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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Ex-Bizarre devs form 'micro-studio' Hogrocket]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/03/23/ex-bizarre-devs-form-micro-studio-hogrocket/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2011/03/23/ex-bizarre-devs-form-micro-studio-hogrocket/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/03/23/ex-bizarre-devs-form-micro-studio-hogrocket/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center; ">
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As you peruse the smoldering remains of <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/bizarre-creations">Bizarre Creations</a>, you catch the faintest stirring out of the corner of your eye. You turn just in time to see, there, rising from the ashes, it's ... a pig in a spaceship?<br />
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Okay, so we don't know why Bizarre refugees Ben Ward (studio communications), Peter Collier (former level designer) and <em>Geometry Wars</em> creator Stephen Cakebread settled on "Hogrocket" as the name for their new UK studio, but we're glad to see them getting back to work.<br />
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The freshly announced "micro-studio" says it'll target iPad/iPhone with its first batch of games. It may be a little early for such proclamations, but if Hogrocket turns out mobile games as addictive as <em>Geometry Wars</em> with any regularity then ... well, this little piggy will be going to our wallets more times than we care to think about.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/03/23/ex-bizarre-devs-form-micro-studio-hogrocket/">Ex-Bizarre devs form 'micro-studio' Hogrocket</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 23 Mar 2011 09:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/03/23/ex-bizarre-devs-form-micro-studio-hogrocket/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19888998/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/03/23/ex-bizarre-devs-form-micro-studio-hogrocket/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Bizarre</category><category>bizarre-creations</category><category>geometry-wars</category><category>hogrocket</category><category>indie</category><category>ios</category><category>ipad</category><category>iphone</category><category>mobile</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 09:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bizarre Creations farewell video is legitimately sad]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/18/bizarre-creations-farewell-video-is-legitimately-sad/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/18/bizarre-creations-farewell-video-is-legitimately-sad/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/18/bizarre-creations-farewell-video-is-legitimately-sad/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center; "><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/18/bizarre-creations-farewell-video-is-legitimately-sad/#continued"><img border="1" hspace="0" vspace="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2011/02/gambizarrefarewell530.jpg" /></a></div>
We wouldn't check out the video after the jump if you're planning on having a day of unbridled happiness and positivity. It's Bizarre Creations' <a href="http://vimeo.com/20084659">farewell video</a>, released today, the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/14/bizarre-creations-closes-its-doors-this-friday/">last day</a> of the studio's existence -- and, as you might imagine, it's super poignant and sad. We'll miss you, Bizarre!<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/18/bizarre-creations-farewell-video-is-legitimately-sad/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Bizarre Creations farewell video is legitimately sad</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/18/bizarre-creations-farewell-video-is-legitimately-sad/">Bizarre Creations farewell video is legitimately sad</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 18 Feb 2011 10:35:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/18/bizarre-creations-farewell-video-is-legitimately-sad/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19849636/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/18/bizarre-creations-farewell-video-is-legitimately-sad/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Activision</category><category>Bizarre-creations</category><category>Closure</category><category>Geometry-wars</category><category>Geometry-wars-retro-evolved</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>Pc</category><category>Playstation</category><category>Ps3</category><category>Shutdown</category><category>Xbox</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Griffin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 10:35:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pre-order Blur on Steam, get Geometry Wars Retro Evolved free]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/05/23/pre-order-blur-on-steam-get-geometry-wars-retro-evolved-free/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2010/05/23/pre-order-blur-on-steam-get-geometry-wars-retro-evolved-free/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/05/23/pre-order-blur-on-steam-get-geometry-wars-retro-evolved-free/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://store.steampowered.com/app/42640/"><img vspace="0" hspace="0" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/05/gamgeometrywarsoriginal580.jpg" /></a></div>
From what we've heard from folks who got in on the game's multiplayer beta, Bizarre Creations' <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/blur"><em>Blur</em></a> has some surprisingly potent addictive properties. That's why we find this Steam deal so unashamedly sinister: If you <a href="http://store.steampowered.com/app/42640/">pre-order the PC version</a> of the racing title on the popular digital distribution platform, you'll get an equally (if not more) addictive game for free: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/geometry-wars"><em>Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved</em></a>.<br />
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<em>Blur</em> goes on sale this Tuesday, so if you're hoping to grab Bizarre's twin-stick time sink at no charge, you should probably pre-order the game ASAP.<br />
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[Via <a href="http://news.bigdownload.com/2010/05/22/get-geometry-wars-retro-evolved-free-with-blur-pre-order-on-stea/">Big Download</a>]<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/05/23/pre-order-blur-on-steam-get-geometry-wars-retro-evolved-free/">Pre-order Blur on Steam, get Geometry Wars Retro Evolved free</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Sun, 23 May 2010 15:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://store.steampowered.com/app/42640/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/05/23/pre-order-blur-on-steam-get-geometry-wars-retro-evolved-free/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19488088/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/05/23/pre-order-blur-on-steam-get-geometry-wars-retro-evolved-free/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>activision</category><category>bizarre-creations</category><category>blur</category><category>bonus</category><category>geometry-wars</category><category>geometry-wars-retro-evolved</category><category>pre-order</category><category>steam</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Griffin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 15:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Xbox Live Deal of the Week: Geometry Wars 2 for $5]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/05/xbox-live-deal-of-the-week-geometry-wars-2-for-5/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/05/xbox-live-deal-of-the-week-geometry-wars-2-for-5/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/05/xbox-live-deal-of-the-week-geometry-wars-2-for-5/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/weird-but-true/" rel="tag">Weird But True</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/opinions/" rel="tag">Opinions</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/new-in-pop-culture/" rel="tag">New In Pop Culture</a></p><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://majornelson.com/archive/2010/04/05/deal-of-the-week-geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2.aspx"><img hspace="0" border="1" vspace="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/04/gamgeometrywars2craziness580.jpg" alt="" /></a></div>
Though the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/geometry-wars-2"><em>Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2</em></a> leaderboards have all rocketed to unsurpassable heights since its release in summer 2008, Xbox Live Gold subscribers shouldn't be afraid of picking it up this week for the temporarily reduced price of 400 ($5). We mean, you <em>should</em> be afraid of its propensity for stealing your evenings away from you as you desperately attempt to unlock that pesky <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaecDLELc7g">"Wax Off" Achievement</a>. But hey, at least those attempts are pretty fun! (Or, at least, the first hundred are.)<br />
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Shortcut: <a href="http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/games/media/66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d802584108ff/?did=00000001-0000-4000-8000-0000584108ff&amp;bt=0&amp;sb=1&amp;mt=16&amp;gu=66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d802584108ff&amp;partner=majornelson&amp;p=1&amp;of=6"><strong>Add <em>Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2</em> to your download queue</strong></a> [Via Xbox.com]<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/05/xbox-live-deal-of-the-week-geometry-wars-2-for-5/">Xbox Live Deal of the Week: Geometry Wars 2 for $5</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Mon, 05 Apr 2010 14:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://majornelson.com/archive/2010/04/05/deal-of-the-week-geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2.aspx>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/05/xbox-live-deal-of-the-week-geometry-wars-2-for-5/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19426571/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/05/xbox-live-deal-of-the-week-geometry-wars-2-for-5/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Activision</category><category>Arcade</category><category>Bizarre</category><category>bizarre-creations</category><category>deal-of-the-week</category><category>Geometry-Wars</category><category>geometry-wars-2</category><category>geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>Shmup</category><category>xbla</category><category>Xbox-360</category><category>xbox-live-marketplace</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Griffin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 14:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[iPad Roundup: Here's the stuff that may interest you]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/02/ipad-roundup-heres-the-stuff-that-may-interest-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/02/ipad-roundup-heres-the-stuff-that-may-interest-you/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/02/ipad-roundup-heres-the-stuff-that-may-interest-you/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><img hspace="0" border="0" vspace="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/04/joyipadroundup580a.jpg" /></div>
With the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/ipad">iPad</a> set to launch April 3, we know a lot of you out there are wondering what types of games and apps there are to look forward to. Well, we reprogrammed the Joystiq bots to scour the iTunes App store for information on updates and new games, culling the data for you all. There's plenty to look forward to, so don't waste time reading this -- head past the break for the goods!<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/02/ipad-roundup-heres-the-stuff-that-may-interest-you/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>iPad Roundup: Here's the stuff that may interest you</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/02/ipad-roundup-heres-the-stuff-that-may-interest-you/">iPad Roundup: Here's the stuff that may interest you</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 02 Apr 2010 13:00:00 EST.  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While Bizarre Creations is hard at work getting <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/blur"><em>Blur</em></a> out of the garage and onto the road, many fans are still preoccupied with the developer's hit dual-stick series <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/search/?q=geometry+wars&amp;invocationType=wl-joystiq"><em>Geometry Wars</em></a>. Well, it looks like Bizarre has no plans for another sequel -- at least, not at the moment.<br />
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"Right now, we don't have any plans for <em>Geometry Wars 3</em>," Bizarre's Gareth Wilson told <a href="http://kotaku.com/5506641/abandon-all-hope-there-are-no-plans-for-geometry-wars-3">Kotaku</a>. But, that doesn't mean the series has been retired, as Wilson said that should Stephen Cakebread, the designer of <em>Geometry Wars</em>, get an inspiration, he could start working on a new sequel -- but as of now Cakey's "working on all sorts of other projects."<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/01/no-plans-for-geometry-wars-3-bizarre-says/">No plans for Geometry Wars 3, Bizarre says</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:46:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://kotaku.com/5506641/abandon-all-hope-there-are-no-plans-for-geometry-wars-3>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/01/no-plans-for-geometry-wars-3-bizarre-says/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19422190/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/01/no-plans-for-geometry-wars-3-bizarre-says/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Activision</category><category>bizarre</category><category>bizarre-creations</category><category>geometry-wars</category><category>geometry-wars-3</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>xbla</category><category>Xbox-360</category><category>xbox-live-arcade</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[David Hinkle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:46:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[iPad Geometry Wars game available before the iPad]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/01/ipad-geometry-wars-game-available-before-the-ipad/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/01/ipad-geometry-wars-game-available-before-the-ipad/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/01/ipad-geometry-wars-game-available-before-the-ipad/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<center><img hspace="0" border="1" vspace="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/04/geowars41.jpg" /></center>A $10 <a href="http://joystiq.com/tag/ipad">iPad</a> version of Bizarre Creations' <em>Geometry Wars</em> is already available from iTunes, two days before the device's launch. <em>Geometry Wars Touch</em> features all the modes found in the original Geometry Wars, plus "Titans!," a new iPad-exclusive mode.<br />
