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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Breaking Bad RPG concocted in video]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/02/01/breaking-bad-rpg-concocted-in-video/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2012/02/01/breaking-bad-rpg-concocted-in-video/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/02/01/breaking-bad-rpg-concocted-in-video/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<center> <img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2012/01/bblogo530px.jpg" style="border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; margin: 4px; display: none;" /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="299" src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6701398" webkitallowfullscreen="" width="531"></iframe></center><br />Fans of <em>Breaking Bad</em> will find loads to love about this faux-game video created by College Humor: accurate character dialog, comical asides that break the fourth wall and perhaps the greatest <em>Duck Hunt</em> clone known to man. Chemistry!<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/02/01/breaking-bad-rpg-concocted-in-video/">Breaking Bad RPG concocted in video</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/02/01/breaking-bad-rpg-concocted-in-video/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/20161487/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/02/01/breaking-bad-rpg-concocted-in-video/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>amc</category><category>amc-tv</category><category>breaking-bad</category><category>college-humor</category><category>collegehumor</category><category>microsoft</category><category>rpg</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[David Hinkle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[CollegeHumor figures it out, creates the Jersey Shore RPG]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/06/collegehumor-figures-it-out-creates-the-jersey-shore-rpg/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/06/collegehumor-figures-it-out-creates-the-jersey-shore-rpg/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/06/collegehumor-figures-it-out-creates-the-jersey-shore-rpg/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/06/collegehumor-figures-it-out-creates-the-jersey-shore-rpg/#continued"><img hspace="0" border="1" vspace="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/10/gamjerseyshorerpg530.jpg" /></a></div>
How had we never put this together before? MTV's sorrowfully popular reality show <em>Jersey Shore</em> shares common elements with <em>every RPG ever</em>: Dudes with outrageously spiky hair, puzzlingly proportioned women, <em>so</em> much fighting, near-incomprehensible dialogue ... the list of similarities goes on and on.<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/06/collegehumor-figures-it-out-creates-the-jersey-shore-rpg/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>CollegeHumor figures it out, creates the Jersey Shore RPG</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/06/collegehumor-figures-it-out-creates-the-jersey-shore-rpg/">CollegeHumor figures it out, creates the Jersey Shore RPG</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 06 Oct 2010 16:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/06/collegehumor-figures-it-out-creates-the-jersey-shore-rpg/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19663743/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/06/collegehumor-figures-it-out-creates-the-jersey-shore-rpg/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>college-humor</category><category>comedy</category><category>jersey-shore</category><category>rpg</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Griffin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 16:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[College Humor reveals the 'super easy' modes of classic games]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/07/09/college-humor-reveals-the-super-easy-modes-of-classic-games/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2010/07/09/college-humor-reveals-the-super-easy-modes-of-classic-games/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/07/09/college-humor-reveals-the-super-easy-modes-of-classic-games/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/07/09/college-humor-reveals-the-super-easy-modes-of-classic-games/#continued"><img vspace="0" hspace="0" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/07/gameasymodetetrisplay530.jpg" /></a></div>
You might find College Humor's latest <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1938370">video game parody clip</a>, posted just past the jump, a hilarious look at what <em>might have been</em> had classic games been laughably more accessible. We see it as a haunting vision of things to come. That easy mode included in <em>Mega Man 10</em>? <em>That's</em> <em>how it all starts</em>.<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/07/09/college-humor-reveals-the-super-easy-modes-of-classic-games/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>College Humor reveals the 'super easy' modes of classic games</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/07/09/college-humor-reveals-the-super-easy-modes-of-classic-games/">College Humor reveals the 'super easy' modes of classic games</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 09 Jul 2010 07:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/07/09/college-humor-reveals-the-super-easy-modes-of-classic-games/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19547126/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/07/09/college-humor-reveals-the-super-easy-modes-of-classic-games/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>college-humor</category><category>contra</category><category>parody</category><category>punch-out</category><category>sonic-the-hedgehog</category><category>tetris</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Griffin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 07:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Duck Hunt's workplace violates most HR guidelines]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/05/29/duck-hunts-workplace-violates-most-hr-guidelines/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2010/05/29/duck-hunts-workplace-violates-most-hr-guidelines/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/05/29/duck-hunts-workplace-violates-most-hr-guidelines/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1936443"><img vspace="0" hspace="0" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/05/duckhuntbts.