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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Conan loves but loses Tomb Raider]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2013/02/26/conan-loves-but-loses-tomb-raider/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2013/02/26/conan-loves-but-loses-tomb-raider/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2013/02/26/conan-loves-but-loses-tomb-raider/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"> <img alt="Conan loves but loses Tomb Raider" class="hidden" data-src-height="292" data-src-width="530" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2013/02/lara.jpg" /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="298" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xCe8-1dbXZc?wmode=opaque" width="530"></iframe></div><br />Jimmy Fallon may have gotten <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2013/02/22/ps4-demo-with-killzone-shadow-fall-on-jimmy-fallon/">the PS4 demo</a>, but Conan 'Clueless Gamer' O'Brien seems happy enough with trying out <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/game/tomb-raider-2013"><em>Tomb Raider</em></a>. Conan's commentary is unsurprisingly puerile - the video is probably NSFW - and things come to a head when Lara tries to navigate rapids.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2013/02/26/conan-loves-but-loses-tomb-raider/">Conan loves but loses Tomb Raider</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Tue, 26 Feb 2013 07:00:00 EST.  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Maybe it's the mulching, or having a barcode on the back of his bald head, or just the emphasis on eco-friendly body-storage.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/11/15/conan-cleans-up-hitman-absolution/">Conan cleans up Hitman: Absolution</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 15 Nov 2012 09:55:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/11/15/conan-cleans-up-hitman-absolution/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/20380573/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/11/15/conan-cleans-up-hitman-absolution/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>conan-o-brien</category><category>conan-obrien</category><category>hitman-5</category><category>hitman-absolution</category><category>io-interactive</category><category>microsoft</category><category>pc</category><category>playstation</category><category>ps3</category><category>square-enix</category><category>xbox</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sinan Kubba]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2012 09:55:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Conan reviews the Resident Evil 6 demo]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/09/14/conan-reviews-the-resident-evil-6-demo/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2012/09/14/conan-reviews-the-resident-evil-6-demo/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/09/14/conan-reviews-the-resident-evil-6-demo/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center; "> <img alt="Conan reviews the Resident Evil 6 demo" class="hidden" data-src-height="295" data-src-width="530" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2012/09/conanre6.jpg" /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="385" src="http://teamcoco.com/embed/v/40316" width="530"></iframe></div><br /><a href="http://joystiq.com/tag/conan-o-brien"><br />Conan O'Brien</a> isn't the first to play <a href="http://joystiq.com/game/resident-evil-6"><em>Resident Evil 6</em></a>, but he has already played the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/09/04/resident-evil-6-demo-spreads-september-18-to-psn-xblm/">upcoming demo</a>. It's all for laughs, but he does a surprisingly good job of summing up the franchise, noting it has "good graphics" and a back story that's "way too complicated." Sounds about right.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/09/14/conan-reviews-the-resident-evil-6-demo/">Conan reviews the Resident Evil 6 demo</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 14 Sep 2012 14:50:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/09/14/conan-reviews-the-resident-evil-6-demo/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/20323897/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/09/14/conan-reviews-the-resident-evil-6-demo/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>capcom</category><category>conan</category><category>conan-o-brien</category><category>microsoft</category><category>pc</category><category>playstation</category><category>ps3</category><category>resident-evil-6</category><category>xbox</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Richard Mitchell]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2012 14:50:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Conan O'Brien plays Minecraft, rates it a '26 C']]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/07/24/conan-obrien-plays-minecraft-rates-it-a-26-c/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2012/07/24/conan-obrien-plays-minecraft-rates-it-a-26-c/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/07/24/conan-obrien-plays-minecraft-rates-it-a-26-c/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"> <img border="1" hspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2012/07/conan530.jpg" style="display:none;" vspace="4" /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="400" src="http://teamcoco.com/embed/v/37921" width="599"></iframe></div><br />Conan O'Brien is a self-admitted "clueless gamer." He thinks the Xbox controller is a neck massager. Anyway, here's a clip of him trying to review the ridiculously successful <a href="http://joystiq.com/game/minecraft"><em>Minecraft</em></a>. He may have a point about the graphics.