Jake

I got a frakkin' cotton candy machine! It makes cotton candy!

I would eat Mark Wahlberg's. Because he has Max Brayne.

The first time I tried Legendary, HALO kicked my ass and I said forget it. I read the second book, annd actuaally learned a few things, went back, and the six hours it took me to clear Silent Cartographer is still one of my favourite gaming memories of all time!

You're a clown like pagliacci is a clown. Funny, but kinda sad.

Her name is Keri Shepherd. Lady game characters always end up as "Keri". Victory please!

I bought it on the excitement at being able to play a ninja theory game(I dind't get to play Heavenly Sword, as I had only a 360), bolstered by the demo, which I loved.

My old job-it used to be a bank, so the basement is a vault, plus it's where we keep the food, & security monitors(so I could see what was up)

Forgetticus! It makes someone forget something truly embarassing you just did(or does it?)

My cousin had a team in International Superstar Soccer on the N64, of made up players. I remember two: Mr. Choi, an short, angry Korean man who CONSTANTLY tackled his own teammates to get the ball, and my favourite soccer player: Boner. He was seven feet tall, skinny, and over the course of a few games in the season, broken both legs, and a rib or two, but my cousin kept him on the field, stacking up injury after injury(some inflicted by Mr. Choi). He eventually got a red card and was forced to the bench, so he was able to recouperate, but the courageous Boner is my favourite footballer.

I dug Bobby K's speech making him out as not being an entirely despicable human being.