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">On first blush, the workplace behind the scenes of the "increasingly frustrating action" game <a href="http://joystiq.com/tag/duck-hunt"><em>Duck Hunt</em></a> doesn't seem so bad -- the boss is smart and organized, the space is very modern and clear of cubicle clutter, and all the worker ducks get free drugs and junk food! We have to <em>pay</em> for our meatball subs and cocaine here at Joystiq.<br />
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But then you start to realize, thanks to this hard-hitting expose from the folks at College Humor, that the pressure can get to you after a while, especially when the players you're meant to be entertaining start bending the rules. Watch the full short (which is NSFW thanks to language) after the break.<br />
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[via <a href="http://gonintendo.com/viewstory.php?id=125082">GoNintendo</a>]</div><p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/05/29/duck-hunts-workplace-violates-most-hr-guidelines/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Duck Hunt's workplace violates most HR guidelines</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/05/29/duck-hunts-workplace-violates-most-hr-guidelines/">Duck Hunt's workplace violates most HR guidelines</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Sat, 29 May 2010 05:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1936443>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/05/29/duck-hunts-workplace-violates-most-hr-guidelines/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19496172/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/05/29/duck-hunts-workplace-violates-most-hr-guidelines/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>college-humor</category><category>drugs</category><category>duck-hunt</category><category>funny</category><category>game-genie</category><category>humor</category><category>nes</category><category>Nintendo</category><category>Wii</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike Schramm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 05:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[College Humor reveals the 'Video Game Bosses' Lament']]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/03/12/college-humor-reveals-the-video-game-bosses-lament/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2010/03/12/college-humor-reveals-the-video-game-bosses-lament/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/03/12/college-humor-reveals-the-video-game-bosses-lament/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1930110"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/03/bosslament.jpg" /></a></div>
We have to give it to <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/college-humor">College Humor</a>, they know how to hold up a satirical mirror to video game conventions and culture. Whether to show the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/11/04/the-sims-transformed-into-a-horror-movie/">horror</a> inflicted upon <em>The Sims</em> or the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/08/11/meet-the-l33t-parents-and-bow-before-them/">pervasive nature</a> of l33t speak. <br />
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What's interesting about College Humor's latest video, "The Video Game Bosses' Lament," is that the site created a retort for the problems management had with the help two years ago. In "<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/30/collegehumor-reveals-bowser-minion-coup-detat/#continued">Bowser's Minions</a>," from mid-2008, it's the hired help who have the last laugh. Anyway, if you want to hear management's issues, check it out after the break. But we side with the lackeys on this one.<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/03/12/college-humor-reveals-the-video-game-bosses-lament/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>College Humor reveals the 'Video Game Bosses' Lament'</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/03/12/college-humor-reveals-the-video-game-bosses-lament/">College Humor reveals the 'Video Game Bosses' Lament'</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:01:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1930110>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/03/12/college-humor-reveals-the-video-game-bosses-lament/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19395486/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/03/12/college-humor-reveals-the-video-game-bosses-lament/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>college-humor</category><category>collegehumor</category><category>humor</category><category>the-video-game-bosses-lament</category><category>video</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Alexander Sliwinski]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:01:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[College Humor writes a complaint to Mario Bros. Plumbing]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/30/college-humor-writes-a-complaint-to-mario-bros-plumbing/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/30/college-humor-writes-a-complaint-to-mario-bros-plumbing/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/30/college-humor-writes-a-complaint-to-mario-bros-plumbing/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925708"><img hspace="0" border="1" vspace="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/12/mariobrosch_122909.jpg" /></a></div>