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You probably won't want to splash out for an iPad just to get another version of a game you have on Xbox (and possibly Wii and DS as well), but we imagine those vector-inspired graphics are going to look really cool on the iPad screen. Besides, if you've already ordered one of the things for whatever reason, well, now you'll have something to do with it.<br />
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Geometry Wars Touch ($9.99)</strong><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/geometry-wars-touch-for-ipad/id364175436?mt=8"> <img height="15" border="0" width="61" align="absBottom" alt="Geometry Wars Touch" src="http://ax.phobos.apple.com.edgesuite.net/images/badgeitunes61x15dark.gif" /> </a><br />
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[Thanks, Dan!]<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/01/ipad-geometry-wars-game-available-before-the-ipad/">iPad Geometry Wars game available before the iPad</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:25:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/01/ipad-geometry-wars-game-available-before-the-ipad/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19423617/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/01/ipad-geometry-wars-game-available-before-the-ipad/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>activision</category><category>apple</category><category>geometry-wars</category><category>geometry-wars-touch</category><category>ipad</category><category>iPod</category><category>itunes</category><category>shooter</category><category>twin-stick-shooter</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[JC Fletcher]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:25:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Economy Wars: Galaxies]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/01/21/economy-wars-galaxies/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2009/01/21/economy-wars-galaxies/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/01/21/economy-wars-galaxies/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/sales/" rel="tag">Sales</a></p><img hspace="4" border="1" vspace="4" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/05/real-geo-war-0-dsf.jpg" alt="" />We fear that this deal will sell out in the time it takes for us to get the post up, but it's a risk we're going to have to take! <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/12/07/ds-fanboy-review-geometry-wars-galaxies/"><em>Geometry Wars: Galaxies</em></a> is Amazon's Deal of the Day, dropping for today only to <em>ten damn dollars.</em> In these harsh times, we understand that some of us can't drop even ten dollars on unexpected impulse purchases. If you are safely in possession of enough disposable income to bring some awesome shooty action home -- and if you've got plenty saved up -- you could do a lot worse than to throw a little bit of money towards some awesome portable shooty action!<br />
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Our post image is an encore from a <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/09/geometry-wars-galaxies-prices-volume-decreases-by-a-third/">previous <em>Geo Wars</em> sale post</a>. Eric's image was just <em>so perfect</em> that we wanted to highlight it once again!<br />
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<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/01/21/economy-wars-galaxies/">Economy Wars: Galaxies</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html/ref=amb_link_6716412_1?ie=UTF8&amp;docId=1000208101&amp;pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;pf_rd_s=right-1&amp;pf_rd_r=11TF7P2PT1K487R1T9EC&amp;pf_rd_t=101&amp;pf_rd_p=457286001&amp;pf_rd_i=468642>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/01/21/economy-wars-galaxies/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1435846/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/01/21/economy-wars-galaxies/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Arcade</category><category>Bizarre</category><category>Bizarre-Creations</category><category>Geometry-Wars</category><category>Geometry-Wars-Galaxies</category><category>Kuju</category><category>Kuju-Entertainment</category><category>Shmup</category><category>Sierra</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[JC Fletcher]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[GeoWars 2 muzzak Remix'd]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/01/12/geowars-2-muzzak-remixd/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2009/01/12/geowars-2-muzzak-remixd/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/01/12/geowars-2-muzzak-remixd/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/fan-stuff/" rel="tag">Fan stuff</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.gamertagradio.com/vbportal/forums/showthread.php?p=62458"><img hspace="4" height="216" border="0" width="415" vspace="4" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/01/geowars2415.jpg" /></a></div>
As a special bonus to fans, Bizarre Creations has released a special <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/Geometry-Wars-2/">Geometry Wars 2</a></em> music remix developed by Chris Chudley of Audio Antics. The 13-minute-long track is titled, "46860 Choices," and includes some of the music from the entire <em>Geometry Wars</em> series. Our friends at <a href="http://www.gamertagradio.com/vbportal/forums/showthread.php?p=62458">GamerTagRadio</a> have the free 13-minute long special remix available for download. Download it <a href="http://www.gamertagradio.com/vbportal/forums/showthread.php?p=62458">today</a>.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/01/12/geowars-2-muzzak-remixd/">GeoWars 2 muzzak Remix'd</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.gamertagradio.com/vbportal/forums/showthread.php?p=62458>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/01/12/geowars-2-muzzak-remixd/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1427254/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/01/12/geowars-2-muzzak-remixd/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Activision</category><category>Arcade</category><category>Bizarre</category><category>Bizarre-Creations</category><category>Geometry-Wars</category><category>Geometry-Wars-2</category><category>Geometry-Wars-Retro-Evolved-2</category><category>music</category><category>Shmup</category><category>XBLA</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Xav de Matos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Beefwatch: Totilo beats Soulja Boy! ... at Geometry Wars 2]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/12/18/beefwatch-totilo-beats-soulja-boy-at-geometry-wars-2/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/12/18/beefwatch-totilo-beats-soulja-boy-at-geometry-wars-2/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/12/18/beefwatch-totilo-beats-soulja-boy-at-geometry-wars-2/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/weird-but-true/" rel="tag">Weird But True</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/opinions/" rel="tag">Opinions</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/new-in-pop-culture/" rel="tag">New In Pop Culture</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/2008/12/18/i-chainsaw-soulja-boy-in-half-but-he-triumphs/"><img hspace="0" border="1" vspace="4" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/12/beef2.jpg" /></a></div>
Sure, our favorite game journalist, Stephen Totilo, may have promptly lost the last two games <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/12/12/beefwatch-totilo-calls-out-soulja-boy/">he played</a> against the <em>Braid-</em>loving rap auteur in <em>Gears of War 2</em> and <em>Street Fighter 2 Turbo HD Remix</em>. But for one glorious moment, Soulja Boy's lunch had been eaten, and Totilo's face was covered in crumbs.<br />
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If you've got the notion, you can watch the full battle over <a href="http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/2008/12/18/i-chainsaw-soulja-boy-in-half-but-he-triumphs/">on MTV's site</a>. On a side note, we think we may have turned the corner on Soulja Boy. We think ... we think maybe we're totally into him.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/12/18/beefwatch-totilo-beats-soulja-boy-at-geometry-wars-2/">Beefwatch: Totilo beats Soulja Boy! ... at Geometry Wars 2</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:45:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/2008/12/18/i-chainsaw-soulja-boy-in-half-but-he-triumphs/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/12/18/beefwatch-totilo-beats-soulja-boy-at-geometry-wars-2/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1405328/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/12/18/beefwatch-totilo-beats-soulja-boy-at-geometry-wars-2/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Activision</category><category>Arcade</category><category>Bizarre</category><category>Bizarre-Creations</category><category>Geometry-Wars</category><category>Geometry-Wars-2</category><category>Geometry-Wars-Retro-Evolved-2</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>Shmup</category><category>soulja-boy</category><category>XBLA</category><category>Xbox-360</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:45:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Geometry Wars sucks in 1 million players]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/11/25/geometry-wars-sucks-in-1-million-players/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/11/25/geometry-wars-sucks-in-1-million-players/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/11/25/geometry-wars-sucks-in-1-million-players/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox-live-arcade/" rel="tag">Xbox Live Arcade</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.bizarrecreations.com/article.php?article_id=5332"><img hspace="0" border="0" vspace="4" align="top" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/11/geowars1millio3.jpg" alt="" /></a><br />
<div align="left">If you have yet to try Bizarre Creations' classic <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/geometry-wars"><em>Geometry Wars</em></a> or their latest <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/geometry-wars-2"><em>Geometry Wars 2</em></a> on the 360, then you're in the minority and should be ashamed. Ashamed not only because you're missing out on two great games, but because <a href="http://www.bizarrecreations.com/article.php?article_id=5332">1 million gamers</a> have already experienced the visual love that <em>GeoWars </em>brings.</div>
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No joke, Bizarre just revealed that over 1 million players (how unique, we're not sure) have logged <em>GeoWars </em>scores since November 2005. It's an amazing accomplishment and something YOU should be a part of. Grab the XBLA good <a href="http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/games/media/66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d802584107ed/">here</a> and <a href="http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/games/media/66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d802584108ff/">here</a>.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/11/25/geometry-wars-sucks-in-1-million-players/">Geometry Wars sucks in 1 million players</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 15:45:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.bizarrecreations.com/article.php?article_id=5332>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/11/25/geometry-wars-sucks-in-1-million-players/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1382639/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/11/25/geometry-wars-sucks-in-1-million-players/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>bizarre</category><category>bizarre-creations</category><category>geometry-wars</category><category>geometry-wars-2</category><category>geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2</category><category>xbla</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Dustin Burg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 15:45:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ten for under twenty at Gamefly's sale]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/10/22/ten-for-under-twenty-at-gameflys-sale/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/10/22/ten-for-under-twenty-at-gameflys-sale/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/10/22/ten-for-under-twenty-at-gameflys-sale/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/sales/" rel="tag">Sales</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.gamefly.com/products/search.asp?k=&amp;pf=1085&amp;cat=10&amp;sb=price&amp;pg=2&amp;letter=&amp;s=1&amp;t=0&amp;showall.x=22&amp;showall.y=11"><img hspace="4" border="0" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/10/tmpphpbnna6d.jpg" alt="" /></a></div>
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In these belt-tightening, penny-pinching times, it literally pays to have a nose for the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/sales/">bargains</a>. That's where we, or rather Gamefly, comes in. The game rental outfit has a broad selection of <em>used</em> Wii software for low, world banking crisis-friendly prices, and we chose ten of the best sub-$20 games to tempt you. Thar be bargains ahead!<br />
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    <li><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/18/wii-fanboy-review-baroque/"><em>Baroque</em></a> for $12.99</li>
