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Having foiled countless doomsday devices, monologuing masterminds and aesthetically pleasing assassins, James Bond has felt the bite of reality and become inextricably entangled in a web of legal nonsense. Though an Xbox Live Arcade version of the classic N64 FPS, GoldenEye, continues to make appearances both in dreams and alleged screenshots, nobody's been able to pull the game out of a web spun by numerous lawyers and license holders. "It's kind of locked in this no man's land."

That's according to Rare's senior software engineer, Nick Burton, who recently discussed the game's fate with VideoGamer.com. "It's incredibly hard to solve because there's so many licence holders involved," explained Burton. "You've got the guys that own the license to the gaming rights now, the guys that have the licence to Bond as an IP, and there are umpteen licensees." Last time we checked, "umpteen" was quite a lot ... at least 37 or so.

Burton goes on to explain that the game's release is no longer in Rare's hands -- it's up to the publishers to figure out how Microsoft can get its hands on a Nintendo game starring one of Activision's favorite characters. "It's probably going to go down in the annuls of gaming history as one of the big mysteries."

Wait ... the "annuls" of gaming history? What an appropriate misspelling.

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]]>ActivisionBondGoldenEyeJames-BondMicrosoftN64NintendoRareXBLAXbox-LiveLudwig Kietzmann2008-08-06T15:30:00+00:00Video: GoldenEye 007 running on Wii 'Homebrew Channel'http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/03/video-goldeneye-007-running-on-wii-homebrew-channel/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/03/video-goldeneye-007-running-on-wii-homebrew-channel/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/03/video-goldeneye-007-running-on-wii-homebrew-channel/#commentsFiled under: , ,

The inventiveness of the homebrew scene never ceases to amaze us. Take for instance the above video. What you see in it is, in fact, GoldenEye 007 for Nintendo 64 running on a Wii with the "Homebrew Channel" installed.

The poster of the video states that he was able to get the game ROM working with the emulator used by the Virtual Console version of Sin & Punishment. He gives no details on how he managed the feat, mentioning only that the game works "for the most part" with occasional slowdown and a broken borked save system.

Hopefully Nintendo will see this video and, rather than simply order it pulled offline, realize just how much people really want a proper Virtual Console release of the game.

[Via Wii Fanboy]

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]]>emulationgoldeneyegoldeneye-007homebrewnintendorareRandy Nelson2008-07-03T22:29:00+00:00GoldenEye 007's KLOBB returns in Too Humanhttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/01/goldeneye-007s-klobb-returns-in-too-human/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/01/goldeneye-007s-klobb-returns-in-too-human/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/01/goldeneye-007s-klobb-returns-in-too-human/#commentsFiled under: ,

Silicon Knights' long-awaited Xbox 360 action game Too Human is giving a shout out to a N64 classic, according to Wired. GoldenEye 007, the groundbreaking console FPS developed by Rare, featured a gun called the "KLOBB" - a nod to then Nintendo designer Ken Lobb, who helped out during the game's development. The gun was also the weakest in the game. D'oh!

Too Human promises hundreds of items ... and one of them, as Wired has uncovered, is the KLOBB. Not surprising considering that Ken Lobb is now serving as Creative Director at Microsoft Game Studios and is working closely with Silicon Knights on its game. For the record, it has a damage rating of 18.

Gallery: Too Human

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]]>goldeneyeken-lobbKLOBBraresilicon-knightstoo-humanRandy Nelson2008-07-01T02:00:00+00:00Miyamoto: Ocarina of Time could have been in first-person perspectivehttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/11/shigeru-ocarina-of-time-could-have-been-in-first-person-perspec/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/11/shigeru-ocarina-of-time-could-have-been-in-first-person-perspec/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/11/shigeru-ocarina-of-time-could-have-been-in-first-person-perspec/#commentsFiled under: ,


There aren't many gamers who don't harbor fond memories associated with the Nintendo 64's classic adventure (and to many, the greatest installment in the Hylian franchise), Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. In addition to its beloved story and incredible visuals, it was a groundbreaking third-person adventure through an intricately detailed fantasy world -- but would we (and Game Rankings) still hold the triforce-hunting adventure in such high regard if we had experienced Hyrule directly through the point-eared protagonist's eyes?

