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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Japan's Resident Evil 6 premium edition designed for Oswell E. Spencer]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/11/japans-resident-evil-6-premium-edition-designed-for-oswell-e-s/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/11/japans-resident-evil-6-premium-edition-designed-for-oswell-e-s/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/11/japans-resident-evil-6-premium-edition-designed-for-oswell-e-s/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center; "> <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/11/japans-resident-evil-6-premium-edition-designed-for-oswell-e-s/"><img alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2012/01/leon.jpg" /></a></div>We're used to premium editions costing a bit extra, but <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/game/resident-evil-6"><em>Resident Evil 6</em></a>'s bundle for Japan costs a whopping $1,300. This premium edition contains <em>Resident Evil 6</em>, Leon's leather jacket (seriously) and four different phone cases - one designed for Leon, one for Chris, one for <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/10/resident-evil-6-gets-new-october-2-release-date-in-leaked-traile/">newly revealed Luke</a> and another random case.<br /><br />It makes sense the bundle would include four phone cases, as you're going to need at least three friends to help you buy this $1,300 bundle. We guess you could share Leon's leather jacket too, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sisterhood_of_the_Traveling_Pants"><em>Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants</em></a> style. It comes in sizes S, M, L and XL.<br /><br />Only 5,000 of these premium edition bundles will be made available for &yen;100,000 ($1,300) each. Pre-orders are open now, and conclude on June 11.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/11/japans-resident-evil-6-premium-edition-designed-for-oswell-e-s/">Japan's Resident Evil 6 premium edition designed for Oswell E. Spencer</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 11 Apr 2012 09:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/11/japans-resident-evil-6-premium-edition-designed-for-oswell-e-s/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/20213091/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/11/japans-resident-evil-6-premium-edition-designed-for-oswell-e-s/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>capcom</category><category>chris</category><category>for-crazy-people</category><category>japan</category><category>leon</category><category>luke</category><category>microsoft</category><category>playstation</category><category>premium-edition</category><category>ps3</category><category>resident-evil-6</category><category>xbox</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[David Hinkle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 09:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Resident Evil 5 to offer online co-op, delayed to March 2009]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/14/resident-evil-5-to-offer-online-co-op-delayed-to-march-2009/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/14/resident-evil-5-to-offer-online-co-op-delayed-to-march-2009/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/14/resident-evil-5-to-offer-online-co-op-delayed-to-march-2009/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/ps3/" rel="tag">Sony PlayStation 3</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/online/" rel="tag">Online</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/e3/" rel="tag">E3</a></p><div align="center"><img hspace="4" border="1" vspace="4" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/4325620080709_083445_0_big.jpg" /><br /></div>
<span style="float: left; margin-right: 10px; margin-top: 7px;"> <iframe height="80" frameborder="0" width="52" scrolling="no" src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.php?u=http://digg.com/gaming_news/Resident_Evil_5_to_offer_online_co_op_delayed_until_March"> </iframe></span>When <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/resident-evil-5"><em>Resident Evil 5</em></a> drops, you won't be alone against the legions of zombies -- a second player will be able to join in the gory fun as well. The online co-op mode is confirmed at E3, with another player taking control of Sheva, Chris' female companion.<br /><br />Unfortunately, you'll have to wait a while -- Microsoft says that it won't be available until a worldwide simultaneous release on Friday the 13th, March 2009. "Please hang on just a bit longer," they say, "we'll have it to you shortly."<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Update:</span> Press conference walkthrough video embedded after the cut.<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/14/resident-evil-5-to-offer-online-co-op-delayed-to-march-2009/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Resident Evil 5 to offer online co-op, delayed to March 2009</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/14/resident-evil-5-to-offer-online-co-op-delayed-to-march-2009/">Resident Evil 5 to offer online co-op, delayed to March 2009</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:44:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/14/resident-evil-5-to-offer-online-co-op-delayed-to-march-2009/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1255072/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/14/resident-evil-5-to-offer-online-co-op-delayed-to-march-2009/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>chris</category><category>confirmed</category><category>delay</category><category>E3</category><category>e3-2008</category><category>march</category><category>online-coop</category><category>PS3</category><category>release</category><category>resident-evil-5</category><category>sheva</category><category>simultaneous</category><category>worldwide</category><category>Xbox-360</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike