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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Mass Effect Normandy SR2 Cerberus Variant model up for pre-order]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/07/16/mass-effect-normandy-sr2-cerberus-variant-model-up-for-pre-order/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2011/07/16/mass-effect-normandy-sr2-cerberus-variant-model-up-for-pre-order/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/07/16/mass-effect-normandy-sr2-cerberus-variant-model-up-for-pre-order/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center; ">
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The problem with that <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/05/03/mass-effect-normandy-sr2-is-ready-to-dock-on-your-desk/">Normandy SR2 model</a> you pre-ordered for your cube back in May is that it doesn't have anything to pick a fight with. Enter <a href="http://biowarestore.com/mass-effect/mass-effect-accessories/ssv-normandy-ship-replica-cerberus-variant">the newly announced Cerberus variant</a>, available for 35 clams, and expected to arrive in this galaxy sometime in November. <em>Pew-pew</em> sounds not included.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/07/16/mass-effect-normandy-sr2-cerberus-variant-model-up-for-pre-order/">Mass Effect Normandy SR2 Cerberus Variant model up for pre-order</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Sat, 16 Jul 2011 13:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/07/16/mass-effect-normandy-sr2-cerberus-variant-model-up-for-pre-order/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19992883/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/07/16/mass-effect-normandy-sr2-cerberus-variant-model-up-for-pre-order/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Cerberus</category><category>mass-effect</category><category>mass-effect-2</category><category>mass-effect-3</category><category>microsoft</category><category>model</category><category>Normandy</category><category>pc</category><category>playstation</category><category>ps3</category><category>xbox</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Mallory]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2011 13:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[New Mass Effect 2 DLC armor, shotgun available tomorrow]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/08/new-mass-effect-2-dlc-armor-shotgun-available-tomorrow/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/08/new-mass-effect-2-dlc-armor-shotgun-available-tomorrow/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/08/new-mass-effect-2-dlc-armor-shotgun-available-tomorrow/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/103/index/1074772"><img hspace="0" vspace="0" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/02/cerberusarmorme2.jpg" /></a></div>
A post on the Bioware forums has <a href="http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/103/index/1074772">revealed</a> that two new bits of DLC will be coming to <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/mass-effect-2"><em>Mass Effect 2's</em></a> Cerberus Network tomorrow, February 9. Players will be able to download both a new set of armor and a new shotgun for free via the game's DLC pipe. The <a href="http://masseffect.bioware.com/universe/arsenal/armor/">Cerberus Armor</a> ups heavy weapon ammo capacity, shields, and health by 10 percent each, and the M-22a Eviscerator Shotgun is "a longer-range shotgun with armor-piercing loads" that "also violates several intergalactic weapons treaties."<br />
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But those "treaties" were never ratified by the Citadel Council anyway, so who cares? The new DLC should be released by 2pm ET, so you can start ganking with the new space shotty then.<br />
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[Thanks, <a href="http://www.sensazin.com">Michael</a>]<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/08/new-mass-effect-2-dlc-armor-shotgun-available-tomorrow/">New Mass Effect 2 DLC armor, shotgun available tomorrow</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/103/index/1074772>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/08/new-mass-effect-2-dlc-armor-shotgun-available-tomorrow/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19349770/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/08/new-mass-effect-2-dlc-armor-shotgun-available-tomorrow/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>armor</category><category>bioware</category><category>cerberus</category><category>cerberus-armor</category><category>cerberus-network</category><category>dlc</category><category>eviscerator-shotgun</category><category>mass-effect-2</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>release-date</category><category>shotgun</category><category>xblm</category><category>Xbox-360</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike Schramm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:00:00 EST</pubDate></item></channel></rss>