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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Chris Taylor talks Dungeon Siege 3]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/06/chris-taylor-talks-dungeon-siege-3/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/06/chris-taylor-talks-dungeon-siege-3/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/06/chris-taylor-talks-dungeon-siege-3/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/rpgs/" rel="tag">RPGs</a></p><a href="http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=146969"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" alt=""  src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/06/dungeon-siege-box-225.jpg" class="imagepadding" /></a>Miraculously, it appears that Gas Powered Games' <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/dungeonsiege"><em>Dungeon Siege</em></a> franchise has survived a Boll-ocalypse -- that is to say, it's getting another game even after being "adapted" into a <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/19/metareview-in-the-name-of-the-king-a-dungeon-siege-tale/">hilariously calamitous</a> Uwe Boll film. Speaking to <a href="http://www.eurogamer.de/article.php?article_id=146948">Eurogamer Germany</a> (<a href="http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=146969">English version</a>), Gas Powered Games boss Chris Taylor has divulged some of his plans for a third orc-killing romp. <br /><br />"There will be some things that are very much like Dungeon Siege 1 and 2, but some things will be simplified," he said. "I am done with multi-character parties; I really think that it's all going to be about a single hero. It's too much to manage." We can certainly get behind the idea of having fewer people to manage, as long as our hero has enough to do by his lonesome. For instance, it would be nice to be granted a choice in whether we'd like to <em>hack</em> or <em>slash</em> any given enemy.<br /><br />We expect to hear more on the topic once Gas Powered Games completes work on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/02/space-siege-console-port-is-definitely-being-considered/"><em>Space Siege</em></a>. Which is a lot like <em>Dungeon Siege</em> ... but in space.<br /><br />[Via <a href="http://news.bigdownload.com/2008/06/06/gas-powered-games-working-on-dungeon-siege-3/">Big Download</a>]<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/06/chris-taylor-talks-dungeon-siege-3/">Chris Taylor talks Dungeon Siege 3</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:15:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=146969>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/06/chris-taylor-talks-dungeon-siege-3/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1218208/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/06/chris-taylor-talks-dungeon-siege-3/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Dungeon-Siege</category><category>Dungeon-Siege-3</category><category>DungeonSiege</category><category>Gas-Powered-Games</category><category>Space-Siege</category><category>SpaceSiege</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ludwig Kietzmann]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:15:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Space Siege console port is 'definitely' being considered]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/02/space-siege-console-port-is-definitely-being-considered/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/02/space-siege-console-port-is-definitely-being-considered/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/02/space-siege-console-port-is-definitely-being-considered/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/pc/" rel="tag">PC</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/rpgs/" rel="tag">RPGs</a></p><a href="http://www.videogaming247.com/2008/02/01/console-space-siege-being-%e2%80%9cconsidered%e2%80%9d-says-sega/"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/02/gam_spacesiege2guys_490.jpg" /></a><br />After <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/10/ces-2008-hands-on-with-first-public-showing-of-space-siege/">our brief hands-on time</a> with the game at CES, we're anxiously awaiting the September release of Gas Powered Games' <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/06/dungeon-siege-blasts-off-becomes-space-siege/"><em>Space Siege</em></a>, the interstellar reimagining of <em>Dungeon Siege</em> (the classic RPG series, not the latest <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/19/metareview-in-the-name-of-the-king-a-dungeon-siege-tale/">box office turd</a> from team Boll/Statham). However, it's a little known fact that four out of every five Joystiq writers don't own computers -- many of our posts are actually published with an intricate system of smoke signals, morse code, and carrier pigeons.<br /><br />Luckily, we, along with the rest of the WASDaphobic world, might not miss out <em>Space Siege</em> -- According to <a href="http://www.videogaming247.com/2008/02/01/console-space-siege-being-%e2%80%9cconsidered%e2%80%9d-says-sega/">videogaming247</a>, the game's associate producer recently explained that "a console version is something that's being considered right now." While he mentioned that a port of the game is not officially confirmed, the very thought of getting our PC-fearing hands on the spiritual successor to one of our favorite RPG franchises is enough to inspire visions of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungeon_Siege">zero-G Krug</a> dancing through our heads.