Joel Russo

I'm around 60 hours. Let's change that and take my IRL time down a few notches!

A Final Fantasy VII remake would break records. I know too many people who would buy multiple copies just to hold as collector's items. I'm proud to still be the owner of a shrink wrapped FF7. I feel like square may have to lay a giant bomb in order for them to go back and remake this, but seriously guys, it's a guaranteed 200 mill right out the gate. And that's a modest assumption.

I once saw the film Marcy X in the dark of the theater. Lisa Kudrow raps about her purse. I'd rather watch the execution of my loved ones then go through that dramatic experience again.

I need me a NetFlix player!!!

Easiest way to fix the economy? Replace everyone's stimulus package with a Zune. iPods are costing us over $30,000!!

He should wax the ends and tweak them up.

A bag of crap is the only thing that will bring fulfillment to my life! Oh snap! Woot reference!

My favorite CES announcement was the Adult Entertainment Expo next door. Buttwoman to the rescue!

I would like to attend the screening so I can A. Have bragging rights over my friends and B. Finally know what the heck quantum of solace really means. Thanks for holding these contests, you guys rock!!

With my LBP powers I would harness both the desire to to pay homage to a classic NES game and make a bunch of wieners. I present to you Kid Dickarus!