    <li><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/11/05/wii-fanboy-review-battalion-wars-2/"><em>Battalion Wars 2</em></a> for $17.99</li>
    <li><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/18/wii-fanboy-review-blast-works-build-trade-destroy/"><em>Blast Works: Build, Trade, Destroy</em></a> for $9.99</li>
    <li><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/05/16/new-dewys-adventure-footage-slides-into-our-hearts/"><em>Dewy's Adventure</em></a> for $13.99</li>
    <li><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/12/07/wii-fanboy-review-geometry-wars-galaxies/"><em>Geometry Wars: Galaxies</em></a> for $16.99</li>
    <li><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/12/14/mercury-still-making-its-way-to-wii/"><em>Mercury: Meltdown Revolution</em></a> for $15.99</li>
    <li><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/12/20/metareview-nights-journey-of-dreams/"><em>NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams</em></a> for $12.99</li>
    <li><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/30/wii-fanboy-review-no-more-heroes/"><em>No More Heroes</em></a> for $17.99</li>
    <li><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/19/metareview-sega-superstars-tennis/"><em>Sega Superstars Tennis</em></a> for $9.99</li>
    <li><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/11/16/wii-fanboy-review-zack-and-wiki/"><em>Zack &amp; Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure</em></a> for $17.99</li>
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There's actually a ton more we <em>could</em> have mentioned, including <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/25/the-king-of-super-mario-galaxy-shirts/"><em>Super Mario Galaxy</em></a> for $32.99, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/07/metareview-smash-bros-brawl/"><em>Super Smash Bros. Brawl</em></a> for $30.99, and <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/08/29/metareview-metroid-prime-3/"><em>Metroid Prime 3</em></a> for $26.99. Sadly, "One hundred and fifty-eight for under forty-two" just doesn't work as a headline. Hit up the "Source" link for the full set.<br />
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[Thanks, William!]<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/10/22/ten-for-under-twenty-at-gameflys-sale/">Ten for under twenty at Gamefly's sale</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:11:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.gamefly.com/products/search.asp?k=&amp;pf=1085&amp;cat=10&amp;sb=price&amp;pg=2&amp;letter=&amp;s=1&amp;t=0&amp;showall.x=22&amp;showall.y=11>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/10/22/ten-for-under-twenty-at-gameflys-sale/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1350101/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/10/22/ten-for-under-twenty-at-gameflys-sale/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>baroque</category><category>battalion-wars-2</category><category>blast-works</category><category>dewys-adventure</category><category>gamefly</category><category>geometry-wars</category><category>mercury-meltdown</category><category>metroid-prime-3</category><category>nights</category><category>no-more-heroes</category><category>preowned</category><category>sale</category><category>sega-superstars-tennis</category><category>smash-bros-brawl</category><category>super-mario-galaxy</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Chris Greenhough]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:11:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gaming to Go: Geometry Wars: Galaxies]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/08/gaming-to-go-geometry-wars-galaxies/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/08/gaming-to-go-geometry-wars-galaxies/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/08/gaming-to-go-geometry-wars-galaxies/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/gaming-to-go/" rel="tag">Gaming to Go</a></p><div style="text-align: center;"><img hspace="4" border="1" vspace="4" align="middle" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/09/gwg_g2g_mad_3.jpg" alt="" /></div>
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Who knew Bizarre Creations had a hit on its hands when it created the original <span style="font-style: italic;">Geometry Wars</span> so many moons ago? I certainly didn't, though that might be due in part to my complete lack of one of those <a href="http://xbox.joystiq.com/"><em>other</em></a> consoles. Since its original inception on Microsoft soil, the <span style="font-style: italic;">Geometry Wars</span> series has seen a number of different incarnations, a particularly enjoyable one of which is available for everyone's favorite handheld.<br />
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<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/12/07/ds-fanboy-review-geometry-wars-galaxies/"><em>Geometry Wars: Galaxies</em></a> also saw a release on Nintendo's <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/">white waggle box</a>, though the infinitely more portable version is what I'll be covering in this week's edition of <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/gaming-to-go/">Gaming to Go</a>. Haven't experienced the geometrical madness yet? Come along and see why playing with shapes on a two-dimensional grid is <em>far</em> more entertaining than it sounds.<br />
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<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/08/gaming-to-go-geometry-wars-galaxies/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Gaming to Go: Geometry Wars: Galaxies</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/08/gaming-to-go-geometry-wars-galaxies/">Gaming to Go: Geometry Wars: Galaxies</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/08/gaming-to-go-geometry-wars-galaxies/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1306910/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/08/gaming-to-go-geometry-wars-galaxies/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Arcade</category><category>Bizarre</category><category>Bizarre-Creations</category><category>Geometry-Wars</category><category>Geometry-Wars-Galaxies</category><category>Kuju</category><category>Kuju-Entertainment</category><category>Shmup</category><category>Sierra</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matthew Madeiro]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joystiq Interview: A Bizarre interview about Geometry Wars 2]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/05/joystiq-interview-a-bizarre-interview-about-geometry-wars-2/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/05/joystiq-interview-a-bizarre-interview-about-geometry-wars-2/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/05/joystiq-interview-a-bizarre-interview-about-geometry-wars-2/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a></p><div style="text-align: center;"><img hspace="0" border="1" vspace="4" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/x3f_gwre2_8.jpg" /></div>
It's no secret: You love <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/Geometry-Wars-2/">Geometry Wars 2</a></em>, we love <em>Geometry Wars 2</em>, everybody loves it. We recently talked with Bizarre Creation's Stephen Cakebread, Senior Coder, and Craig Howard, Games Manager, to find out how they crafted the game that won our hearts.<br />
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<strong>It would seem to the layman that, with as popular as Geometry Wars was, a sequel would be pretty easy to crap out. Why wait so long?</strong><br />
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Howard: Because the first one was so well received, it would have cheapened the game if we just knocked something out and not given it a lot of thought. We wanted something to make sure it was something we'd be really proud of.<br />
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Cakebread: Our inital plan was to get it our a year later and then the plan was to ship it when Gotham 4 shipped and that didn't work out either. It really was a case that we weren't going to ship it until we were ready to ship it. It might seem silly, but it took us quite a while to figure out a graphical style that still looked like the original. One of our big things was when people came to our stations we wanted them to say "Oh, is that a sequel to Geometry Wars?" rather than "Is that Geometry Wars?" It took us quite a while to come up with something that really worked. We tried some mad stuff.<br />
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<strong>Like what?:</strong><br />
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Howard: What didn't we do? [laughs] <br />
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<p><strong>Gallery: Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2</strong></p>
<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/920234/"><img title="" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-10_thumbnail.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/920233/"><img title="" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-09_thumbnail.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/920232/"><img title="" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-08_thumbnail.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/920231/"><img title="" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-07_thumbnail.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/920230/"><img title="" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-06_thumbnail.jpg" /></a></div><p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/05/joystiq-interview-a-bizarre-interview-about-geometry-wars-2/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Joystiq Interview: A Bizarre interview about Geometry Wars 2</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/05/joystiq-interview-a-bizarre-interview-about-geometry-wars-2/">Joystiq Interview: A Bizarre interview about Geometry Wars 2</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:50:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/05/joystiq-interview-a-bizarre-interview-about-geometry-wars-2/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1305849/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/05/joystiq-interview-a-bizarre-interview-about-geometry-wars-2/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Activision</category><category>Arcade</category><category>Bizarre</category><category>Bizarre-Creations</category><category>Geometry-Wars</category><category>Geometry-Wars-2</category><category>Geometry-Wars-Retro-Evolved-2</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>Shmup</category><category>XBLA</category><category>Xbox-360</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:50:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Geometry Wars song eases the pain]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/geometry-wars-song-eases-the-pain/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/geometry-wars-song-eases-the-pain/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/geometry-wars-song-eases-the-pain/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a></p><center><object width="415" height="337"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9nvKw881bUA&amp;color1=11645361&amp;color2=13619151&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9nvKw881bUA&amp;color1=11645361&amp;color2=13619151&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="415" height="337"></embed></object></center>Bizarre Creations, hire this man. His name is <a href="http://www.matthewmccarthy.com/">Matthew McCarthy</a> and he has done something <em>wonderful</em>. Specifically, he's taken his frustrations with <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/geometry-wars-2"><em>Geometry Wars 2</em></a> and channeled them into something creative: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nvKw881bUA">a song</a>. Entitled "<em>Geometry Wars</em> Will Be the Death of Me," we think that most gamers can relate. So, the next time <em>Geometry Wars 2</em> gets you down, turn up the volume, listen to the song, and remember that you're not alone.<br />
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Seriously, this song is awesome though, and not the new, watered-down version of awesome either. No, this is the original awesome in that it actually inspires <em>awe</em>. This is like Grand Canyon awesome. Watch out <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI">Johnathan Coulton</a>.<br />
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[Thanks to everyone that sent this in!]<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/geometry-wars-song-eases-the-pain/">Geometry Wars song eases the pain</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nvKw881bUA>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/geometry-wars-song-eases-the-pain/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1288648/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/geometry-wars-song-eases-the-pain/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Activision</category><category>Arcade</category><category>Bizarre</category><category>Bizarre-Creations</category><category>Geometry-Wars</category><category>Geometry-Wars-2</category><category>Geometry-Wars-Retro-Evolved-2</category><category>Shmup</category><category>XBLA</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Richard Mitchell]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Can Geometry Wars make you mad enough to sing?]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/can-geometry-wars-make-you-mad-enough-to-sing/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/can-geometry-wars-make-you-mad-enough-to-sing/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/can-geometry-wars-make-you-mad-enough-to-sing/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/weird-but-true/" rel="tag">Weird But True</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/opinions/" rel="tag">Opinions</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/new-in-pop-culture/" rel="tag">New In Pop Culture</a></p><center><object width="490" height="404"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9nvKw881bUA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9nvKw881bUA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="490" height="404"></embed></object></center>When we get really frustrated by <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/GeometryWars2/">Geometry Wars 2</a></em> (and we do) we deal with our anger the only way we know how: We become physically abusive towards loved ones and pets. But not Matthew McCarthy. No, Matthew McCarthy just picks up a guitar and channels the rage into a song about why he hates all those stupid, cruel shapes.<br />