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/07/24/conan-obrien-plays-minecraft-rates-it-a-26-c/">Conan O'Brien plays Minecraft, rates it a '26 C'</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Tue, 24 Jul 2012 11:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/07/24/conan-obrien-plays-minecraft-rates-it-a-26-c/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/20284681/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/07/24/conan-obrien-plays-minecraft-rates-it-a-26-c/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>conan-o-brien</category><category>conan-obrien</category><category>microsoft</category><category>Minecraft</category><category>pc</category><category>team-coco</category><category>xbox</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Alexander Sliwinski]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2012 11:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Conan imagines a Call of Duty: Teenage Girl Edition]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/06/conan-imagines-a-call-of-duty-teenage-girl-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/06/conan-imagines-a-call-of-duty-teenage-girl-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/06/conan-imagines-a-call-of-duty-teenage-girl-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<center> <img alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/12/gam_conanobrien_580.jpg" style="display:none" /><object width='530' height='412' classid='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' id='ep'><param name='allowfullscreen' value='true' /><param name='allowscriptaccess' value='always' /><param name='movie' value='http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/TBS/cvp/teamcoco_drupal_embed.swf?context=teamcoco_embed_offsite&amp;videoId=29995' /><param name='bgcolor' 'value='#000000' /><embed src='http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/TBS/cvp/teamcoco_drupal_embed.swf?context=teamcoco_embed_offsite&amp;videoId=29995' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' bgcolor='#000000' allowfullscreen='true' allowscriptaccess='always' width='530' height='412'></embed></object></center><br /><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/conan-o-brien">Conan O'Brien</a>'s pitch for <em>Call of Duty: Teenage Girl Edition </em>combines two of our favorite things: passive-aggressive put-downs and games with <a href="http://joystiq.search.aol.com/search?q=call+of+duty&amp;invocationType=wl-joystiq"><em>Call of Duty</em></a> in the title.<br /><br />Of course, that's not all Conan's got. Supplemental ideas include <em>All White Guy NBA Live</em>, where white dudes sit around riding the pine, and <em>Keeping Away the Kardashians</em>, a shooting gallery-type game where you hurl basketball players at Kardashian cut-outs.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/06/conan-imagines-a-call-of-duty-teenage-girl-edition/">Conan imagines a Call of Duty: Teenage Girl Edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 06 Apr 2012 17:45:00 EST.  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	Gary Oldman is a respected actor with decades of awards and critically acclaimed roles on his resume -- but we don't care about all that. Oldman was the voice of Viktor Reznov in <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/game/call-of-duty-black-ops"><em>Call of Duty: Black Ops</em></a>, and he told Conan O'Brien all about that magical, extremely loud experience.</div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/01/05/gary-oldman-spits-out-a-few-reznov-lines-on-conan-in-a-bowtie/">Gary Oldman spits out a few Reznov lines on Conan, in a bowtie</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 05 Jan 2012 05:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/01/05/gary-oldman-spits-out-a-few-reznov-lines-on-conan-in-a-bowtie/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/20140520/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/01/05/gary-oldman-spits-out-a-few-reznov-lines-on-conan-in-a-bowtie/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Call-of-Duty-Black-Ops</category><category>conan-o-brien</category><category>ds</category><category>gary-oldman</category><category>microsoft</category><category>nintendo</category><category>pc</category><category>playstation</category><category>ps3</category><category>Viktor-Reznov</category><category>wii</category><category>xbox</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica Conditt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 05:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Conan thinks Batman is getting long in the tooth]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/10/22/conan-thinks-batman-is-getting-long-in-the-tooth/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2011/10/22/conan-thinks-batman-is-getting-long-in-the-tooth/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/10/22/conan-thinks-batman-is-getting-long-in-the-tooth/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;">