<br /><br />[Via <a href="http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/2008/02/01/space-siege-could-be-headed-to-360/">X3F</a>]<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/02/space-siege-console-port-is-definitely-being-considered/">Space Siege console port is 'definitely' being considered</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.videogaming247.com/2008/02/01/console-space-siege-being-%e2%80%9cconsidered%e2%80%9d-says-sega/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/02/space-siege-console-port-is-definitely-being-considered/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1104861/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/02/space-siege-console-port-is-definitely-being-considered/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Console</category><category>DungeonSiege</category><category>GasPoweredGames</category><category>PC</category><category>RPG</category><category>Sega</category><category>SpaceSiege</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Griffin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Metareview - In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/19/metareview-in-the-name-of-the-king-a-dungeon-siege-tale/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/19/metareview-in-the-name-of-the-king-a-dungeon-siege-tale/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/19/metareview-in-the-name-of-the-king-a-dungeon-siege-tale/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/metareviews/" rel="tag">Metareviews</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/in_the_name_of_the_king_a_dungeon_siege_tale/?page=2&amp;critic=columns&amp;name_order=asc"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/01/inthenameoftheking_490_revised.jpg" alt="" /></a><br /></div>
We think it's safe to assume that everybody who's reading this is familiar with Uwe Boll and his auspiciously terrible body of work, which includes such gems as "Bloodrayne", "House of the Dead", and <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alone_in_the_dark/">Rotten Tomatoes' second worst reviewed movie of all time</a>, "Alone in the Dark". That's why it may surprise you to learn that Boll's latest (<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/15/no-more-big-budget-bombs-for-boll/">and possibly last</a>) big-budget box office flop, "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale", is actually ... wretched, of course! Don't be silly.<br /><br />In this very special edition of Metareview, we're taking a look at the cream of the crop of the film's reviews, which have already provided us with more entertainment than the actual movie ever could. Join with us in our appreciation of these brave reviewers, who have unwittingly tacked their own names onto <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/09/25/uwe-boll-does-something-awful-to-another-critic/">Boll's lengthy "to be punched in the face repeatedly" list</a>.<br />
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    <li><strong>Sam Adams - <a href="http://www.calendarlive.com/movies/cl-et-king14jan14,0,4689570.story?coll=cl-movies-features">Los Angeles Times</a>: </strong>    "Uwe Boll isn't the worst director in the world, but <em>In the Name of the King</em> might be more enjoyable if he were."</li>
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    <li><strong>Dustin Putman - <a href="http://themovieboy.com/directlinks/08itnotk.htm">TheMovieBoy.com</a>: "</strong>[The movie] would be irredeemable if not for its near-brilliant ability to give the viewer douche chills for 127 solid minutes."</li>
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    <li><strong>Jim Lane - <a href="http://www.newsreview.com/sacramento/Content?oid=613778">Sacramento News and Review</a>: </strong>"It's like a Florida dinner theater production of <em>The Lord of the Rings</em>, though it's not without enjoyment if you're in a <em>Mystery Science Theatre 3000 </em>frame of mind."</li>
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    <li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Scott Weinberg - <a href="http://www.cinematical.com/2008/01/11/review-in-the-name-of-the-king-a-dungeon-siege-tale/">Cinematical</a>: </span>"If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Uwe Boll just spent 126 minutes telling Peter Jackson how thin, talented and gorgeous he is."</li>
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    <li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Joe Leydon - <a href="http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117935777.html?categoryid=31&amp;cs=1">Variety</a>: </span>"Doug Taylor's script, loosely based on the "Dungeon Siege" vidgame, is a lazy mash-up of cliched situations, grandiose speechifying and verbal anachronisms. But, then again, "In the Name of the King" is the sort of half-baked farrago that brings out the worst, or the least, in almost everyone involved."</li>