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We tried to ape McCarthy's far healthier anger management, but after picking up our guitar we just used <em>that</em> to be physically abusive to loved ones and pets, which really isn't much better, when you think about it.<br />
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[Via <a href="http://thoughtsofarandomgamer.blogspot.com/2008/08/geometry-wars-song.html">ToaRG</a>]<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/can-geometry-wars-make-you-mad-enough-to-sing/">Can Geometry Wars make you mad enough to sing?</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nvKw881bUA>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/can-geometry-wars-make-you-mad-enough-to-sing/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1288516/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/can-geometry-wars-make-you-mad-enough-to-sing/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Activision</category><category>Arcade</category><category>Bizarre</category><category>Bizarre-Creations</category><category>Geometry-Wars</category><category>Geometry-Wars-2</category><category>Geometry-Wars-Retro-Evolved-2</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>Shmup</category><category>XBLA</category><category>Xbox-360</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Show the internets your Geometry Wars 2 'talent']]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/16/show-the-internets-your-geometry-wars-2-talent/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/16/show-the-internets-your-geometry-wars-2-talent/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/16/show-the-internets-your-geometry-wars-2-talent/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/fan-stuff/" rel="tag">Fan stuff</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox-live-arcade/" rel="tag">Xbox Live Arcade</a></p><center><a href="http://inside.mygamercard.net/2008/08/15/geometry-wars-2-scorecard-displays-your-lack-of-skill/"><img hspace="0" border="0" vspace="4" align="top" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/geowarscrackdunner39.jpg" alt="" /></a></center>Morgon over at <a href="http://inside.mygamercard.net/2008/08/15/geometry-wars-2-scorecard-displays-your-lack-of-skill/">MyGamerCard.net</a> just sent word that they've released a new <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/geometry-wars-2">Geometry Wars 2</a> </em>scorecard to their ever growing list of generated scorecard images, which means you can now gloat about your crazy high <em>GeoWars2</em> scores on every forum, personal website or comment thread across the internets. That, or how absolutely embarrassing your <em>GeoWars2 </em>"skills" are. Whichever it is, this scorecard (which showcases your high scores and rank for all six gametypes) is rather nifty and something we'll constantly use to keep us motivated to get better at our XBLA geometry crack. Enjoy.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/16/show-the-internets-your-geometry-wars-2-talent/">Show the internets your Geometry Wars 2 'talent'</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 10:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://inside.mygamercard.net/2008/08/15/geometry-wars-2-scorecard-displays-your-lack-of-skill/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/16/show-the-internets-your-geometry-wars-2-talent/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1286221/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/16/show-the-internets-your-geometry-wars-2-talent/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Activision</category><category>Arcade</category><category>Bizarre</category><category>Bizarre-Creations</category><category>Geometry-Wars</category><category>Geometry-Wars-2</category><category>Geometry-Wars-Retro-Evolved-2</category><category>Shmup</category><category>XBLA</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Dustin Burg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 10:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[View Geometry Wars 2 leaderboards online]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/view-geometry-wars-2-leaderboards-online/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/view-geometry-wars-2-leaderboards-online/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/view-geometry-wars-2-leaderboards-online/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox-live-arcade/" rel="tag">Xbox Live Arcade</a></p><center><a href="http://www.bizarrecreations.com/games/geometry_wars_retro_evolved_2/#leaderboards"><img hspace="0" border="0" vspace="4" align="top" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/superleaderdunnerbizzzz.jpg" alt="" /></a></center>Bizarre just sent word that the <a href="http://www.bizarrecreations.com/games/geometry_wars_retro_evolved_2/#leaderboards"><span style="font-style: italic;">Geometry Wars Retro Evolved 2</span> leaderboards</a> are now live over on the official <span style="font-style: italic;">GeoWars </span>website allowing you (or anyone else) to search for where a Gamertag's score ranks in the grand scheme of leaderboard life.<br />
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All six gametype leaderboards are searchable where you can also browse the all-time highest ranking scorers in the world. Viewing the record setting scores (1.6 billion in Pacifism, jeebuz!) is, of course, an extremely sobering realization that you really aren't that talented at <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/geometry-wars-2"><span style="font-style: italic;">Geometry Wars</span></a>. That's why we've posted the record setting high scores after the break. Seeing such crazy high scores is sad, sort of depressing really. But we'll cover up our hurt and lack of confidence by playing the "at least I have a life" card.<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/view-geometry-wars-2-leaderboards-online/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>View Geometry Wars 2 leaderboards online</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/view-geometry-wars-2-leaderboards-online/">View Geometry Wars 2 leaderboards online</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:15:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.bizarrecreations.com/games/geometry_wars_retro_evolved_2/#leaderboards>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/view-geometry-wars-2-leaderboards-online/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1284426/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/view-geometry-wars-2-leaderboards-online/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>bizarre</category><category>bizarre-creations</category><category>geometry-wars</category><category>geometry-wars-2</category><category>geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2</category><category>xbla</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Dustin Burg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:15:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today's timesink: Geometry Wars 2 leaderboard site live]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/todays-timesink-geometry-wars-2-leaderboard-site-live/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/todays-timesink-geometry-wars-2-leaderboard-site-live/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/todays-timesink-geometry-wars-2-leaderboard-site-live/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/weird-but-true/" rel="tag">Weird But True</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/opinions/" rel="tag">Opinions</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/new-in-pop-culture/" rel="tag">New In Pop Culture</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.bizarrecreations.com/games/geometry_wars_retro_evolved_2/#leaderboards"><img hspace="0" border="1" vspace="4" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/geoleader.jpg" /></a></div>
Hey gang, terrible, terrible news: You can now check your status on the <em>Geometry Wars 2</em> leaderboards at any moment of the day, thanks to a Bizarre Creations application that's just gone live. While you can't check your status as it compares to your friends, you can see, in real-time, how you stack up against the rest of the world.<br />
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It's not just the time you'll spend plugging gamertags into the site to see how everyone ranks that's so troubling. It's watching your status slipping while you toil at the office, debating if it's worth faking food poisoning to get back in the Pacifism top 10,000 that's really going to mess with you. (Spoiler alert: It's totally worth it.)<br />
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[Via <a href="http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=195269">CVG</a>]<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/todays-timesink-geometry-wars-2-leaderboard-site-live/">Today's timesink: Geometry Wars 2 leaderboard site live</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:45:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.bizarrecreations.com/games/geometry_wars_retro_evolved_2/#leaderboards>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/todays-timesink-geometry-wars-2-leaderboard-site-live/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1284476/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/todays-timesink-geometry-wars-2-leaderboard-site-live/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>activision</category><category>Arcade</category><category>Bizarre</category><category>bizarre-creations</category><category>Geometry-Wars</category><category>geometry-wars-2</category><category>Geometry-Wars-Retro-Evolved-2</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>Shmup</category><category>XBLA</category><category>Xbox-360</category><category>xbox-live</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:45:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Readers pick best webcomic: Fundamental Theorem of War]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/readers-pick-best-webcomic-fundamental-theorem-of-war/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/readers-pick-best-webcomic-fundamental-theorem-of-war/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/readers-pick-best-webcomic-fundamental-theorem-of-war/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/online/" rel="tag">Online</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/polls/" rel="tag">Polls</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.2pstart.com/2008/08/06/the-fundamental-theorem-of-war/"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/calculus-wars-490.jpg"  alt="" /></a></div>
A flood of Greek letters coming after us is just like those dreams we had in high school the night before our Calculus exams. So it's only natural that <em>2P Start's </em><a href="http://www.2pstart.com/2008/08/06/the-fundamental-theorem-of-war/">The Fundamental Theorem of War</a> bring back intense feelings of elation (or perhaps pain and suffering, if you're not huge math geeks). Fitting for us, then, that it had the highest rate of change from 0, or more accurately, it had the most votes in this week's <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/09/weekly-webcomic-wrapup-revisits-the-classics/ ">webcomic wrapup</a>.<br /><br />Second and third place both went to <em>Penny Arcade </em>with <a href="http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/8/6/">Anguish</a> and <a href="http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/8/8/">For Your Consideration</a>, respectively. Thanks to everyone who voted; be sure to let us know of any game-related webcomics you stumble upon this week!<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/readers-pick-best-webcomic-fundamental-theorem-of-war/">Readers pick best webcomic: Fundamental Theorem of War</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:55:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.2pstart.com/2008/08/06/the-fundamental-theorem-of-war/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/readers-pick-best-webcomic-fundamental-theorem-of-war/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1284078/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/14/readers-pick-best-webcomic-fundamental-theorem-of-war/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>2p-start</category><category>geometry-wars</category><category>geometry-wars-2</category><category>penny-arcade</category><category>webcomic</category><category>Xbox-360</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ross Miller]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:55:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bizarre promises to continue Geo Wars franchise]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/12/bizarre-promises-to-continue-geo-wars-franchise/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/12/bizarre-promises-to-continue-geo-wars-franchise/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/12/bizarre-promises-to-continue-geo-wars-franchise/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox-live-arcade/" rel="tag">Xbox Live Arcade</a></p><center><a href="http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/2008/08/11/geometry-wars-sequel-interview/"><img hspace="0" border="0" vspace="4" align="top" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/geowarsblackbaln.jpg" alt="" /></a></center>Chatting with <a href="http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/2008/08/11/geometry-wars-sequel-interview/">MTV Multiplayer</a>, developers Stephen Cakebread and Craig Howard from Bizarre Creations discussed everything <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/geometry-wars-2"><em>Geometry Wars Retro Evolved 2</em></a>, from their design decisions all the way through the little <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/01/how-to-freeze-and-explore-geometry-wars-2-in-3d/">3D debug view</a> that was left in the game. But most interesting is Bizarre's commitment to <em>Geometry Wars</em> in the future, telling MTV Multiplayer that "<em>Geometry Wars</em> is definitely a franchise," and that "we have enough game ideas to do <em>Geometry Wars</em> for probably about 10 games. It depends on what will work." Currently, there's a small team at Bizarre actively working on future <em>Geometry </em>iterations, but specifics regarding what games and on which platforms is very hush-hush. We say, crank out the <em>GeoWars</em>! We want at least ten more games. All exclusive to the 360.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/12/bizarre-promises-to-continue-geo-wars-franchise/">Bizarre promises to continue Geo Wars franchise</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/2008/08/11/geometry-wars-sequel-interview/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/12/bizarre-promises-to-continue-geo-wars-franchise/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1281859/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/12/bizarre-promises-to-continue-geo-wars-franchise/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>bizarre</category><category>bizarre-creations</category><category>geometry-wars</category><category>geometry-wars-2</category><category>geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2</category><category>xbla</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Dustin Burg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Geometry Wars is 'not going to stop']]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/11/geometry-wars-is-not-going-to-stop/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/11/geometry-wars-is-not-going-to-stop/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/11/geometry-wars-is-not-going-to-stop/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/weird-but-true/" rel="tag">Weird But True</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/opinions/" rel="tag">Opinions</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/new-in-pop-culture/" rel="tag">New In Pop Culture</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/2008/08/11/geometry-wars-sequel-interview/"><img hspace="0" border="1" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/x3f_gwre2_8.jpg" alt="" /></a></div>
