Love coffee? Love tea? If so, you'll love this shirt.
While this is supposed to be a Fable 2 Spire Guard Coat, we have a hard time not picturing Michael Jackson everytime we look at it.
Half rabbit and a pinch of Donnie Darko makes this shirt 80% awesome.
Cactus + Dog = Cactus Dog!
Quite the nifty helmet that's sure to herniate a few of your Avatar's discs and cause irreversible neck trauma.
One word, two syllables: Badass
We're told the cyclops-like eye gives its wearer splendo-vision.
COG armor for the true Gears enthusiast.
Sam Fisher duds comes complete with hand bandage and vengeful attitude.
It's a blend of ninja and technology.
With these, you can see into the bleak future.
Real men wear skinny jeans. You know it's a good fit when you can't feel your legs.
Yes, those are Crimson Omen symbols on the shoes. You're welcome.
No amount of words can express how truly adorable a baby Big Daddy Doll is.
It's a chicken with a pulley. 'Nuff said.
A cotton swab fit for a giant person and licensed for use in the North American Jousting League.
Our Avatar is having way too much fun with his new saber ...
Feeling the urge to cheer?
It's subtle, but this ring oozes l33tness.