</ul><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/19/metareview-in-the-name-of-the-king-a-dungeon-siege-tale/">Metareview - In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 16:15:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/in_the_name_of_the_king_a_dungeon_siege_tale/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/19/metareview-in-the-name-of-the-king-a-dungeon-siege-tale/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1091285/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/19/metareview-in-the-name-of-the-king-a-dungeon-siege-tale/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>adungeonsiegetale</category><category>dungeonsiege</category><category>inthenameoftheking</category><category>rottentomatoes</category><category>uwe-boll</category><category>uweboll</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Griffin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 16:15:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You are not worthy of this Dungeon Siege trailer]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/19/you-are-not-worthy-of-this-dungeon-siege-trailer/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/19/you-are-not-worthy-of-this-dungeon-siege-trailer/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/19/you-are-not-worthy-of-this-dungeon-siege-trailer/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/hacks/" rel="tag">Hacks</a></p><center><embed width="425" height="345" src="http://www.veoh.com/videodetails2.swf?player=videodetailsembedded&amp;type=v&amp;permalinkId=v8018387kjKwTpj&amp;id=anonymous" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed></center>Oh sweet mother of mercy. How hard are you going to see this movie? Like Richter-scale hard? Though the end of the trailer says December, 1UP says that <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/dungeonsiege"><em>In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale</em></a> has been moved to January, thereby <em>guaranteeing </em>that 2008 will be the greatest year ever.<br /><br />Honestly, if the whole thing was two minutes of Ray Liotta slo-mo backwards leaping, we would have already pre-purchased our tickets. But there's so much more to enjoy! There's Claire Forlani looking gorgeous! There's Jason Statham air kicking! There's John Rhys-Davies reminding us that, although he was in <em>Lord of the Rings</em>, he was also in 41 episodes of <em>Sliders</em>! We are left with just two questions. When, exactly, in January is this gem coming out, and where can we get a Ray Liotta "Life...has never been so <em>exciting!</em>" ringtone?<br /><br />[Via <a href="http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3161390">1UP</a>, Thanks, EternityInBlack]<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/19/you-are-not-worthy-of-this-dungeon-siege-trailer/">You are not worthy of this Dungeon Siege trailer</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:33:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/19/you-are-not-worthy-of-this-dungeon-siege-trailer/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/944411/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/19/you-are-not-worthy-of-this-dungeon-siege-trailer/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>dungeonsiege</category><category>uweboll</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:33:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dungeon Siege blasts off, becomes Space Siege]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/06/dungeon-siege-blasts-off-becomes-space-siege/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/06/dungeon-siege-blasts-off-becomes-space-siege/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/06/dungeon-siege-blasts-off-becomes-space-siege/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/pc/" rel="tag">PC</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/rpgs/" rel="tag">RPGs</a></p><div align="left"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/07/siege2.jpg" id="img3" alt="" />Sega announced today that Chris Taylor and Gas Powered Games will follow up their <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/DungeonSiege/">Dungeon Siege</a> </em>series with <em>Space Siege,</em> an action RPG set for a Q1 2008 release for North America and Europe on the PC. <br /></div>
<br />A far cry from leather and swords, you'll be playing an engineer who can sacrifice parts of his humanity for cybernetic upgrades. How much humanity you're willing to give up seems to be one of the game's central struggles, with NPCs reacting to you differently depending on how human you are. <br /><br />You're on one of the last remaining ships carrying humans after an attack on Earth and, as you have probably have already guessed, you'll be attempting to save the human race from being eradicated. Also mentioned in the release: A co-op multiplayer mode for up to four players. More info on the game is due in PC Gamer's September issue and (we would bet) during <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/e307">E3</a>.<font color="black"><span style="color: black;"></span></font><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/06/dungeon-siege-blasts-off-becomes-space-siege/">Dungeon Siege blasts off, becomes Space Siege</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 13:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/06/dungeon-siege-blasts-off-becomes-space-siege/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/934582/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/06/dungeon-siege-blasts-off-becomes-space-siege/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>christaylor</category><category>dungeonsiege</category><category>gaspoweredgames</category><category>PC</category><category>spacesiege</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2007 13:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Uwe Boll lands distribution deal for trio of