Much like the endless assault of the franchise's squirrely squares, devious diamonds and annoying arrows, <em>Geometry Wars</em> is sure to keep gamers frantically twiddling their thumbsticks for some time to come. Speaking to <a href="http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/2008/08/11/geometry-wars-sequel-interview/">MTV Multiplayer</a>, geometric warlord Stephen Cakebread has assured fans that the creative team hasn't run out of ideas yet.<br />
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"We have enough game ideas to do 'Geometry Wars' for probably about 10 games," said Cakebread. "It depends on what will work." Things that didn't work and ended up being removed from <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/geometry-wars-2"><em>Geometry Wars 2</em></a>: Gimmicky multiplayer modes, such as a a soccer/football-style game that had players shooting objects into gravity-well goals. Things that might work in the future: Developer Bizarre Creations isn't saying, as it might "use them in the future for god knows what."<br />
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Things that work in today's industry: Good franchises! "Geometry Wars is definitely a franchise," noted Bizarre manager Craig Howard. "It's not going to stop." Well, not unless you release a bomb.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/11/geometry-wars-is-not-going-to-stop/">Geometry Wars is 'not going to stop'</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/2008/08/11/geometry-wars-sequel-interview/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/11/geometry-wars-is-not-going-to-stop/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1281207/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/11/geometry-wars-is-not-going-to-stop/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Activision</category><category>Arcade</category><category>Bizarre</category><category>Bizarre-Creations</category><category>Geometry-Wars</category><category>Geometry-Wars-2</category><category>Geometry-Wars-Retro-Evolved-2</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>Shmup</category><category>XBLA</category><category>Xbox-360</category><category>Xbox-Live</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ludwig Kietzmann]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[How to get Geometry Wars 2's 'Smile' achievement]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/06/how-to-get-geometry-wars-2s-smile-achievement/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/06/how-to-get-geometry-wars-2s-smile-achievement/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/06/how-to-get-geometry-wars-2s-smile-achievement/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/weird-but-true/" rel="tag">Weird But True</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/opinions/" rel="tag">Opinions</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/new-in-pop-culture/" rel="tag">New In Pop Culture</a></p><div style="text-align: center;"><img hspace="0" height="296" border="0" width="490" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/geowars2main.jpg" alt="" /></div>
The "Smile" achievement in <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/geometry-wars-2"><span style="font-style: italic;">Geometry Wars 2</span></a> seems to giving people a run for their 800 MS points. Rooster Teeth's new achievement site, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/achievement-hunter">Achievement Hunter</a>, has produced a spiffy little walkthrough vid of how to <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">painlessly get</span> attempt to get the 25 gamer point reward. Nobody says it's going to be easy, but then the best rewards in life (that leave you feeling alone and used at the end of the day) never are.<br />
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[Via <a href="http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/2008/08/05/video-grab-the-geowars-2-smile-acheivement/">X3F</a>]<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/06/how-to-get-geometry-wars-2s-smile-achievement/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>How to get Geometry Wars 2's 'Smile' achievement</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/06/how-to-get-geometry-wars-2s-smile-achievement/">How to get Geometry Wars 2's 'Smile' achievement</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:27:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/06/how-to-get-geometry-wars-2s-smile-achievement/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1277308/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/06/how-to-get-geometry-wars-2s-smile-achievement/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>achievement-hunter</category><category>achievements</category><category>Action</category><category>Activision</category><category>activision-blizzard</category><category>Arcade</category><category>Bizarre</category><category>bizarre-creations</category><category>Geometry-Wars</category><category>geometry-wars-2</category><category>Geometry-Wars-Retro-Evolved-2</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>Shmup</category><category>xbla</category><category>Xbox-360</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Alexander Sliwinski]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:27:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Video: Grab the GeoWars 2 'Smile' achievement]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/05/video-grab-the-geowars-2-smile-acheivement/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/05/video-grab-the-geowars-2-smile-acheivement/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/05/video-grab-the-geowars-2-smile-acheivement/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a></p><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://ah.roosterteeth.com/archive/episode.php?id=306"><img hspace="4" height="251" width="415" vspace="4" border="1" align="middle" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/geowarswavesscreen39.jpg" /></a><br /></div>
If you're like us, you've already nabbed almost every achievement in <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/geometry-wars-2"><em>Geometry Wars 2</em></a>. Most of them are fairly challenging, though not overwhelming. Except one: "Smile." Easily one of the most difficult and most mysterious achievements in the game, Smile can be tricky. Enter Rooster Teeth's new achievement website Achievement Hunter and their <a href="http://ah.roosterteeth.com/archive/episode.php?id=306">new video guide</a> on how to score the Smile achievement. Check it out after the break, and best of luck to everyone trying to nab the achievement.<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/05/video-grab-the-geowars-2-smile-acheivement/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Video: Grab the GeoWars 2 'Smile' achievement</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/05/video-grab-the-geowars-2-smile-acheivement/">Video: Grab the GeoWars 2 'Smile' achievement</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 18:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://ah.roosterteeth.com/archive/episode.php?id=306>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/05/video-grab-the-geowars-2-smile-acheivement/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1276385/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/05/video-grab-the-geowars-2-smile-acheivement/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>activision</category><category>bizarre</category><category>bizarre-creations</category><category>geometry-wars</category><category>geometry-wars-2</category><category>xbla</category><category>xbox-live-arcade</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Richard Mitchell]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 18:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[See what you're doing wrong with Geometry Wars' 3D camera]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/04/see-what-youre-doing-wrong-with-geometry-wars-3d-camera/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/04/see-what-youre-doing-wrong-with-geometry-wars-3d-camera/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/04/see-what-youre-doing-wrong-with-geometry-wars-3d-camera/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/weird-but-true/" rel="tag">Weird But True</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/opinions/" rel="tag">Opinions</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/new-in-pop-culture/" rel="tag">New In Pop Culture</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.giantbomb.com/news/stop-the-presses/118/"><img hspace="4" border="1" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/geo-wars-2-3d-cam.jpg" alt="" /></a></div>
We're not sure if you've noticed, but there are an awful lot of things trying to kill you in <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/geometry-wars-2"><em>Geometry Wars 2</em></a>. With so many sinister shapes boxing you in and particles exploding from every angle, it can be difficult to see <em>what the hell's going on</em>, never mind a clear escape route. If you're tired of hearing that final bang and seeing your ranking in the friends leaderboard slip ever lower, might we suggest trying the game's hidden 3D camera? <br />
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The fine folks at <a href="http://www.giantbomb.com/news/stop-the-presses/118/">Giant Bomb</a> (who, in turn, credit former Joystiq writer <a href="http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/MrJared/">Jared Rea</a>) have pointed us to this neat little Easter egg which pauses the game's frantic action and allows you to swoop through the battle grid ... and even to the stars beyond. To access it, press the right bumper together with the back button during any of the game's modes. The analog sticks control the movement and direction of the camera, while the left and right triggers enable vertical adjustment. Neat!<br />
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If this still doesn't aid you in getting your blaster bearings, you'd best adopt our strategy for remaining atop the leaderboard: Delete your friends.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/04/see-what-youre-doing-wrong-with-geometry-wars-3d-camera/">See what you're doing wrong with Geometry Wars' 3D camera</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:18:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.giantbomb.com/news/stop-the-presses/118/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/04/see-what-youre-doing-wrong-with-geometry-wars-3d-camera/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1275083/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/04/see-what-youre-doing-wrong-with-geometry-wars-3d-camera/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Activision</category><category>Arcade</category><category>Bizarre</category><category>Bizarre-Creations</category><category>Geometry-Wars</category><category>Geometry-Wars-2</category><category>Geometry-Wars-Retro-Evolved-2</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>Retro-Evolved-2</category><category>Shmup</category><category>XBLA</category><category>Xbox-360</category><category>Xbox-Live</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ludwig Kietzmann]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:18:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[How to freeze and explore Geometry Wars 2 in 3D]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/01/how-to-freeze-and-explore-geometry-wars-2-in-3d/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/01/how-to-freeze-and-explore-geometry-wars-2-in-3d/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/01/how-to-freeze-and-explore-geometry-wars-2-in-3d/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/fan-stuff/" rel="tag">Fan stuff</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox-live-arcade/" rel="tag">Xbox Live Arcade</a></p><center><a href="http://bizarrecreations.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=26&amp;t=16719"><img hspace="0" border="0" vspace="4" align="top" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/geowarsin3dyo.jpg" /></a></center>Courtesy of ModiusX11 from the official <a href="http://bizarrecreations.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=26&amp;t=16719"><em>Geometry Wars 2</em> forums</a>, we have a cool in-game <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/geometry-wars-2"><em>Geometry Wars 2</em></a> trick for you to try the next time you play the game. At anytime during any of the six <em>GeoWars2 </em>single player modes, simply press the RB + Back buttons at the same time. What does it do? It insta-freezes the action and enables a really nifty (albeit hard to control) detached camera mode that allows you to roam around the <em>Geometry Wars</em> universe in 3D space. This little 3D freezing trick is actually a <a href="http://bizarrecreations.