Schramm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:44:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Japanese hardware sales, Feb. 19 - Feb. 25: Angry ranting edition]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/09/japanese-hardware-sales-feb-12-feb-18-angry-ranting-editio/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/09/japanese-hardware-sales-feb-12-feb-18-angry-ranting-editio/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/09/japanese-hardware-sales-feb-12-feb-18-angry-ranting-editio/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/03/japanese-hardware-sales-feb-19-feb-25-text-adventure-editi/"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/03/mulksmash.jpg" alt="Not I!" /></a>You know, you know <em>what</em>? We've had it up to <em>here</em> with some of the things we have to deal with everyday, and dammit, we think it's time we <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/07/spore-developer-rants-on-wii/">let people know</a>. This crap has to <em>stop</em>.<br /> <br /> Where to start? Let's talk about the freaking CPUs they stick us with here at the Fanboy offices. Intel Core 2 Duo's: pathetic. We mean, what the hell? It's like two normal Intel processors <em>duct-taped together</em>. Look, we need<em> insane</em> processing power to make these blog posts funny and interesting, you know? These conditions are unworkable.<br /> <br /> And let's not even mention roller coasters. Mechanical and electrical engineers just aren't taking these things <em>seriously </em>enough; they need to start using the medium for proper artistic expression. We need to tell a<em> story</em> full of meaning and character depth during these rides, or people are going to feel unfulfilled and pissed off, like us. And we're really pissed right now.<br /> <br /> Finally, to Maxis, developers of the best-selling PC game of all-time and the future title <em>Spore</em>, expected to perhaps exceed that mark set by the exemplary <em>Sims</em> some years back: make a game that doesn't suck ass, okay?<br /> <br /> Ugh, these numbers? Where is the <em>emotion</em>? Where is the <em>meaning</em>? <a href="http://emosong.ytmnd.com/">Life is so meaningless</a> ....<br /><br />- DS Lite: 111,814 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" align="bottom" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Down_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 24,314 (17.86%)<br /> - PSP: 66,156 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" align="bottom" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Down_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 34,054 (33.96%)<br /> - Wii: 57,972 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" align="bottom" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Down_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 20,534 (26.16%)<br /> - PS3: 44,000 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Up_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 24,685 (127.80%)<br /> - PS2: 15,364 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Up_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 310 (2.06%) <br /> - Xbox 360: 3,379 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" align="bottom" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Down_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 804 (19.22%)<br /> - Game Boy Micro: 805 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" align="bottom" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Down_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 102 (11.25%)<br /> - GBA SP: 738 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" align="bottom" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Down_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 297 (28.70%)<br /> - Gamecube: 303 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" align="bottom" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Down_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 20 (6.19%)<br /> - DS Phat: 112 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" align="bottom" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Down_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 20 (15.15%)<br /> - GBA: 25 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" align="bottom" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Down_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 34 (57.63%)<br /> <br /> [Source: <a href="http://www.m-create.com/jpn/s_ranking.html">Media Create</a>]<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/09/japanese-hardware-sales-feb-12-feb-18-angry-ranting-editio/">Japanese hardware sales, Feb. 19 - Feb. 25: Angry ranting edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 21:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://nintendo.joystiq.com/2007/03/03/japanese-hardware-sales-feb-19-feb-25-text-adventure-editi/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/09/japanese-hardware-sales-feb-12-feb-18-angry-ranting-editio/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/849775/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/09/japanese-hardware-sales-feb-12-feb-18-angry-ranting-editio/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Anger</category><category>Chris</category><category>EA</category><category>Emo</category><category>Hardware</category><category>hecker</category><category>Japanese</category><category>Maxis</category><category>Rant</category><category>Sales</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jason