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After exposing the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/09/23/conan-gears-of-war-3-has-lost-its-violent-edge/">non-violent side of Gears of War 3</a>, Conan O' Brien has turned his piercing, beady-eyed gaze onto <a href="http://joystiq.com/game/batman-arkham-city"><em>Batman: Arkham City</em></a>. Turns out Bats just might be getting to old for this ... stuff.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/10/22/conan-thinks-batman-is-getting-long-in-the-tooth/">Conan thinks Batman is getting long in the tooth</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Sat, 22 Oct 2011 06:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/10/22/conan-thinks-batman-is-getting-long-in-the-tooth/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/20087351/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/10/22/conan-thinks-batman-is-getting-long-in-the-tooth/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Batman-Arkham-Asylum-2</category><category>Batman-Arkham-City</category><category>conan-o-brien</category><category>microsoft</category><category>pc</category><category>playstation</category><category>ps3</category><category>xbox</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Richard Mitchell]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 06:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Conan: Gears of War 3 has lost its violent edge]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/09/23/conan-gears-of-war-3-has-lost-its-violent-edge/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2011/09/23/conan-gears-of-war-3-has-lost-its-violent-edge/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/09/23/conan-gears-of-war-3-has-lost-its-violent-edge/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;">
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We might not have mentioned it in the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/09/15/gears-of-war-3-review-the-damage-done/">review</a>, but <em><a href="http://joystiq.com/game/gears-of-war-3">Gears of War 3</a></em> isn't nearly as violent as its predecessors.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/09/23/conan-gears-of-war-3-has-lost-its-violent-edge/">Conan: Gears of War 3 has lost its violent edge</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 23 Sep 2011 15:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/09/23/conan-gears-of-war-3-has-lost-its-violent-edge/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/20050904/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/09/23/conan-gears-of-war-3-has-lost-its-violent-edge/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>comedy</category><category>conan-o-brien</category><category>culture</category><category>Epic</category><category>Gears-of-War-3</category><category>microsoft</category><category>xbox</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Richard Mitchell]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 15:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Conan O'Brien on Xbox Live was too big a 'leap of faith,' says show's producer]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/07/conan-obrien-on-xbox-live-was-too-big-a-leap-of-faith-says-s/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/07/conan-obrien-on-xbox-live-was-too-big-a-leap-of-faith-says-s/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/07/conan-obrien-on-xbox-live-was-too-big-a-leap-of-faith-says-s/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/07/conan-obrien-on-xbox-live-was-too-big-a-leap-of-faith-says-s/"><img border="1" vspace="4" hspace="4" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2011/02/conan-arianna-huffington-530w.jpg" /></a></div>
During the "Hollywood Creative Masters" session at CES last month, the executive producer of Conan O'Brien's show, Jeff Ross, spoke on last April's <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/21/rumor-xbox-live-tv-channel-pitched-to-microsoft/">short-lived rumor</a> of talks to relaunch the show on a proposed Xbox Live channel (before the deal was made to bring <em>Conan</em> to TBS), reports <a href="http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/32828/Behind_The_Scenes_Microsofts_Attempt_To_Woo_Conan_OBrien_For_Xbox_Live.php?">Gamasutra</a> contributor Chris Morris (who moderated the CES session). While Ross said it was "interesting to sit and look at it," Microsoft's proposal lacked a clear vision, and he recalled that "a lot of the conversations were, 'Well, it's a show, but it's not a show and there are no breaks, but maybe there are breaks and it's not 60 minutes -- it's this,' and nobody really knew what it was."<br />
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"So it was really going to be a leap of faith to jump in with these guys and figure something out which we didn't know," Ross said, later reiterating that "we had some eventual television offers and we basically shied away from the [Xbox thing]."<br />
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Last November, Reuters <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/11/29/microsoft-in-talks-to-bring-subscription-tv-networks-to-xbox-li/">reported</a> that Microsoft's plans for an Xbox Live "television channel" had taken a more conventional shape, with the company looking to license existing TV programming to stream though an Xbox Dashboard application, with a potential for interactive elements.<br />
