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@LeonX84

I'm pretty sure every game seems pretty easy compared to Demon's Souls.

@LeonX84

I'm pretty sure every game seems pretty easy compared to Demon's Souls.

@ItsameMatt03

I can't tell you how hard I laughed at this.

I guess he could always buy the game, knowing that right after he plays it, he'll chuck his Xbox off the roof of a 40-storey building. That counts as a kind of rental, right?

@slickie

Medal of Honor: Videogame

I didn't laugh at all until the Dead or Alive and Contra jokes. The rest was just awkward and weird.

I finally got WiFi in my apartment (I know, sad really), so I've been downloading all kinds of stuff on my 3DS. It's like a whole different system now. Currently playing through VVVVVV and Mighty Switch Force. The former is absolutely phenomenal.

@Goldenswo140

I will always and forever upvote anyone who is playing Rayman: Origins.

And the winner of the Most Obvious and Least Interesting Subtitle Award goes to - this!

Seriously, I thought we were going to fight halitosis, or possibly our very feelings in the next MoH games. Sheesh.

That one character's nipple is making me very uncomfortable.

@serialsleeper

"Joystiq's review scores are based on a scale of whether the game in question is worth your time -- a five-star being a definitive "yes," and a one-star being a definitive "no." "