Joe

This looks exactly like Parappa.

Which came out 11 years ago, two console cycles ago.

I'm not going to say "WII GRAFIX HURR", but there's something wrong here.

A museum.

Well, I'm going to go play Rock Band 2 over at Harmonix on Monday, I'll let you guys know how it is.

Thanks for stating something we all knew!

Next, are you going to reveal we're reading the Weekly Webcomic Wrapup?

Boom Blox isn't a knockoff that retails for 29.99.

I'm guessing it's a cover of Joss Stone's cover of Fell In Love With A Girl.

She retitled it Fell In Love With A Boy, which can be heard somewhere in that trailer.

Circuit City, Gamestop, Best Buy

Probably about 3 ways. Tear out his throat, two fingers in the eye sockets, or dig into his chest.

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Oh no, a fat kid was called a fat kid by a video game that measures how fat you are?

Stop the goddamn presses!

(I just weighed myself and computed my BMI. 6', 173 lbs, 23.5 BMI. I'm relatively normal)