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"I think it's coming and it's big," Ross said of a TV-type feature on Xbox Live, before concluding, "It's just that we weren't in a position at that point to figure out what it was."<br />
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Much like the comical co-host of <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/conan-o-brien"><em>The Tonight Show with Conan O' Brien</em></a>, we were infuriated by Hugh Jackman's victory in the "Best Male Voice Actor" category during last week's <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/13/spike-vga-2009-wrap-up-the-awards-the-trailers-the-premieres/">Video Game Awards ceremony</a>. That Vector Monkey was destined to land in the hands of Andy Richter, who, you may or may not know, provided the voice of <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/assassins-creed-2"><em>Assassin's Creed 2</em>'s</a> titular killer, Ezio Auditore de Firenze a Lamborghini et Manicotti Formaggio.<br />
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You can view Richter's outburst, as well as a bit of his work in the game, in <a href="http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/clips/andys-videogame-voiceover-121509/1185749/">the <em>Tonight Show</em> clip posted</a> on the show's official site.<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/16/andy-richter-upset-at-his-assassins-creed-2-voiceover-vga-snub/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Andy Richter upset at his Assassin's Creed 2 voiceover VGA snub</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/16/andy-richter-upset-at-his-assassins-creed-2-voiceover-vga-snub/">Andy Richter upset at his Assassin's Creed 2 voiceover VGA snub</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:15:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/clips/andys-videogame-voiceover-121509/1185749/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/16/andy-richter-upset-at-his-assassins-creed-2-voiceover-vga-snub/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19283499/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/16/andy-richter-upset-at-his-assassins-creed-2-voiceover-vga-snub/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>andy-richter</category><category>assassins-creed-2</category><category>comedy</category><category>conan-o-brien</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>television</category><category>the-tonight-show</category><category>ubisoft</category><category>Ubisoft-Montreal</category><category>video</category><category>voice-overs</category><category>Xbox-360</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Griffin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:15:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Conan O' Brien thinks Avatar: The Game was rushed]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/06/conan-o-brien-thinks-avatar-the-game-was-rushed/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/06/conan-o-brien-thinks-avatar-the-game-was-rushed/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/06/conan-o-brien-thinks-avatar-the-game-was-rushed/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/clips/video-game-letdown-120409/1182100/"><img hspace="0" border="1" vspace="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/12/gam_conanobrien_580.jpg" /></a></div>
There's a good reason why we never went into late-night comedy: We <em>really</em> didn't want to compete against lanky comic genius Conan O' Brien. We thought writing about (and, more often than not, making fun of) video games would be a career path where we'd never have to compete with the gargantuan Irish host -- unfortunately, in a recent episode of Late Night, <a href="http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/clips/video-game-letdown-120409/1182100/">Conan managed to encroach on our territory</a>, making a joke at the expense of the recently released (and <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/02/metareview-james-camerons-avatar/">tepidly received</a>) <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/avatar"><em>Avatar: The Game</em></a>.<br />
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Check out the video of Conan's gag after the jump while we consider another career choice -- one that will <em>definitely</em> be devoid of Conan competition. (We're thinking about horse whispering. Seems pretty safe, right?)<br />
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[Via <a href="http://kotaku.com/5419824/conan-obrien-now-picking-on-60+metascore-games?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+kotaku%2Ffull+%28Kotaku%29">Kotaku</a>]<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/06/conan-o-brien-thinks-avatar-the-game-was-rushed/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Conan O' Brien thinks Avatar: The Game was rushed</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/06/conan-o-brien-thinks-avatar-the-game-was-rushed/">Conan O' Brien thinks Avatar: The Game was rushed</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/clips/video-game-letdown-120409/1182100/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/06/conan-o-brien-thinks-avatar-the-game-was-rushed/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19267167/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/06/conan-o-brien-thinks-avatar-the-game-was-rushed/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>avatar</category><category>comedy</category><category>conan</category><category>conan-o-brien</category><category>late-night</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>ubisoft</category><category>video</category><category>Xbox-360</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Griffin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Conan