We've all seen <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/super-mario-bros"><em>Super Mario Bros.</em></a> parodies before -- some that even make Mario a pretty <a href="http://nintendo.joystiq.com/2008/09/10/to-catch-a-mario/">sick and deranged</a> dude. Been there, done that. But, what makes this <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925708">College Humor</a> video so special -- aside from its unusually grody depiction of the brothers Mario -- is its surprise ending. We won't spoil it for you, so you'll have to <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925708">click on over</a> if you want to check it out.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/30/college-humor-writes-a-complaint-to-mario-bros-plumbing/">College Humor writes a complaint to Mario Bros. Plumbing</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:45:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925708>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/30/college-humor-writes-a-complaint-to-mario-bros-plumbing/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19297511/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/30/college-humor-writes-a-complaint-to-mario-bros-plumbing/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>college-humor</category><category>DS</category><category>humor</category><category>mario</category><category>mario-bros</category><category>Nintendo</category><category>parody</category><category>super-mario-bros</category><category>Wii</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[David Hinkle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:45:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Where does the next Tetris block really come from?]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/08/where-does-the-next-tetris-block-really-comes-from/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/08/where-does-the-next-tetris-block-really-comes-from/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/08/where-does-the-next-tetris-block-really-comes-from/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924722"><img width="580" vspace="0" hspace="0" height="326" border="0" align="middle" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/12/tetrises.jpg" /></a></div>
Perhaps, in the past, during a rousing round of <a href="http://joystiq.com/tag/tetris"><em>Tetris</em></a>, you may have found yourself in an existential funk. "Where does the next block come from?" you mused. Sure, it's easy enough to pin your extraordinary luck (or misfortune) on the wonders of random generation, but what if it wasn't so simple? What if the <em>real</em> source of your bliss and/or frustration was more ... divine?<br />
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<a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924722">College Humor</a> introduces us to Tetrises, the God of Tetris. Witness his terrible glory after the break. Just remember that the next time you pray for a line piece, you actually have someone to address. And, if you're looking for some extra luck, you might consider slaughtering a <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/boogie-bunnies">lesser puzzle game</a> to appease him.<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/08/where-does-the-next-tetris-block-really-comes-from/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Where does the next Tetris block really come from?</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/08/where-does-the-next-tetris-block-really-comes-from/">Where does the next Tetris block really come from?</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924722>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/08/where-does-the-next-tetris-block-really-comes-from/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19269881/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/08/where-does-the-next-tetris-block-really-comes-from/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>college-humor</category><category>culture</category><category>humor</category><category>tetris</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Richard Mitchell]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Sims transformed into a horror movie]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/11/04/the-sims-transformed-into-a-horror-movie/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2009/11/04/the-sims-transformed-into-a-horror-movie/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/11/04/the-sims-transformed-into-a-horror-movie/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922223"><img vspace="0" hspace="0" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/11/simshorrormovie.jpg" alt="" /></a><br /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">"They won't let me pee, they won't let me sleep, they won't let me eat." - doomed Sim citizen<br /></div>
<br />Ah yes, the life of a Sim. Not so funny when one sees what life would be like if our actions were controlled by the unholy Plumbob (which is itself controlled by little Damian Van Horne of 999 Wisteria Lane). We understand that <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922223">CollegeHumor</a> was trying to be funny in its <span style="font-style: italic;">The Sims</span> movie clip, but it actually encapsulates the pain and suffering of every Sim murdered by sadistic teenage girls around the world. Watch the full clip after the break. Save a Sim.<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/11/04/the-sims-transformed-into-a-horror-movie/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The Sims transformed into a horror movie</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/11/04/the-sims-transformed-into-a-horror-movie/">The Sims transformed into a horror movie</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922223>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/11/04/the-sims-transformed-into-a-horror-movie/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19221233/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/11/04/the-sims-transformed-into-a-horror-movie/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>college-humor</category><category>ea</category><category>electronic-arts</category><category>the-sims</category><category>the-sims-3</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Alexander Sliwinski]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Meet the L33t parents and bow before them]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/08/11/meet-the-l33t-parents-and-bow-before-them/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2009/08/11/meet-the-l33t-parents-and-bow-before-them/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/08/11/meet-the-l33t-parents-and-bow-before-them/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917993"><img hspace="0" height="275" border="1" align="top" width="580" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/08/collegehumorleets580.jpg" alt="" /></a></div>
