition alone. I bet that most people who slam Too Human never played it.

Bill Watterson does not get paid for all those Calvin pissing on Battlefield 3/MW3 stickers. That's the real crime.

Buttplug.

U has my liquid sword

Glaucoma medicine!

Under a pile of copies of Tony Hawk's Ride. Nobody would ever think to look there!

Barbed wire throw pillow.

The Lotus designed test track at Dunsfold Aerodrome in the UK that Top Gear uses on the show.

You know, the one that the Stig uses to get supercar lap times and on which celebrities drive reasonably priced cars.

Some say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue... we know him only, as the Stig.

Prince of Persia 3D for the PC was my first PoP game.

XBox 360 is my preferred platform.

I had just finished mowing the lawn and was emptying the last bin of clippings. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a tan colored blur spring up from a pile of cut grass. It was moving toward me at a high rate of speed. In an action movie, this is where someone would be shouting “It’s coming right at us!” Travelling as if it had targeting sensors, the flying insect flew right up to my ear. I furiously batted my hand at the ear, making brief contact with what I think to be a moth and then knocking my hat to the ground. Somehow, either from my batting it with my hand or some sort of retreat instinct, the creature went inside my ear. That’s right, INSIDE. To the place where only Q-Tips and swimming pool water have gone before.
...to be continued