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In the Halo Universe, just as in the real universe, the thing I would least like to fight is the Sun.

The Sun can kick everyone's asses.

...I think this is still going on. I can't remember anymore.

Day 3. You fellows are fine and dandy like sour candy.

"Would that small portion of women actually want to see two gay men fucking?"
Yes. Holy god yes. Fun fact: Shows like Queer as Folk are primarily aimed at women, not gay men.

Ladies like watching gay men fucking like you wouldn't believe.

The "female" alien you can romance is asari, a race that is non-gendered. That just happen to look like hot blue ladies.

Still too bad they didn't have a gay/bi romanceble male crew member. It makes sense in the game world, but plays into the "lesbians=hott/gay men=gross" dynamic so much media is stuck in. Ah well. Hopefully in the sequels.

Day 2.

You guys are still dandy.

...not in a foppish way.

I would like these items, please.

Also, you fellows are just dandy.

Well... at least the PS3 managed to outsell the GBA. Two months in a row now!

Also, I love the Sony Defense Force take on it. They have a wonderful, wonderful graph.

Man, everyone knows the best episode of Buffy was Restless.

Once More With Feeling, Becoming Pt. 2, and The Body are all fair choices too...

Gimme Shelter is an official OH FUCK YES.

That song alone trumps everything Guitar Hero 3 has.