isn't the world's best Beatles: Rock Band bassist]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/09/10/conan-isnt-the-worlds-best-beatles-rock-band-bassist/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2009/09/10/conan-isnt-the-worlds-best-beatles-rock-band-bassist/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/09/10/conan-isnt-the-worlds-best-beatles-rock-band-bassist/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><a href="http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/clips/dhani-harrison-090809/1155322/"><img vspace="0" hspace="0" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/09/gam_conanrockbandbeatles_580.jpg" alt="" /></a><br /></div>
On the eve of the launch of Harmonix's digital British invasion, <a href="http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/clips/dhani-harrison-090809/1155322/">Conan O'Brien had a very special guest</a> on his show -- Dhani Harrison, a collaborator on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/the-beatles-rock-band"><em>The Beatles: Rock Band</em></a> and son of the late, great George Harrison. He spoke with everyone's favorite ginger giant, then demoed the title with Conan, who struggled on the bass line for "Birthday." Sadly, it looked as though he was playing on Easy. Actually, it looked even easier than that. Does <em>Beatles: Rock Band</em> have a "Toddler" setting?<br /><br />You can check out <a href="http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/clips/dhani-harrison-090809/1155322/">NBC's site for a video of the interview</a> and "Birthday" sampling. As for the Cone, we suggest he stay off the gee-tars and stick with his <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/05/conan-eases-writers-strike-boredom-with-rock-band/">Edith Bunker-inspired vocal work</a>.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/09/10/conan-isnt-the-worlds-best-beatles-rock-band-bassist/">Conan isn't the world's best Beatles: Rock Band bassist</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/clips/dhani-harrison-090809/1155322/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/09/10/conan-isnt-the-worlds-best-beatles-rock-band-bassist/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19157326/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/09/10/conan-isnt-the-worlds-best-beatles-rock-band-bassist/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>beatles</category><category>conan-o-brien</category><category>harmonix</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>mtv-games</category><category>nbc</category><category>Nintendo</category><category>rhythm</category><category>rock-band</category><category>the-beatles-rock-band</category><category>Wii</category><category>Xbox-360</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Griffin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Video: Conan plays a less controversial GTAIV]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/02/video-conan-plays-a-less-controversial-gtaiv/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/02/video-conan-plays-a-less-controversial-gtaiv/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/02/video-conan-plays-a-less-controversial-gtaiv/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/fan-stuff/" rel="tag">Fan stuff</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/video-1/" rel="tag">Videos</a></p><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0kgo0VXGixk&amp;hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0kgo0VXGixk&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />Oh how we love Conan O' Brien and iconic <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_dance#Monologue_digressions">string dance</a> ... it's epic stuff. But that's not why we bring up Mr. O' Brien's name, the real reason is because the other night he <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kgo0VXGixk">debuted</a> the newest edition of <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/gtaiv"><em>Grand Theft Auto IV</em></a>. A friendlier, happier and much less controversial edition of <em>GTAIV </em>so that parents and critics can play free of the mature content. Ah heck, just watch the clip, laugh if you want or be a Conan hater. All we have to say is WE LOVE SPRINGTIME!<br /><br />[Thanks, Johnson Chen]<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/02/video-conan-plays-a-less-controversial-gtaiv/">Video: Conan plays a less controversial GTAIV</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 02 May 2008 17:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kgo0VXGixk>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/02/video-conan-plays-a-less-controversial-gtaiv/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1184964/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/02/video-conan-plays-a-less-controversial-gtaiv/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>conan-o-brien</category><category>grand-theft-auto-iv</category><category>gtaiv</category><category>rockstar</category><category>rockstar-games</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Dustin Burg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 17:00:00 EST</pubDate></item></channel></rss>