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=26&amp;t=16719#p290234">development tool</a> that was used to help debug the game's graphics and was accidentally left in the final build. Doh! It's pretty useless in context of racking up a high score, but its screenshot and "WOW!" factor applications are nothing to scoff at.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/01/how-to-freeze-and-explore-geometry-wars-2-in-3d/">How to freeze and explore Geometry Wars 2 in 3D</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://bizarrecreations.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=26&amp;t=16719>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/01/how-to-freeze-and-explore-geometry-wars-2-in-3d/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1273200/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/01/how-to-freeze-and-explore-geometry-wars-2-in-3d/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Activision</category><category>Arcade</category><category>Bizarre</category><category>Bizarre-Creations</category><category>Geometry-Wars</category><category>Geometry-Wars-2</category><category>Geometry-Wars-Retro-Evolved-2</category><category>Shmup</category><category>XBLA</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Dustin Burg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[XBLA in Brief: Geometry Wars 2]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/31/xbla-in-brief-geometry-wars-2/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/31/xbla-in-brief-geometry-wars-2/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/31/xbla-in-brief-geometry-wars-2/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox-live-arcade/" rel="tag">Xbox Live Arcade</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/x3f-tv/" rel="tag">X3F TV</a></p><center><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="415" height="351" id="viddler"><param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/player/3b56f076/" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.viddler.com/player/3b56f076/" width="415" height="351" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" name="viddler" ></embed></object></center><em>Geometry Wars</em> is back. There isn't a lot more to say about it really. If you liked the first <em>Geometry Wars</em>, you will <em>love Geometry Wars 2</em>. If you didn't play the first game but love action games, you will <em>love</em> <em>Geometry Wars 2</em>. It's a good game. Yes, there is no online play, but it's not a deal breaker at all. You'll still compete on the leaderboards with your friends anyway. Check out the video and find out what makes <em>Geometry Wars 2</em> worth the money.<br />
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[<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/podcasts/x3ftv-xblabrief-gw2.m4v">M4V</a>] Download the M4V directly.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/31/xbla-in-brief-geometry-wars-2/">XBLA in Brief: Geometry Wars 2</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/31/xbla-in-brief-geometry-wars-2/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1272306/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/31/xbla-in-brief-geometry-wars-2/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Activision</category><category>Arcade</category><category>Bizarre</category><category>Bizarre-Creations</category><category>Geometry-Wars</category><category>Geometry-Wars-2</category><category>Geometry-Wars-Retro-Evolved-2</category><category>Shmup</category><category>x3f-tv</category><category>XBLA</category><category>xbla-in-brief</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Richard Mitchell]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[This Wednesday (today, we mean): Geometry Wars 2]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/30/this-wednesday-today-we-mean-geometry-wars-2/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/30/this-wednesday-today-we-mean-geometry-wars-2/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/30/this-wednesday-today-we-mean-geometry-wars-2/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/weird-but-true/" rel="tag">Weird But True</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/opinions/" rel="tag">Opinions</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/new-in-pop-culture/" rel="tag">New In Pop Culture</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://209.11.233.26/archive/2008/07/30/arcade-geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2.aspx"><img hspace="0" border="1" vspace="4" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/x3f_gwre2_8.jpg" /></a></div>
Wow, how long have we waited to write that headline? 100 years? 150? Even now as the momentous day has arrived, it still puzzles us that we had to wait so long for the reigning king of dual-stick shooters to return to us. C'mon guys, you just bump all the sliders from 8 to 10, it's not rocket science.<br />
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In case you've forgotten, your 800 point purchase is going to net you a "remixed" version of the first game and five new modes: Waves, Pacifism, King, Deadline and Sequence. Also: 4-player multiplayer locally. Now, seriously ... what are you still doing reading this?<br />
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<p><strong>Gallery: Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2</strong></p>
<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/920234/"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-10_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/920233/"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-09_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/920232/"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-08_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/920231/"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-07_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/920230/"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-06_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a></div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/30/this-wednesday-today-we-mean-geometry-wars-2/">This Wednesday (today, we mean): Geometry Wars 2</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:45:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://209.11.233.26/archive/2008/07/30/arcade-geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2.aspx>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/30/this-wednesday-today-we-mean-geometry-wars-2/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1270676/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/30/this-wednesday-today-we-mean-geometry-wars-2/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Activision</category><category>Arcade</category><category>Bizarre</category><category>Bizarre-Creations</category><category>Geometry-Wars</category><category>Geometry-Wars-2</category><category>Geometry-Wars-Retro-Evolved-2</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>Shmup</category><category>XBLA</category><category>xblawednesday</category><category>Xbox-360</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:45:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Geometry Wars 2 retro evolves onto the XBLA]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/30/geometry-wars-2-retro-evolves-onto-the-xbla/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/30/geometry-wars-2-retro-evolves-onto-the-xbla/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/30/geometry-wars-2-retro-evolves-onto-the-xbla/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox-live-arcade/" rel="tag">Xbox Live Arcade</a></p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" width="420" height="268" id="gamevideos6" align="middle"><param name="quality" value="high"/><param name="play" value="true"/><param name="loop" value="true"/><param name="scale" value="showall"/><param name="wmode" value="window"/><param name="devicefont" value="false"/><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000"/><param name="menu" value="true"/><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain"/><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"/><param name="salign" value=""/><param name="movie" value="http://gamevideos.com/swf/gamevideos11.swf?embedded=1&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;autoplay=0&amp;src=http://gamevideos.com/video/videoListXML%3Fid%3D20371%26ordinal%3D1217406082444%26adPlay%3Dfalse" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /> <embed src="http://gamevideos.com/swf/gamevideos11.swf?embedded=1&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;autoplay=0&amp;src=http://gamevideos.com/video/videoListXML%3Fid%3D20371%26ordinal%3D1217406082444%26adPlay%3Dfalse" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" play="true" loop="true" scale="showall" wmode="window" devicefont="false" id="gamevideos6" bgcolor="#000000" name="gamevideos6" menu="true" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" allowFullScreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" align="middle" width="420" height="268" /></object><br />
Available for an 800 Microsoft point purchase (or free trial) off the Xbox Live Arcade is <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/bizarre-creations">Bizarre Creations</a>' true <em>Geometry Wars</em> sequel ever so rightly named <a href="http://majornelson.com/archive/2008/07/30/arcade-geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2.aspx"><em>Geometry Wars Retro Evolved 2</em></a>. And even though this sequel costs twice as much as its predecessor, know that it's packed with much more content. Content like six game modes including Deadline, King, Evolved, Pacifism, Waves and Sequence as well as new enemies, new power-ups and up to four player local co-op all in native 1080p. It's nearly a complete <em>GeoWars </em>experience if not for the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/21/confirmed-no-online-co-op-for-geometry-wars-2/">missing Xbox Live co-op</a> support. Oh well, we'll have to do without. Enjoy and have fun attempting to unlock the game's rather <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/01/geometry-wars-2-achievements-leaked-zomg/">difficult achievements</a>.<br />
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<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/30/geometry-wars-2-retro-evolves-onto-the-xbla/">Geometry Wars 2 retro evolves onto the XBLA</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 08:00:00 EST.  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While <em>Geometry Wars</em> wasn't specifically mentioned as being planned for the PlayStation Network, Howard did mention that the PSN is "definitely in our company plans going forward," while <em>Geometry Wars 2</em> remains an Xbox 360 exclusive. "Currently."<br /><br /> We're always excited to hear about more content coming to the PSN, so whether Bizzare Creations are planning on porting <em>Geometry Wars 1</em> or <em>2</em> over or whether they're planning something entirely different, we'll happily grab it. Hopefully we find out something concrete sooner, rather than later.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/28/geometry-wars-devs-have-future-psn-plans/">Geometry Wars devs have future PSN plans</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 12:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.1up.com/do/previewPage?cId=3169004>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/28/geometry-wars-devs-have-future-psn-plans/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1268641/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/28/geometry-wars-devs-have-future-psn-plans/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>bizarre-creations</category><category>geometry-wars</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jem Alexander]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 12:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bizarre Creations definitely has PSN in plans]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/28/bizarre-creations-definitely-has-psn-in-plans/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/28/bizarre-creations-definitely-has-psn-in-plans/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/28/bizarre-creations-definitely-has-psn-in-plans/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/ps3/" rel="tag">Sony PlayStation 3</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.1up.com/do/previewPage?cId=3169004"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/geowars2.jpg" alt="" /></a><br /></div>