Wishnov]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 21:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Japanese hardware sales, Feb. 19 - Feb. 25: Angry ranting edition]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/09/japanese-hardware-sales-feb-12-feb-18-angry-ranting-editio/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/09/japanese-hardware-sales-feb-12-feb-18-angry-ranting-editio/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/09/japanese-hardware-sales-feb-12-feb-18-angry-ranting-editio/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/features/" rel="tag">Features</a></p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/03/japanese-hardware-sales-feb-19-feb-25-text-adventure-editi/"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/03/mulksmash.jpg" alt="Not me!" /></a>You know, you know <em>what</em>? We've had it up to <em>here</em> with some of the things we have to deal with everyday, and dammit, we think it's time we <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/07/spore-developer-rants-on-wii/">let people know</a>. This crap has to <em>stop</em>.<br /><br />Where to start? Let's talk about the freaking CPUs they stick us with here at the Fanboy offices. Intel Core 2 Duo's: pathetic. We mean, what the hell? It's like two normal Intel processors <em>duct-taped together</em>. Look, we need<em> insane</em> processing power to make these blog posts funny and interesting, you know? These conditions are unworkable.<br /><br /> And let's not even mention roller coasters. Mechanical and electrical engineers just aren't taking these things <em>seriously </em>enough; they need to start using the medium for proper artistic expression. We need to tell a<em> story</em> full of meaning and character depth during these rides, or people are going to feel unfulfilled and pissed off, like us. And we're really pissed right now.<br /><br />Finally, to Maxis, developers of the best-selling PC game of all-time and the future title <em>Spore</em>, expected to perhaps exceed that mark set by the exemplary <em>Sims</em> some years back: make a game that doesn't suck ass, okay?<br /><br />Ugh, these numbers? Where is the <em>emotion</em>? Where is the <em>meaning</em>? <a href="http://emosong.ytmnd.com/">Life is so meaningless</a> ....<br /><br />- DS Lite: 111,814 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" align="bottom" src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Down_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 24,314 (17.86%)<br /> - PSP: 66,156 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" align="bottom" src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Down_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 34,054 (33.96%)<br />- Wii: 57,972 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" align="bottom" src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Down_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 20,534 (26.16%)<br /> - PS3: 44,000 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Up_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 24,685 (127.80%)<br /> - PS2: 15,364 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Up_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 310 (2.06%) <br /> - Xbox 360: 3,379 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" align="bottom" src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Down_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 804 (19.22%)<br /> - Game Boy Micro: 805 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" align="bottom" src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Down_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 102 (11.25%)<br /> - GBA SP: 738 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" align="bottom" src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Down_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 297 (28.70%)<br /> - Gamecube: 303 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" align="bottom" src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Down_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 20 (6.19%)<br /> - DS Phat: 112 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" align="bottom" src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Down_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 20 (15.15%)<br /> - GBA: 25 <img vspace="0" hspace="4" border="0" align="bottom" src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/04/Down_Arrow.jpg" alt="" /> 34 (57.63%)<br /><br />[Source: <a href="http://www.m-create.com/jpn/s_ranking.html">Media Create</a>]<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/09/japanese-hardware-sales-feb-12-feb-18-angry-ranting-editio/">Japanese hardware sales, Feb. 19 - Feb. 25: Angry ranting edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 21:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://nintendo.joystiq.com/2007/03/03/japanese-hardware-sales-feb-19-feb-25-text-adventure-editi/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/09/japanese-hardware-sales-feb-12-feb-18-angry-ranting-editio/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/849774/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/09/japanese-hardware-sales-feb-12-feb-18-angry-ranting-editio/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Anger</category><category>Chris</category><category>Emo</category><category>Hardware</category><category>Hecker</category><category>Japanese</category><category>Maxis</category><category>Numbers</category><category>Rant</category><category>Sales</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jason