films]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2007/06/07/uwe-boll-lands-distribution-deal-for-trio-of-films/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2007/06/07/uwe-boll-lands-distribution-deal-for-trio-of-films/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2007/06/07/uwe-boll-lands-distribution-deal-for-trio-of-films/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/business/" rel="tag">Business</a></p><a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/home_entertainment/games/e3ic26ecb1cf2ac2ac6895a0c0366abea04"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/06/boll.jpg" /></a>Confrontational and often criticized film director <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/UweBoll/">Uwe Boll</a>, known for such stellar standouts like <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/AloneintheDark/">Alone in the Dark</a> </em>and <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/Bloodrayne/">Bloodrayne</a></em> adaptations, has signed with Freestyle Releasing for the distribution of three films: <em>In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale</em>, <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/Postal/">Postal</a></em> and <em>Seed</em>, the latter notable for not being adapted from a video game.<br /><br />The <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/DungeonSiege/">Dungeon Siege</a></em> adaptation is due out January 18 in 2,500 theaters across North America, which means you'll likely have a chance to witness it, should you honestly choose to pay for it. (Given Boll's history and the film's long-delayed release, we're not expecting much.) <em>Postal</em> will actually beat <em>Dungeon Siege </em>to theaters, slated for September 28. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Boll said that "the film likely will open on 500 screens and grow from there based on box office."<br /><br />When the games come out, you'll finally be able to judge for yourself. Be careful what you say, however: you might end up on the other end of a <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/09/06/uwe-i-make-crappy-game-movies-boll-silences-his-first-critic/">directorial uppercut</a>.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/06/07/uwe-boll-lands-distribution-deal-for-trio-of-films/">Uwe Boll lands distribution deal for trio of films</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/home_entertainment/games/e3ic26ecb1cf2ac2ac6895a0c0366abea04>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/06/07/uwe-boll-lands-distribution-deal-for-trio-of-films/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/913408/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/06/07/uwe-boll-lands-distribution-deal-for-trio-of-films/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>dungeon siege</category><category>DungeonSiege</category><category>postal</category><category>uwe boll</category><category>UweBoll</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ross Miller]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gas Powered Games working on Wii game]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2007/04/26/gas-powered-games-working-on-wii-game/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2007/04/26/gas-powered-games-working-on-wii-game/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2007/04/26/gas-powered-games-working-on-wii-game/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/interviews/" rel="tag">Interviews</a></p><a href="http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid=24386"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/04/chris_taylor_gas_powered_games_relaxing_sm.jpg"  alt="" /></a>During an interview with GameIndustry.BIZ, Gas Powered Games' CEO Chris Taylor <a href="http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid=24386">confirmed</a> that the company has numerous projects underway, noting that the company is working on a variety of platforms including the Wii. Sounds great to us, considering the company served up some delicious titles including the <em>Dungeon Siege</em> games. Well, those are kind of the <em>only </em>games the company dished out ... Still, more support for the Wii is a good thing. <br /><br />The rest of the interview focuses on what Taylor believes the current state of the console wars are, taking time to point out his love of console development over the PC. Taylor also notes that he likes the Wii most out of the three consoles offered up this generation, mostly due to the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/wiimote">Wiimote</a> and price, in his opinion.<br /><br />You can check out the official website for Gas Powered Games <a href="http://www.gaspowered.com/">here</a>.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/04/26/gas-powered-games-working-on-wii-game/">Gas Powered Games working on Wii game</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:45:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid=24386>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/04/26/gas-powered-games-working-on-wii-game/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/882870/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/04/26/gas-powered-games-working-on-wii-game/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>dungeonsiege</category><category>gaspoweredgames</category><category>nintendo</category><category>nintendowii</category><category>wii</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[David Hinkle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:45:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[PSP Fanboy review: Dungeon Siege Throne of Agony]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/25/psp-fanboy-review-dungeon-siege-throne-of-agony/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/25/psp-fanboy-review-dungeon-siege-throne-of-agony/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/25/psp-fanboy-review-dungeon-siege-throne-of-agony/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/reviews/" rel="tag">Reviews</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/dungeon-siege/" rel="tag">Dungeon Siege</a></p><div align="center"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/11/dungeons1.jpg"  alt="" /><br /></div>
