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orthonovum

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Joyswag: Alpha Protocol-themed 8GB iPod Touches [update]

May 26th 2010 5:48PM (Joystiq)
Well now.. it depends.. is he/she a real spy? or a Hollywood spy? If they are a Hollywood spy then of course they would have this super rad awesome unrealistic app generated by the special effects department that would show some cool graphics going on and allow them to unlock doors, see little blinking red dots or arrows where the bad guys are and even "hack" into the super secret mega ultra server and copy all of the important data using a very slow progress bar while the guards are about to walk into the room...

now... if it's a real spy then they will have some cheap crummy "iSpy" app on there that will most likely crash at just the right moment "ugh! not again!" and they would use it to distract guards by throwing it into the bushes in the other direction... "huh? what was that? I better go investigate and leave my post"

Review: LittleBigPlanet (PSP)

Nov 18th 2009 11:40AM (Joystiq)
great!.... but how do I get it on the PSP Go???? not listed in the PSN store to purchase... *sigh*

Killzone 2 has speedy run to 500k sold

Apr 9th 2009 2:42PM (Joystiq)
yeah @.@ making $30000000.00 sure sucks.... and thats just in America... it must really suck that they made more than that counting everywhere else... it's rough on the streets

F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin demo now in Qore, free for all next week

Jan 16th 2009 2:55PM (Joystiq Playstation)
throw your PS3 away and buy a new one then because there must be something wrong with yours, mine ran super fast looked great and was smooth as silk

Trailer: Uncharted 2 revealed

Dec 1st 2008 6:36PM (Joystiq Playstation)
I seriously must be missing something, everyone in the world loves this game.. i tried the demo and got so angry i shut it down and deleted it.. it seems like the bad guys never stop spawning, you never get time to explore and they seem to see you even if you are hiding and being sneaky... is it just the demo? is the full game better? should i buy a used copy?

Yet another batch of Home invites go out

Nov 26th 2008 11:58PM (Joystiq Playstation)
each area has several "instances" or districts, once an area reaches its maximum user capacity a new instance of that area opens up, last time they had a stress test the central plaza had 70 instances, i would guess that number could have doubled tonight with all the new users, so you would have had to be in the exact same instance as them to see them.

New WipEout HD patch makes your life much easier

Nov 24th 2008 12:56PM (Joystiq Playstation)
yeh.. 32 is my zone record.. i dont see how anyone can get 50 or higher by that time you are going so fast the slightest touch of any control sends you ping ponging into all the turns and walls...

New WipEout HD patch makes your life much easier

Nov 24th 2008 12:54PM (Joystiq Playstation)
uh... have you played wipeout? all of the "crafts" are hovering

European Home situation update

Nov 16th 2008 1:30AM (Joystiq Playstation)
we (closed beta testers) are not seeing the current code base, don't forget

besides.. NOTHING is bug free and if anyone says otherwise they are not a developer :)

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