One of our favorite PR moves is the affirmative denial. It's risky, and not to be attempted by newbies. But when they can pull it off well, it's dazzling. It's like watching someone able to rub their head and play the Minute Waltz at the same time.<br /><br />Check out Bizarre Creations games manager Craig Howard's answer to 1UP's query about <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/search/?q=Geometry%20Wars%3A%20Retro%20Evolved%202">Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2</a></em> coming to PSN: "<em>Geometry Wars Retro Evolved 2</em> is currently an Xbox 360 exclusive title, although PSN is definitely in our company plans going forward." (And he nails it!) No, we don't know what his comment means either. But we think our PS3-owning friends would be completely justified if they had a little extra spring in their step today.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/28/bizarre-creations-definitely-has-psn-in-plans/">Bizarre Creations definitely has PSN in plans</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 12:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.1up.com/do/previewPage?cId=3169004>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/28/bizarre-creations-definitely-has-psn-in-plans/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1268439/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/28/bizarre-creations-definitely-has-psn-in-plans/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>bizarre</category><category>bizarre-creations</category><category>geometry-wars</category><category>geometry-wars-2</category><category>playstation-network</category><category>PS3</category><category>psn</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 12:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Video: A Geometry Wars 2 video explosion!]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/25/video-a-geometry-wars-2-video-explosion/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/25/video-a-geometry-wars-2-video-explosion/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/25/video-a-geometry-wars-2-video-explosion/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox-live-arcade/" rel="tag">Xbox Live Arcade</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/video-1/" rel="tag">Videos</a></p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" width="420" height="268" id="gamevideos6" align="middle"><param name="quality" value="high"/><param name="play" value="true"/><param name="loop" value="true"/><param name="scale" value="showall"/><param name="wmode" value="window"/><param name="devicefont" value="false"/><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000"/><param name="menu" value="true"/><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain"/><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"/><param name="salign" value=""/><param name="movie" value="http://gamevideos.com/swf/gamevideos11.swf?embedded=1&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;autoplay=0&amp;src=http://gamevideos.com/video/videoListXML%3Fid%3D20337%26ordinal%3D1217004413697%26adPlay%3Dfalse" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /> <embed src="http://gamevideos.com/swf/gamevideos11.swf?embedded=1&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;autoplay=0&amp;src=http://gamevideos.com/video/videoListXML%3Fid%3D20337%26ordinal%3D1217004413697%26adPlay%3Dfalse" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" play="true" loop="true" scale="showall" wmode="window" devicefont="false" id="gamevideos6" bgcolor="#000000" name="gamevideos6" menu="true" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" allowFullScreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" align="middle" width="420" height="268" /></object><br />
Gather round the children, roommates, significant other(s) and your favorite stuffed animals, because there's a whole bunch of new <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/geometry-wars-2"><span style="font-style: italic;">Geometry Wars Retro Evolved 2</span></a> in-game <a href="http://www.1up.com/do/gameOverview?cId=3168482&amp;type=game&amp;sec=VIDEOS">videos</a> to watch. Take in all the colorful destruction, the geometry explosions, the four player (<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/21/confirmed-no-online-co-op-for-geometry-wars-2/">local</a>) co-op and the general excitement that is <span style="font-style: italic;">Geometry Wars</span>. There's more video goodness after the break, so we advise making your eyes happy and watching each and every video in their entirety.<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/25/video-a-geometry-wars-2-video-explosion/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Video: A Geometry Wars 2 video explosion!</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/25/video-a-geometry-wars-2-video-explosion/">Video: A Geometry Wars 2 video explosion!</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:15:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.1up.com/do/gameOverview?cId=3168482&amp;type=game&amp;sec=VIDEOS>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/25/video-a-geometry-wars-2-video-explosion/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1267068/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/25/video-a-geometry-wars-2-video-explosion/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Activision</category><category>Arcade</category><category>Bizarre</category><category>Bizarre-Creations</category><category>Geometry-Wars</category><category>Geometry-Wars-2</category><category>Geometry-Wars-Retro-Evolved-2</category><category>Shmup</category><category>XBLA</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Dustin Burg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:15:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Geometry Wars 2 realigned for July 30, 800 points]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/24/geometry-wars-2-realigned-for-july-30-800-points/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/24/geometry-wars-2-realigned-for-july-30-800-points/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/24/geometry-wars-2-realigned-for-july-30-800-points/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/weird-but-true/" rel="tag">Weird But True</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/opinions/" rel="tag">Opinions</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/new-in-pop-culture/" rel="tag">New In Pop Culture</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/920231/full/"><img hspace="0" border="0" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-4player-490.jpg" alt="gwre2" /></a></div>
What's the antonym for <em>delay</em>? Whatever the word, we're not used to using it around here. So when Bizarre Creations community lead Ben Ward let us know this morning that <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/geometry-wars-2/"><em>Geometry Wars 2</em></a> will be released on Xbox Live Arcade one week earlier than expected (next Wednesday!), we were at a loss for <em>the</em> word (of course, we could have settled along the lines of "bumped up," but opted instead for a geeky math-related term: <em>realigned</em> -- get it?). Ward also confirmed that the age of <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/16/geometry-wars-supposed-to-be-free/">super-budget priced</a> geometric space shooters is over, as we'll be paying 800 Microsoft Points ($10) this time (of course, the premium comes with a whole lot more <span style="font-style: italic;">game</span> -- more on that in a minute).<br />
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In addition, Ward revealed that the <span style="font-style: italic;">Geometry Wars 2</span> trial version is "basically" the full Deadline game mode, including multiplayer support (up to four players locally). We've posted Bizarre's descriptions of Deadline and the 5 additional game modes, preserved in their original British <em>flavour</em>, after the break. (But before you read on ... FUN FACT: <span style="font-style: italic;">Geometry Wars 2</span> is the first Bizarre game published by proud, sorta new <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/09/26/activision-pockets-project-gotham-dev-bizarre-creations/">parent company</a> Activision.)<br />
<div class="postgallery"><p><strong>Gallery: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/">Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2</a></strong></p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/#920229"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-03_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/#920230"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-06_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/#920231"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-07_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/#920232"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-08_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/#920233"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-09_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a></div><p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/24/geometry-wars-2-realigned-for-july-30-800-points/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Geometry Wars 2 realigned for July 30, 800 points</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/24/geometry-wars-2-realigned-for-july-30-800-points/">Geometry Wars 2 realigned for July 30, 800 points</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:15:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/24/geometry-wars-2-realigned-for-july-30-800-points/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1265974/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/24/geometry-wars-2-realigned-for-july-30-800-points/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>activision</category><category>Arcade</category><category>bizarre</category><category>Bizarre-Creations</category><category>breakingnews</category><category>Geometry-Wars</category><category>geometry-wars-2</category><category>geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2</category><category>gwre2</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>release-date</category><category>Shmup</category><category>xbla</category><category>Xbox-360</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[James Ransom-Wiley]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:15:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Geometry Wars 2 release date moved to July 30]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/24/geometry-wars-2-release-date-moved-to-july-30/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/24/geometry-wars-2-release-date-moved-to-july-30/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/24/geometry-wars-2-release-date-moved-to-july-30/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox-live-arcade/" rel="tag">Xbox Live Arcade</a></p><a href="http://news.teamxbox.com/xbox/17164/New-Release-Date-for-Geometry-Wars-Retro-Evolved-2/"><img hspace="4" height="300" border="1" width="200" vspace="4" align="right" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/x3fgweowars2relase.jpg" /></a>Initially set for release on August 6, Activision has moved up the final release date for <em>Geometry Wars Retro Evolved 2</em> to July 30. Even after a bit of a disappointment about <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/21/confirmed-no-online-co-op-for-geometry-wars-2/">the co-op situation</a>, it's probably safe to say that we're all still excited for the game. We just wish that there were more games that actually had their releases expedited instead of delayed (we're looking at you <em>Castle Crashers</em> and <em>Bionic Commando</em>). You should also note that July 30 is also the release date for <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/24/double-d-dodgeball-coming-to-xbla-july-30/">Double D Dodgeball</a> </em>and probably <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/pirates-vs-ninjas/">Pirates VS Ninjas Dodgeball</a> </em>as well.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/24/geometry-wars-2-release-date-moved-to-july-30/">Geometry Wars 2 release date moved to July 30</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:45:00 EST.  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During our sit-down, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/16/e3-08-geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-hands-on/">hands on</a> session with <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/geometry-wars-2"><em>Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2</em></a>, we learned a quite sad nugget of <em>Geometry Wars 2 </em>knowledge from the Microsoft folks: The game will NOT feature online co-op. Boo-hiss-boo! For the simple reason of too much going on to make co-op enabled online, Bizarre Creations will only allow four players to experience <em>Geometry Wars 2</em> locally. Sad too, because we were all about destroying pieces of geometry with friends over Live. Lame! Lame! Lame!<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/21/confirmed-no-online-co-op-for-geometry-wars-2/">Confirmed: No online co-op for Geometry Wars 2</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:15:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/21/confirmed-no-online-co-op-for-geometry-wars-2/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1262318/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/21/confirmed-no-online-co-op-for-geometry-wars-2/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Activision</category><category>Arcade</category><category>Bizarre</category><category>Bizarre-Creations</category><category>Geometry-Wars</category><category>Geometry-Wars-2</category><category>Geometry-Wars-Retro-Evolved-2</category><category>Shmup</category><category>XBLA</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Dustin Burg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:15:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Castle Crashers, Galaga Legions, more on XBLA in 4-6 weeks]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/17/castle-crashers-galaga-legions-more-on-xbla-in-4-6-weeks/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/17/castle-crashers-galaga-legions-more-on-xbla-in-4-6-weeks/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/17/castle-crashers-galaga-legions-more-on-xbla-in-4-6-weeks/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/e3/" rel="tag">E3</a></p><div align="center"><img width="490" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="276" border="1" align="middle" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/xbla-treasure-e3-08-490-1.jpg" /><br /></div>
During our guided demo of Microsoft's upcoming stable of XBLA games, Microsoft's <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/16/microsofts-scott-austin-talks-xbox-delisting-and-delays/">Scott Austin</a> informed us that all the games on display would be available in the next four to six weeks on Xbox Live Arcade. All of 'em. If you've been reading the impressions on Joystiq, you'll know that this a reason to be excited. For the record, the XBLA games being shown by Microsoft are:<br />
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    <li><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/24/bionic-commando-rearmed-multiplayer-video-blowout/"><em>Bionic Commando Rearmed</em></a></li>
    <li><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/17/joystiq-e3-hands-on-castle-crashers/"><em>Castle Crashers</em></a></li>
    <li><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/galaga-legions"><em>Galaga Legions</em></a></li>
    <li><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/braid"><em>Braid</em></a></li>
    <li><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/17/joystiq-e3-hands-on-geometry-wars-2/"><em>Geometry Wars 2</em></a></li>