A young girl brings her boyfriend home to meet the parents, to disastrous results. Yes, it's a tale as old as time, a song as old as rhyme. However, in this case, the girl's parents are the "L33ts," an upper-class and tech-savvy family with a penchant for FiOS and fine gaming. Unleashing a hail of overwhelming <a href="http://www.wowwiki.com/Dps">DPS</a>, the parents take down the &uuml;ber suitor with verbal sparring that causes insurmountable levels of <a href="http://www.wowwiki.com/Damage_over_Time">DoTs</a>. Check out the carnage after the break.<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/08/11/meet-the-l33t-parents-and-bow-before-them/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Meet the L33t parents and bow before them</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/08/11/meet-the-l33t-parents-and-bow-before-them/">Meet the L33t parents and bow before them</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Tue, 11 Aug 2009 22:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917993>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/08/11/meet-the-l33t-parents-and-bow-before-them/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19126064/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/08/11/meet-the-l33t-parents-and-bow-before-them/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>college-humor</category><category>leet</category><category>leet-parents</category><category>world-of-warcraft</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Alexander Sliwinski]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 22:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[CollegeHumor reveals Bowser minion coup d'etat]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/30/collegehumor-reveals-bowser-minion-coup-detat/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/30/collegehumor-reveals-bowser-minion-coup-detat/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/30/collegehumor-reveals-bowser-minion-coup-detat/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a></p><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1824771"><img width="490" vspace="4" hspace="0" height="271" border="1" align="top" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/bowserminioncoup.jpg"  alt="" /></a><br /></div>
It was bound to happen. One day, the minions of Bowser would stand up and ask, "Why won't you let us kill The Mario?" That day has come, my friends. The minions of Bowser have revolted against their king and are ready to take the issue of killing The <a href="http://joystiq.com/tag/mario">Mario</a> into their own hands, paws, mouths and assorted tools, once and for all. Witness <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1824771">CollegeHumor</a>'s astounding footage after the break. There will be blood!<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/30/collegehumor-reveals-bowser-minion-coup-detat/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>CollegeHumor reveals Bowser minion coup d'etat</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/30/collegehumor-reveals-bowser-minion-coup-detat/">CollegeHumor reveals Bowser minion coup d'etat</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:45:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1824771>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/30/collegehumor-reveals-bowser-minion-coup-detat/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1270922/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/30/collegehumor-reveals-bowser-minion-coup-detat/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>bowser</category><category>college-humor</category><category>collegehumor</category><category>collegehumor.com</category><category>coup</category><category>coup-detat</category><category>minion</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Alexander Sliwinski]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:45:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Grand Theft Auto NES]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/20/grand-theft-auto-nes/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/20/grand-theft-auto-nes/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/20/grand-theft-auto-nes/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a></p><div align="center"><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1812127&amp;fullscreen=1" width="425" height="240" ><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1812127&amp;fullscreen=1" /></object>
