Garrett

Call of Duty 3000: Mystery Science Theater of Operations

bioshock falsely gets people's hopes up that we can escape the specter of global warming by living under the sea

bioshock is just a video game and we are still involved in a crippling war in Iraq

this game presents little to no opportunity to teabag on xbox live

The protagonist. He was destined to be special, he smokes on airplanes, he has tattoos of chains on his wrists, and he does it all with no legs!

ah libertarians, the republican party that wants to be able to smoke pot. here is what we could be looking at with a ron paul presidency:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/google-ron-paul2.php

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I haven't gotten rrod'd yet, but I know the day is inevitable. The problem seems to buy all the XBLA games I've bought and xblm content I've bought will be killed if they change rather than repair my console. Apparently some people have convinced MS to create a dummy live silver accounted credited with enough ms points to repurchase everything, does this site mention that?

Lack of user mods on the 360 is a real liability relative to PC games, and potentially to the PS3 as well. User created mods for a game like Oblivion, for example, fix a lot of bugs and design flaws that Bethesda left in, and user-created content is often far better quality than the "official" stuff, not to mention being free. (Horse armor, anyone?) I own oblivion for 360 because I don't have a fancy PC gaming rig to play it, but I sure miss the mods, and seems like that's a problem for other games as well. Not sure what the solution is, unfortunately.

If EA was going to buy exclusive rights to something, it should have been baseball, since MVP is a far better series than 2K's MLB series. If they want to get back at 2K, instead of smearing their football game they should launch an all-pro style game using oldtime baseball players. How awesome would it be to have Sandy Koufax pitching to Ty Cobb, with Hank Aaron waiting on deck? If that game used the MVP mechanics which people love, I think it would do far better than using the college baseball license (which they currently use), which no one cares about.