Puddin

i'm beginning to think yahtzee is bringing up negative points that don't actually exist for the sake of his reviews

for example, who the fuck has ever mistaken their squad for an enemy is mass effect?
I did it all the time in gears of war but never even came close in mass effect

too much text? this is YAHTZEE saying that something has too much text. think about that one
(and for that matter you really aren't missing shit if you don't read your codex updates or pop ups when you hack a laptop, again an example of him making shit up)

many of his reviews do this

HURR DURR GUITAR HERO 3 ON EXPERT IS TOO HARD YOU ARE A FREAK IF YOU CAN DO THIS THING THAT I CAN NOT DO I SHALL IGNORE THE FACT THAT IF THE DIFFICULTY WAS NOT RAISED GH2 OWNERS WOULD BE DONE WITH IT IN 6 HOURS

OH MY GOD VITACHAMBERS RUINED BIOSHOCK, I WILL COMPLETELY IGNORE THAT NOTHING IS STOPPING ME FROM RELOADING MY SAVE WHEN I DIE AND PRETENDING THEY AREN'T THERE

but he can get away with it

know why?

because 95% of you ass hats will jizz all over his every word because he sais it in a fast british accent and has simple flash animations

he could be saying the complete opposite to the truth (which he does sometimes) and he gets away with it because of his delivery style

IF you dickmunchers are complaining about the graphics in a duke nukem game you don't deserve to play it, go back to your sissy halo shit because this game is for REAL MEN

I think you will find in the last particularly practice is all that is needed

raining blood, the hard part is Mosh 1, yes?
just spend a bit getting the fingering right so you can hit 50% or so of the notes then just use the star power

one solo? again, star power in the many triplets bit, like mosh 1 but in reverse, easier too because it's all hammer ons

number of the beast i'm betting is the other one. turn up the sound and get the strumming right, it's all about being in time

maybe it's just easier because I play actual instruments.

while i'm here might aswell respond to #20.

You're shitting me, right? You're complaining about characters? Do are aware that this game consists of see circle, push button, right? Everything else is just to make it seem like you're paying for more than an interactive CD. You complain that they put in a song? There's what, 76 songs on it? That's quite a lot. More than rock band at any rate. They could have taken out ruby and your whole fucking arguments would have been gone and there would still be a lot of songs.

That's all it comes down to. The songs and the difficulty. That's all these games ever are. You like the songs, you said it yourself. So play on the right difficulty and quit your bitching. You've made it clear you just like hating on things to look cool and against the grain. Probably influenced by the fast british speak too in this case.

Furthermore, I fail to see how you can say guitar hero 3 is bad while at the same time praise guitar hero 2. It's the same shit. Only difference is the difficulty. Other than that, the nots come up and you hit them.

Where is the fun if they keep it the same difficulty? Then anyone who owned the first one would just pick it up, beat all the songs on the first try and be done with the game in 6 hours. Oh that's right, it's trendy to hate sequels. Also the man who talks fast said so, so it must be right

So this guy just sucks at the game and you assholes are jizzing all over his review because he talks fast in a british accent?

Too hard? Turn down the difficulty setting durrr hurrr

16:

Here's a game that lets you pause to switch weapons:
KOTOR

ie, the game this is pretty much a fucking sequal to but without the lightsabers

@2 - it's choppy because your video card sucks ass, it's fine for me

Prices that divide more nicely into 1500

Why should I have to buy 2 lots of 1500 MS points when I only wanted 1600?? This just makes me only buy the 1 thing and forget about whatever else I wanted

You people in favour of pirated games... you *do* know that MS sells their consoles at a loss, right?
That means they have to make money off games.

How would you feel if someone was going out of their way to stop your source of income?