Roman

I've always been afraid of twins.

It just freaks me out. Two people shouldn't look exactly the same. Plus they have that psychic twin connection that lets them eat your brain with their red glowing eyeballs.

Madden on Wii was a different game than the other platforms, right?

I don't play Madden myself, but going by the box art it look like that had made a more casual game for the Wii. And how many people that play Madden really want a casual game?

Fable.

I can't resist the dog. And the co-op. I think my wife might actually want to play this one with me.

I will wear them with pride on my head.

I'm staying human. It's the software bugs and security issues that worry me.

Magicarp.

I know - he's pretty much useless. Poor guy - he needs some love.

How about Jeanne from No More Heroes?

You can buy them if you want - they are fun games - but it won't help you understand the plot.

The Castlevania story isn't very coherent or really important ot the games.

A speakerphone???

The last thing I need is for my gaming friends to hear my wife yelling at me to pick up my socks.

Halo for DS.