PSP gamers have been waiting eons for a great system-exclusive RPG. The <em>Untold Legends</em> series did a fair job of satisfying my hack and slash needs, but didn't bring anything new, inventive, or exciting to the table. Enter <em>Dungeon Siege</em>. This beloved RPG series has been considered one of the PC's best. While the original games were developed by Gas Powered Games, this PSP-exclusive sequel is taken care of by newbie team SuperVillian Studios. And unfortunately, it appears this team simply wasn't ready to handle such a large game: although many elements of the game are excellent, numerous bugs, general sluggishness, and a repetitive formula, make it just another game to pass the time.<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/25/psp-fanboy-review-dungeon-siege-throne-of-agony/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>PSP Fanboy review: Dungeon Siege Throne of Agony</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/25/psp-fanboy-review-dungeon-siege-throne-of-agony/">PSP Fanboy review: Dungeon Siege Throne of Agony</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 12:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/25/psp-fanboy-review-dungeon-siege-throne-of-agony/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/701623/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/25/psp-fanboy-review-dungeon-siege-throne-of-agony/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>2k</category><category>2k games</category><category>2kGames</category><category>contest</category><category>dungeon siege</category><category>DungeonSiege</category><category>gas powered games</category><category>GasPoweredGames</category><category>giveaway</category><category>review</category><category>rpg</category><category>supervillian</category><category>supervillian studios</category><category>SupervillianStudios</category><category>throne of agony</category><category>ThroneOfAgony</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrew Yoon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 25 Nov 2006 12:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dungeon Siege: Throne of Agony giveaway #2]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/21/dungeon-siege-throne-of-agony-giveaway-2/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/21/dungeon-siege-throne-of-agony-giveaway-2/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/21/dungeon-siege-throne-of-agony-giveaway-2/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/fan-stuff/" rel="tag">Fan Stuff</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/dungeon-siege/" rel="tag">Dungeon Siege</a></p><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/11/tmpphprjmfah.jpg" id="vimage_1" alt="" /><br />THE HORROR!!! THE HORROR!!! Jeff Morrice sent in the best, and most terrifying picture for the first part of our <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/16/dungeon-siege-throne-of-agony-giveaway-1/"><em>Dungeon Siege: Throne of Agony</em> contest</a>. While there's a ton of hideous monsters in this PSP-exclusive hack and slash RPG, none are quite as horrific as this beast known as "Michael Jackson." Watch out--he's a tricky one. He'll try to give you some "<a href="http://cache-origin.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,13385,00.html">Jesus juice</a>."<br /><br />Congrats to all the people that entered the contest. The winners will be contacted via e-mail. Now, continue reading to see how you can get another chance to win a copy of this game!<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/21/dungeon-siege-throne-of-agony-giveaway-2/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Dungeon Siege: Throne of Agony giveaway #2</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/21/dungeon-siege-throne-of-agony-giveaway-2/">Dungeon Siege: Throne of Agony giveaway #2</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/21/dungeon-siege-throne-of-agony-giveaway-2/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/705528/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/21/dungeon-siege-throne-of-agony-giveaway-2/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>contest</category><category>dungeon siege</category><category>DungeonSiege</category><category>giveaway</category><category>michael jackson</category><category>MichaelJackson</category><category>throne of agony</category><category>ThroneOfAgony</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrew Yoon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dungeon Siege: Throne of Agony giveaway #1]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/16/dungeon-siege-throne-of-agony-giveaway-1/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/16/dungeon-siege-throne-of-agony-giveaway-1/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/16/dungeon-siege-throne-of-agony-giveaway-1/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/dungeon-siege/" rel="tag">Dungeon Siege</a></p><img id="vimage_1" alt="" hspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/11/throneofagony.jpg" vspace="4" border="1" /><br />We have a <em>lot</em> of copies of <em>Dungeon Siege: Throne of Agony</em> to give away. Starting today, we're going to have THREE separate chances for you to win a copy of this PSP-exclusive hack 'n slash RPG. Today, we're going to give away <em>five</em> copies of the game to those of you that are willing to spend a little time and effort:<br /><br /><strong>Take a picture or draw a piece of art that best describes a "Throne of Agony."