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We expected Microsoft to show off some cool XBLA games at E3, but we weren't expecting four to six weeks of <em>win</em>.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/17/castle-crashers-galaga-legions-more-on-xbla-in-4-6-weeks/">Castle Crashers, Galaga Legions, more on XBLA in 4-6 weeks</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/17/castle-crashers-galaga-legions-more-on-xbla-in-4-6-weeks/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1259564/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/17/castle-crashers-galaga-legions-more-on-xbla-in-4-6-weeks/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>bionic-commando</category><category>bionic-commando-rearmed</category><category>braid</category><category>breaking</category><category>breakingnews</category><category>castle-crashers</category><category>e3</category><category>e3-08</category><category>e308</category><category>galaga</category><category>galaga-legions</category><category>geometry-wars</category><category>geometry-wars-2</category><category>xbla</category><category>Xbox-360</category><category>xbox-live-arcade</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Richard Mitchell]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joystiq E3 hands-on: Geometry Wars 2]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/17/joystiq-e3-hands-on-geometry-wars-2/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/17/joystiq-e3-hands-on-geometry-wars-2/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/17/joystiq-e3-hands-on-geometry-wars-2/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/arcade/" rel="tag">Arcade</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/retro/" rel="tag">Retro</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/e3/" rel="tag">E3</a></p><div align="center"><img hspace="4" border="1" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/x3f_gwre2_8.jpg" alt="" /></div>
Some would say <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2005/11/20/and-the-best-xbox-360-launch-title-is/"><em>Geometry Wars Retro Evolved</em> was Xbox 360's best launch game</a> -- it beat early hyped games like <em>Perfect Dark Zero</em>, <em>Call of Duty 2</em>, and <em>Kameo</em> to win the heart of 360 early adopters, despite the fact that it was 2D and a cheap XBLA version of a game that had previously been included with <em>Project Gotham Racing 2.</em> It held the record for a long time as the system's most-downloaded game, and that title was well-deserved, considering that a lot of $60 games haven't held a candle to the kind of frantic fun you can find pushing that little red ship around the board.<br />
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Now Bizarre Creations is attempting to follow up with <em>Geometry Wars 2</em>, and after our playthrough at E3, we're sold. Not only has the developer filled out the game with multiplayer and co-op modes, but Bizarre has figured out a way to make the super simple, yet extremely fun gameplay go deeper than ever before.<br />
<div class="postgallery"><p><strong>Gallery: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/">Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2</a></strong></p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/#920229"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-03_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/#920230"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-06_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/#920231"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-07_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/#920232"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-08_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/#920233"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-09_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a></div><p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/17/joystiq-e3-hands-on-geometry-wars-2/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Joystiq E3 hands-on: Geometry Wars 2</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/17/joystiq-e3-hands-on-geometry-wars-2/">Joystiq E3 hands-on: Geometry Wars 2</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/17/joystiq-e3-hands-on-geometry-wars-2/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1258331/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/17/joystiq-e3-hands-on-geometry-wars-2/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Activision</category><category>Arcade</category><category>Bizarre</category><category>Bizarre-Creations</category><category>e3</category><category>e3-2008</category><category>Geometry-Wars</category><category>geometry-wars-2</category><category>Geometry-Wars-Retro-Evolved-2</category><category>joystiqfeatures</category><category>microsoft</category><category>Shmup</category><category>xbla</category><category>Xbox-360</category><category>xbox-live</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike Schramm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[E308: Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2 hands on]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/16/e3-08-geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-hands-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/16/e3-08-geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-hands-on/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/16/e3-08-geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-hands-on/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox-live-arcade/" rel="tag">Xbox Live Arcade</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/e3/" rel="tag">E3</a></p><center><img hspace="0" border="0" vspace="4" align="top" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/geowaramaz30.jpg" /></center>We just got a chance to play one Xbox Live Arcade title that we <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/13/e3-rumor-geometry-wars-2-primed-for-surprise-xbla-release-this/">knew about</a> heading into E3 and the one XBLA game this blogger was most excited to get his hands on, <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/geometry-wars-2">Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2</a></em>. Bizarre Creations takes the ever enjoyable <em>GeoWars</em> formula and brings it into the multiplayer realm, ratches up the graphics and adds new game modes that'll satisfy. Click towards the break to read our hands on impression of Bizarre's geometry arcade shooter. W00tz!<br />
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<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/16/e3-08-geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-hands-on/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>E308: Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2 hands on</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/16/e3-08-geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-hands-on/">E308: Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2 hands on</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/16/e3-08-geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-hands-on/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1258507/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/16/e3-08-geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-hands-on/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Activision</category><category>Arcade</category><category>Bizarre</category><category>Bizarre-Creations</category><category>E3</category><category>e3-08</category><category>e3-2008</category><category>e308</category><category>Geometry-Wars</category><category>Geometry-Wars-2</category><category>Geometry-Wars-Retro-Evolved-2</category><category>Shmup</category><category>XBLA</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Dustin Burg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Witness the second Geometry Wars unfold]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/15/witness-the-second-geometry-wars-unfold/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/15/witness-the-second-geometry-wars-unfold/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/15/witness-the-second-geometry-wars-unfold/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/e3/" rel="tag">E3</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/weird-but-true/" rel="tag">Weird But True</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/opinions/" rel="tag">Opinions</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/new-in-pop-culture/" rel="tag">New In Pop Culture</a></p><center><source></source><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" id="gtembed" width="490" height="418"> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" /> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /> <param name="movie" value="http://www.gametrailers.com/remote_wrap.php?mid=36204"/> <param name="quality" value="high" /> <embed src="http://www.gametrailers.com/remote_wrap.php?mid=36204" swLiveConnect="true" name="gtembed" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" allowFullScreen="true" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="490" height="418"></embed> </object></center> If dubious off-screen photos of the sequel to the sensational XBLA shooter <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/geometry-wars"><em>Geometry Wars</em></a> just aren't doing it, how does the idea of some slightly less dubious off-screen video of the game strike you? That's what GameTrailers <a href="http://www.gametrailers.com/player/36204.html">has to offer</a> in lieu of actual direct-feed action.<br />
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Behold: Four-player blasting <em>yumminess</em>! Even <em>trippier</em> visuals! More <em>geometry</em> to destroy!<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/15/witness-the-second-geometry-wars-unfold/">Witness the second Geometry Wars unfold</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 06:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.gametrailers.com/player/36204.html>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/15/witness-the-second-geometry-wars-unfold/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1255729/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/15/witness-the-second-geometry-wars-unfold/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Activision</category><category>Arcade</category><category>Bizarre</category><category>Bizarre-Creations</category><category>bizzare-creations</category><category>E3</category><category>e308</category><category>geometry-wars</category><category>Geometry-Wars-2</category><category>Geometry-Wars-Retro-Evolved-2</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>Shmup</category><category>xbla</category><category>Xbox-360</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Randy Nelson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 06:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Geometry Wars 2 available Aug 6, features 4-player modes]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/14/geometry-wars-2-available-aug-6-features-4-player-modes/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/14/geometry-wars-2-available-aug-6-features-4-player-modes/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/14/geometry-wars-2-available-aug-6-features-4-player-modes/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/weird-but-true/" rel="tag">Weird But True</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/opinions/" rel="tag">Opinions</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/new-in-pop-culture/" rel="tag">New In Pop Culture</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/920226/full/"><img hspace="0" border="0" vspace="4" alt="gwre2" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-4play-490w.jpg" /></a></div>
Four polygonal ships rendered on the same screen ... <em>at the same time?!</em> On August 6, Bizarre will prove the impossible <em>possible</em> when <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/geometry-wars-2/"><em>Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2</em></a> bursts onto Xbox Live Arcade. The sequel features a "remixed" version of the original game, along with 5 additional game modes: Waves (from <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/09/12/see-geometry-wars-waves-from-project-gotham-racing-4/"><em>PGR4</em></a>), Pacifism (Achievement Evolved!), and newcomers King, Deadline, and Sequence. Each game mode supports up to 4 players locally (read: not online), for either 2-vs-2 or every polygon for itself gameplay. Additionally, <em>GWRE2</em> will feature a Co-Pilots mode, where one player steers and the other shoots. As expected, all those particles still add up, as online leaderboards make a return -- hey <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/12/07/k4rn4ge-to-attempt-1-billion-point-geometry-wars-high-score/">K4rn4ge</a>, you still got it?<br />
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Bizarre will reveal further details leading up to the game launch, including info on new enemy types and 12 new achievements -- and hopefully ... a price! <em>400 points, pretty please?</em><br />
<div class="postgallery"><p><strong>Gallery: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/">Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2</a></strong></p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/#920229"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-03_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/#920230"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-06_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/#920231"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-07_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/#920232"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-08_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2-3/#920233"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/gwre2-09_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a></div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/14/geometry-wars-2-available-aug-6-features-4-player-modes/">Geometry Wars 2 available Aug 6, features 4-player modes</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:15:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/14/geometry-wars-2-available-aug-6-features-4-player-modes/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1255468/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/14/geometry-wars-2-available-aug-6-features-4-player-modes/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Activision</category><category>Arcade</category><category>bizarre</category><category>Bizarre-Creations</category><category>breakingnews</category><category>e3-2008</category><category>geometry-wars</category><category>geometry-wars-2</category><category>geometry-wars-retro-evolved-2</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>release-date</category><category>Shmup</category><category>xbla</category><category>Xbox-360</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[James Ransom-Wiley]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:15:00 EST</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