Wishnov]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 21:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[He feels bad and stuff: A public apology from the Wii ranter]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/09/he-feels-bad-and-stuff-a-public-apology-from-the-wii-ranter/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/09/he-feels-bad-and-stuff-a-public-apology-from-the-wii-ranter/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/09/he-feels-bad-and-stuff-a-public-apology-from-the-wii-ranter/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a></p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/09/sorry-the-wii-isnt-crap/"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/03/apologizeyeahright.jpg" alt="He feels bad." /></a>So remember that <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/07/spore-developer-rants-on-wii/">raving lunatic</a> who badmouthed the Wii in a GDC free-for-all bash-fest a few days ago? Well, <strike>after a phone call from EA threatening to fire his ass</strike> he feels really bad, and recently came forward with a public apology. Chris Hecker, programmer for Maxis, says:<br /><em><br />"When I'm on stage, I'm me -- I'm not representing EA or Maxis. I do not think the Wii is a piece of shit."<br /><br /></em>Know this, Hecker. We do not forgive you. In fact, we feel a satiric mood coming on right about now ... stay tuned.<br /><br />[Thanks, Markus!]<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/09/he-feels-bad-and-stuff-a-public-apology-from-the-wii-ranter/">He feels bad and stuff: A public apology from the Wii ranter</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 20:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/09/sorry-the-wii-isnt-crap/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/09/he-feels-bad-and-stuff-a-public-apology-from-the-wii-ranter/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/849144/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/09/he-feels-bad-and-stuff-a-public-apology-from-the-wii-ranter/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Apologize</category><category>Apology</category><category>Chris</category><category>EA</category><category>GDC07</category><category>Hecker</category><category>Maxis</category><category>Satire</category><category>Shit</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jason Wishnov]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 20:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Umbrella Chronicles aptly named [update 1]]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2006/09/22/umbrella-chronicles-aptly-named/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2006/09/22/umbrella-chronicles-aptly-named/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2006/09/22/umbrella-chronicles-aptly-named/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a></p><a href="http://www.gamesarefun.com/news.php?newsid=6924"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/09/re_4_0922.jpg" id="vimage_1" alt="" /></a>See, when the Resident Evil for the Wii was announced as the <em>Umbrella Chronicles,</em> we thought, great! An overarching story about everyone's favorite zombie-producing conglomerate. And we're getting that (in a sense), but it turns out that we've been fooled ... here, "umbrella" means "that which covers all" and chronicles seems to stand for "a little rehash of a lot of story."<br /><br />That's right, folks -- the so-exciting ReWii may not be that exciting after all. Instead of an all new game or a straight up remake, <em>Umbrella Chronicles</em> will feature four chapters that recover old ground from games 1-4, and some Wiimote functionality has been tossed in like a drizzle of chocolate atop a subpar sundae.<br /><br />While it will no doubt be interesting to see the long and winding story of Umbrella told in this fashion, it still feels like a copout. Capcom is throwing us a bone so that we remain dedicated to their series. Where's our game? Where's our chance to blast all new zombie heads? If we get it, it won't be soon. For now, we'll cling to the old idea that good things come to those who wait. But if they make us wait too long, we may be storming Capcom ala the torchbearing villagers in <em>RE4</em>. <br /><br />[Via <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/09/21/capcoms-resident-evil-consolation-for-wii-best-of-compilatio/">Joystiq</a>]<br /><br />[Update: The teaser trailer has hit the net and is after the break.]<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/09/22/umbrella-chronicles-aptly-named/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Umbrella Chronicles aptly named [update 1]</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/09/22/umbrella-chronicles-aptly-named/">Umbrella Chronicles aptly named [update 1]</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 13:17:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.gamesarefun.com/news.php?newsid=6924>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/09/22/umbrella-chronicles-aptly-named/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/672931/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/09/22/umbrella-chronicles-aptly-named/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Capcom</category><category>Chris</category><category>Jill</category><category>Leon</category><category>Resident Evil</category><category>ResidentEvil</category><category>Umbrella Chronicles</category><category>UmbrellaChronicles</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Alisha Karabinus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2006 13:17:00 EST</pubDate></item></channel></rss>