</strong> Be creative! Be original! Send your entries via e-mail to <a href="mailto:throneofagony@anyo.org?subject=Throne%20of%20Agony">throneofagony@anyo.org</a>. All entries must be submitted before November 19th. The PSP Fanboy blogging team will judge your entry based on three criteria: originality &amp; creativity (40%), effort (30%), and visual presentation (30%). The top five entries will win the prize. There is no limit to the number of entries you can submit, so get to work!<br /><br />Stay tuned to PSP Fanboy to see even more <em>Throne of Agony</em> giveaways, leading up to our review of the game next week.<br /><br /><strong>Don't forget to enter our other contest:</strong><br /><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/15/hijack-psp-fanboys-1500th-post-win-gta/">Hijack PSP Fanboy's 1500th post, win GTA</a><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/16/dungeon-siege-throne-of-agony-giveaway-1/">Dungeon Siege: Throne of Agony giveaway #1</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/16/dungeon-siege-throne-of-agony-giveaway-1/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/693065/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/16/dungeon-siege-throne-of-agony-giveaway-1/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>contest</category><category>dungeon siege</category><category>DungeonSiege</category><category>giveaway</category><category>psp fanboy</category><category>PspFanboy</category><category>throne of agony</category><category>ThroneOfAgony</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrew Yoon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Kristanna Loken dumps Uwe Boll]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/09/kristanna-loken-dumps-uwe-boll/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/09/kristanna-loken-dumps-uwe-boll/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/09/kristanna-loken-dumps-uwe-boll/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a></p><p><a href="http://biz.gamedaily.com/industry/feature/?id=14392"><img id="vimage_2" alt="" hspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/11/uwe_boll_1150680401227.jpg" align="right" vspace="4" border="1" /></a>Infamous video game director Uwe Boll is going to have to find a new "star" to drag through the mud. Kristanna Loken, star of two Boll films -- <em>BloodRayne</em> and the as-of-yet unreleased <em>In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale </em>-- has thrown the "engaged to be engaged" ring back in Uwe's face and has decided to move on to bigger and better things. <em>BloodRayne 2</em> is just not in the Hollywood stars for Loken. Good move, Ms. Loken, Uwe just isn't good enough for you.</p>
<p>Loken's official statement is that she's too busy working on <em>Painkiller Jane</em>, a Sci-Fi series. Replacing Loken as Rayne (and Uwe's next "fling") in <em>BloodRayne 2</em> (the first one warranted a sequel?) is Natassia Malthe. After checking IMDB, we discovered that Malthe doesn't exactly have a stellar career of her own. We have to respectfully inform Ms. Malthe that those "Oscars" in Uwe's office are made of Papier-M&acirc;ch&egrave;.</p>
<p>Loken's excuse for not working on a third Boll movie and reprising her role as Rayne is questionable. Maybe Loken decided it was about time to get out of the acting gutter and start working on some better projects? In any case, that hasn't stopped Boll from wasting other people's money; working on future flops such as <em>Postal</em>, <em>Far Cry</em>, <em>Alone in the Dark 2</em> (again with the sequels) and non-gaming IP <em>Seed</em>. Who knows, maybe <em>BloodRayne 2</em> will turn out like <em>Superman Returns</em> as Uwe claims; a dull movie that somehow managed to make a profit.</p>
<p>(We are proactively denying any future <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/09/25/uwe-boll-does-something-awful-to-another-critic/">boxing challenges</a> Uwe Boll may deliver ... you fight too dirty, bro.)</p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/09/kristanna-loken-dumps-uwe-boll/">Kristanna Loken dumps Uwe Boll</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 22:40:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://biz.gamedaily.com/industry/feature/?id=14392>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/09/kristanna-loken-dumps-uwe-boll/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/699384/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/09/kristanna-loken-dumps-uwe-boll/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Blood Rayne</category><category>Blood Rayne 2</category><category>BloodRayne</category><category>BloodRayne 2</category><category>Bloodrayne2</category><category>Boll</category><category>Dungeon Siege</category><category>dungeon siege tale</category><category>DungeonSiege</category><category>DungeonSiegeTale</category><category>failure</category><category>Far Cry</category><category>Far Cry movie</category><category>FarCry</category><category>FarCry movie</category><category>FarCryMovie</category><category>hack director</category><category>HackDirector</category><category>In the name of the king</category><category>in the name of the king: a dungeon siege