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Xbox Live leads Bronx police to prolific, green burglar

by Griffin McElroy (Dec 24th 2009 1:45PM)

(An excerpt from "How The Grinch Robbed 200 Houses and Cars in the Bronx.") Then he slithered and slunk, with a heart black as onyx, Around the whole room, stealing all electronics! Laptops! Fax Machines! iPhones! Three-sixties! (The latter of which would prove fairly tricky.) And he stuffed ...

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