A tire track on the box for Mario Kart Wii? LOL!We bet Nintendo spent hours concocting this little joke right here.
Blue stuffing, a kart freshener, and a contract giving Nintendo exclusivity (known legally as "right of refusal") to our souls.
Our new car freshener. The consensus among a dozen polled scientists is that it smells like a bastard hybrid of potpurri and soap.
Tell us your favorite Mario Kart track below!
... however, the good stuff is below the Mario Kart Wii.
Note to Nintendo: big thank you for the bubble wrap.
Two hours later, we had exhausted our fun with the bubble wrap (mmm). Back to the unboxing, here's the package next to a Wii remote, so you can judge the size of the box.
Closest to the front of the box, the game. Disconnected by a lair of cardboard and mistrust, the Wii Wheel.