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We don't get to talk much about <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/17/prior-offenses-a-grand-theft-auto-retrospective/"><span style="font-style: italic;">Grand Theft Auto</span></a> on a Nintendo blog, but the folks at College Humor whipped up this silly video showing what the game would be like on the NES. After seeing this, we think Rockstar should seriously consider adding a tanuki suit in the next iteration of the game (we kid). In any case, it's amusing to see the sandbox-style game in limited, pixelated glory. We're not sure if people would have been ready for <span style="font-style: italic;">Grand Theft Auto</span> in the late 80s, though, which makes this video all the more humorous.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/20/grand-theft-auto-nes/">Grand Theft Auto NES</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1812127>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/20/grand-theft-auto-nes/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1172264/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/20/grand-theft-auto-nes/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>college-humor</category><category>grand-theft-auto</category><category>nes</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Candace Savino]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Readers pick best webcomic: Visceration Station ]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/16/readers-pick-best-webcomic-visceration-station/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/16/readers-pick-best-webcomic-visceration-station/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/16/readers-pick-best-webcomic-visceration-station/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/nintendo-gamecube/" rel="tag">Nintendo GameCube</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/wii/" rel="tag">Nintendo Wii</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/online/" rel="tag">Online</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/polls/" rel="tag">Polls</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.supafine.com/comics/classic.php?comicID=120"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/04/supafine-zelda-490.jpg"  alt="" /></a></div>
Big thanks to <em><a href="http://www.supafine.com/comics/classic.php?comicID=120">Supafine's</a> "</em>Legend of Zelda: Visceration Station" webcomic for finally (and logically) explaining the heart system to us. The least we, as the Joystiq community, can apparently do is bestow you the honor of best game-related <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/13/weekly-webcomic-wrapup-has-no-theme-this-week/">webcomic of the week</a>.<br /><br />Second and third place went to <a href="http://xkcd.com/409/"><em>XKCD</em></a> and <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1752222"><em>College Humor</em></a>, respectively. Thanks to everyone who voted, and be sure to let us know of any gaming comics you stumble upon this week!<br /><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/16/readers-pick-best-webcomic-visceration-station/">Readers pick best webcomic: Visceration Station </a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.supafine.com/comics/classic.php?comicID=120>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/16/readers-pick-best-webcomic-visceration-station/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1169312/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/16/readers-pick-best-webcomic-visceration-station/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>college-humor</category><category>GameCube</category><category>legend-of-zelda</category><category>legendofzelda</category><category>link</category><category>supafine</category><category>webcomic</category><category>Wii</category><category>xkcd</category><category>zelda</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ross Miller]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today's Segway one-upping video: Personal Yoshi]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2007/11/14/todays-segway-one-upping-video-personal-yoshi/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2007/11/14/todays-segway-one-upping-video-personal-yoshi/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2007/11/14/todays-segway-one-upping-video-personal-yoshi/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/ds/" rel="tag">Nintendo DS</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/nintendo-gamecube/" rel="tag">Nintendo GameCube</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/retro/" rel="tag">Retro</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/wii/" rel="tag">Nintendo Wii</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a></p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788882"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/11/yoshi_225_smash.jpg" alt="" /></a><a href="http://scottgairdner.com/">Scott Gairdner</a> posts a short, sweet <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788882">video</a> about the advantages of riding a Yoshi over a Segway. The subtle edits and great production entertain, even if the theme is less epic than other <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/20/todays-sketchiest-game-video-real-life-mario-kart/">videogame riffs</a>. Keep a close eye--and ear--on the action for <span style="font-style: italic;">Super Mario World</span> in-jokes.<br /><br />See the video after the break.<br /><br />[Via <a href="http://www.videogamesblogger.com/2007/11/13/yoshi-personal-transport-dinosaur-the-best-way-to-travel.htm">VideoGamesBlogger</a>]<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/11/14/todays-segway-one-upping-video-personal-yoshi/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Today's Segway one-upping video: Personal Yoshi</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/11/14/todays-segway-one-upping-video-personal-yoshi/">Today's Segway one-upping video: Personal Yoshi</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788882>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/11/14/todays-segway-one-upping-video-personal-yoshi/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1039424/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/11/14/todays-segway-one-upping-video-personal-yoshi/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>college-humor</category><category>comedy</category><category>DS</category><category>GameCube</category><category>hottest-video</category><category>hottestvideo</category><category>mario</category><category>scott-gairdner</category><category>segway</category><category>video</category><category>Wii</category><category>yoshi</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zack Stern]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:00:00 EST</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
