Chris

Bag me!

**spasmodically waving hands like a 2nd grader** Ooh! Ooh! Me me me! Me me me!!

I will cuddle them both.

"Having Zach bring a gift to your room after a long day was never in our original deal."

The name of the article should have been "Look! A girl!" While there's no need to be insulting, you're practically begging for trouble when you post a video that's so void of relevant content.

Whaddaya sellin?

This comment is as rad as iPod rumors, First Person shooters and Patrick Swayze. I sure could use a shave, too.

I love taco, guns, monkeys and Engadget!!

I've played previous versions of Hitman before and really enjoyed them, but this one is simply AWFUL. The controls are janky, the collision detection is all hosed up, and the death animation took what? 3 minutes? Oh, and did anyone notice the HORRIFIC voice acting? Was that their lead Beta tester reading the tutorial? And do I even need to mention the borderline racist African-American voices (voice, rather, since I think the same actor played all of the thugs)? And did anyone else find it a bit wrong that you are supposed to throw a GOLD COIN to distract a gangster? I certainly hope the final version is a little more polished than this.

Why is that we always seem to pay more for things in black? We pay more for a black fridge, a black Mac, even a black car in some cases. The only thing that comes cheaper in black is licorice, and we all know why that is.