Justin McElroy

So, am I going to have four fake guitars littering my living room now? I'm going to look like a rock and roll Michael Jackson.

That WHOA gag is great. Not only is it kind of believable (if you're dumb) but it's also actually funny, which so many people making these gags forget about in an effort to be plausible.

I'd like to apologize to everyone whose dreams I crushed. But I'd also like to let you know that I'm sweeping up your delicious dream fragments and feasting on them.