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herro, u noobs r wak yo ROLF you can lol all u like but u cant lmao like i can, i gots me the best english eva, i neva use intnt spek yous is just wak yo

hi, my names is george, one day i was walking down the street when i saw a spasticated pirate with a cheese wooden leg and a purple parrot who would constantly shout out " fuck you buddy ", i was slightly bemused by this so i wen to say boo to him, when i arrived he pull of his face to reveal michael jackson, he then lunged towards me with a pedo look, i ran as fast as i could but i ran into a post box and it exploded, along with my left testicle, it was a good day, the most action ive had all year :D