tale</category><category>InTheNameOfTheKing</category><category>InTheNameOfTheKing:ADungeonSiegeTale</category><category>kristianna loken</category><category>KristiannaLoken</category><category>loken</category><category>postal</category><category>postal movie</category><category>PostalMovie</category><category>Rayne</category><category>Seed</category><category>Seed movie</category><category>SeedMovie</category><category>Uwe</category><category>Uwe Boll</category><category>UweBoll</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin Murray]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2006 22:40:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Viral blog takes girl to the broken lands]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2006/10/24/viral-blog-takes-girl-to-the-broken-lands/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2006/10/24/viral-blog-takes-girl-to-the-broken-lands/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2006/10/24/viral-blog-takes-girl-to-the-broken-lands/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/fan-stuff/" rel="tag">Fan Stuff</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/dungeon-siege/" rel="tag">Dungeon Siege</a></p><a href="http://honeyfortango.blogspot.com/"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" alt="" id="vimage_1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/10/tmpphpckqjof.jpg" /></a>Viral ads are the hottest thing in advertising right now (see examples <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/10/12/ps3-viral-web-code-cracked/">here</a> and <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/09/04/sony-makes-you-ps-pee-for-gangs-of-london/">here</a>). They try to spark your interest, so that you spread the site/idea/product around to a friend, like you would a disease (like how I caught this cold!). One reader, Mike Sutter, discovered a blog called "<a href="http://honeyfortango.blogspot.com/">Honey for Tango</a>" which focuses on a girl's encounter with the paranormal. This could haven been a convincing, and interesting viral blog, but unfortunately, it seems like the reveal happened too soon: her latest entry over-enthusiastically hypes the upcoming <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/dungeon-siege/"><em>Dungeon Siege: Throne of Agony</em></a>.<br /><br />The game itself looks interesting, but her obviously fictional blog does a poor job of getting me excited about the game. Also, I understand the game is <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000FZ1YV4?tag=prey0f&amp;camp=0&amp;creative=0&amp;linkCode=as1&amp;creativeASIN=B000FZ1YV4&amp;adid=181XZ1A3PVB8PA1KJHXG&amp;">releasing</a> on Halloween, but in my opinion, the blog's focus on the supernatural doesn't seem to mesh well with the fantasy environment of the game.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/10/24/viral-blog-takes-girl-to-the-broken-lands/">Viral blog takes girl to the broken lands</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 14:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://honeyfortango.blogspot.com/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/10/24/viral-blog-takes-girl-to-the-broken-lands/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/690105/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/10/24/viral-blog-takes-girl-to-the-broken-lands/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>blog</category><category>dungeon siege</category><category>DungeonSiege</category><category>honey for tango</category><category>HoneyForTango</category><category>paranormal</category><category>supernatural</category><category>throne of agony</category><category>ThroneOfAgony</category><category>viral</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrew Yoon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 14:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Internet casino sponsoring "Raging Boll" event]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2006/08/23/internet-casino-sponsoring-raging-boll-event/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2006/08/23/internet-casino-sponsoring-raging-boll-event/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2006/08/23/internet-casino-sponsoring-raging-boll-event/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/fighting/" rel="tag">Fighting</a></p><a href="http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/060822/latu076.html"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/08/uwe_boll_boxer.jpg" id="vimage_1" alt="" /></a>Widely known for his anti-masterpieces, <em>House of the Dead</em>, <em>Bloodrayne</em> and <em>Alone in the Dark</em>, German film director Uwe Boll drew plenty of internet ire in June by sending out a <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/06/13/nows-your-chance-to-thrown-down-with-uwe/">public challenge</a> to his (many, <em>many</em>) detractors. Like any civilized and intelligent human being, Boll decided that the best way to deal with those that disagreed with his artistic vision for videogame adaptations was to <em>punch them in the face, grr!</em> The invitation urged haters to fly to Vancouver and meet the German in the boxing ring for a one-on-one session of metaphorically rich pummeling. Internet casino Goldenpalace.com has issued a <a href="http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/060822/latu076.html">press release</a> stating that they will be the ones to sponsor the event, now dubbed "Raging Boll."<br /><br />Naturally, the prestige gained from having your event backed by an internet casino cannot be overstated. The joint's CEO, Richard Rowe, notes that Boll's attention grab is refreshingly ridiculous. "We receive so many outlandish offers for advertising exposure that it is refreshing to see something that surprises even us. That is why we decided to get involved. This has gotten so much attention so far, and we can't wait to see how it will turn out." Before starting proper on 23 September, Uwe will stop off in Spain to battle Carlos Palencia Jimenez-Arguello, a critic who has already vowed to <em>Kill Boll</em> (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT5aD242Ey8">challenge video</a> embedded in the latter section of the post). After that bout, Boll will face Something Awful's Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, Jeff Sneider from Ain't It Cool News, Chris Alexander of Rue Morgue and Nelson Chance Minter from Website Critic. <br /><br />All the fights will be filmed for inclusion in Boll's <em>Postal</em> film, no doubt rendered vaguely entertaining by showing his face deteriorating over the course of the event. It may even prove to be beneficial to his career -- a few brutal blows to the head might be just the thing to bring him to his senses. Perhaps then he'll realize how difficult it is to hold on to credibility when you've got boxing gloves on your hands.<br /><br />[Via <a href="http://www.gamesetwatch.com/2006/08/goldenpalace_helps_uwe_boll_fi_1.php">GameSetWatch</a>]<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/08/23/internet-casino-sponsoring-raging-boll-event/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Internet casino sponsoring "Raging Boll" event</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/08/23/internet-casino-sponsoring-raging-boll-event/">Internet casino sponsoring "Raging Boll" event</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 21:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/060822/latu076.html>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/08/23/internet-casino-sponsoring-raging-boll-event/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/658235/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/08/23/internet-casino-sponsoring-raging-boll-event/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Alone in the Dark</category><category>AloneInTheDark</category><category>Bloodrayne</category><category>Boxing</category><category>Dungeon Siege</category><category>DungeonSiege</category><category>Ed Wood</category><category>EdWood</category><category>House of the Dead</category><category>HouseOfTheDead</category><category>Punch-Out</category><category>Uwe Boll</category><category>UweBoll</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ludwig Kietzmann]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 21:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dungeon Siege trailer overdoses on LOTR]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/27/dungeon-siege-trailer-overdoses-on-lotr/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/27/dungeon-siege-trailer-overdoses-on-lotr/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/27/dungeon-siege-trailer-overdoses-on-lotr/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a></p><ahref="http://www.youtube.com/w/In-the-Name-of-the-King:-A-Dungeon-Siege-Tale?v=R8jR_5NiZUs&amp;eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcms%2Eweblogsinc%2Ecom%2Fposts%2Fcreate%2F"><imgvspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/01/dungeonsiege_trailer_cg.jpg" alt="" /></a><br/>What has orcs, elves, John Rhys-Davies, and ends in "of the King?" No, it's not <span style="font-style:italic;">Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King</span>, silly! It's Uwe Boll's latest,<span style="font-style:italic;"> In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale</span>. What else does his <span style="font-style:italic;">LOTR</span>-killer bring to the table: that ass-kicking bald-guy from <span style="font-style: italic;">TheTransporter</span>, ninjas, Burt Reynolds, ninjas, Ray Liotta, and, in an Oscar-worthy role, Matthew Lillard! <br /><br/>No, I'm not kidding, the annoying guy from <span style="font-style: italic;">Scream.</span><br /><br />Read on for theYouTube video, or use <a href="http://oli.atknet.sk/king.mov">this link for a high-res</a>, though unreliable,version.<br /><br />[Thanks, <a href="http://psxreality.net">hellmasterx</a>]<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/27/dungeon-siege-trailer-overdoses-on-lotr/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Dungeon Siege trailer overdoses on LOTR</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/27/dungeon-siege-trailer-overdoses-on-lotr/">Dungeon Siege trailer overdoses on LOTR</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 22:15:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.youtube.com/w/In-the-Name-of-the-King:-A-Dungeon-Siege-Tale?v=R8jR_5NiZUs&amp;eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcms%2Eweblogsinc%2Ecom%2Fposts%2Fcreate%2F>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/27/dungeon-siege-trailer-overdoses-on-lotr/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/585704/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/27/dungeon-siege-trailer-overdoses-on-lotr/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Dungeon Siege</category><category>DungeonSiege</category><category>Uwe Boll</category><category>UweBoll</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Christopher Grant]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2006 22:15:00 EST</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