In a recent discussion between Nintendo president Satoru Iwata and revolutionary game developer (and Time's most influential person of 2008) Shigeru Miyamoto, it was outed that Shiggy secretly possesses a penchant for first-person shooters (notably, Rare's seminal N64 shooter Goldeneye), and that he'd considered creating Ocarina of Time using an Oblivion-esque first-person perspective. We're not quite sure how this would have affected the title -- but we're certainly terrified of the prospect of witnessing Darunia's sexy dance of seduction first-hand.

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]]>fpsgoldeneyeiwatalegendofzeldan64nintendoocarinaoftimeootshigerushigerumiyamotozeldaGriffin McElroy2008-05-11T12:30:00+00:00Real or not, CVG has more Goldeneye XBLA picshttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/26/real-or-not-cvg-has-more-goldeneye-xbla-pics/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/26/real-or-not-cvg-has-more-goldeneye-xbla-pics/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/26/real-or-not-cvg-has-more-goldeneye-xbla-pics/#commentsFiled under: ,


We're on the fence as to whether or not the upcoming issue of Xbox World 360 Magazine does indeed have legitimate details about the supposedly-canceled Goldeneye 007 remake for Xbox Live Arcade. On the one hand, CVG claims the issue features four pages of details about the unfinished project, with numerous screenshots and comments from Microsoft.

On the other hand, Eurogamer reportedly spoke with Microsoft Game Studios, who claim that Xbox World 360's look at the Goldeneye game is based entirely on rumors and speculation, with no participation from Microsoft in the story.

Both these sources seem entirely at odds with each other, and only seem to agree upon the fact that this game definitely isn't coming out. Our shiny optimistic side wants us to believe in the (heavily watermarked) screenshots and details, but the reality is it's probably all speculation masquerading as fact (not unlike GamePro's Gears of War 2 "coverage"). Hopefully once the issue hits stands we'll have a few more answers.

Read - GoldenEye XBLA: Go inside the game [CVG]
Read - MS rubbishes GoldenEye XBLA talk [Eurogamer]

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]]>goldeneyemicrosoftrarexblaScott Jon Siegel2008-02-26T05:00:00+00:00British mag to unveil Xbox Live Goldeneye info. Wednesdayhttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/22/british-mag-to-unveil-xbox-live-goldeneye-info-wednesday/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/22/british-mag-to-unveil-xbox-live-goldeneye-info-wednesday/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/22/british-mag-to-unveil-xbox-live-goldeneye-info-wednesday/#commentsFiled under: , , ,

After being endlessly rumored and then sort-of-confirmed, we were pretty sure the currently-in-limbo XBLA version of Goldeneye 007 would remain in hiding for quite a while (questionable videos notwithstanding). Apparently not, as British mag Xbox World 360 announced via its blog today that next Wednesday's issue will include the world's first hands-on impressions of the port.

The short announcement, which was slowly leaked via a screenshot jigsaw puzzle throughout the week, promises "never-seen shots and hands-on details" about the game's differences, improvements, and information on how we can "make sure this incredible remake does see the light of day." That last bit is a little worrying to us, as it implies there's still a chance the game won't see the light of day. What can we do to help? Circulate a petition? Protest at Rare headquarters? Sacrifice our pets to Satan? FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY TELL US!

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]]>goldeneyejames-bondMicrosoftN64NintendoRareRareWareXBLAxbox-livexbox-live-arcadeKyle Orland2008-02-22T12:30:00+00:00See (supposed) Goldeneye XBLA footagehttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/22/see-supposed-goldeneye-xbla-footage/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/22/see-supposed-goldeneye-xbla-footage/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/22/see-supposed-goldeneye-xbla-footage/#commentsFiled under: ,

We don't know about this one, gang. In fact, we're posting this video that supposedly compares the XBLA version of Goldeneye with its N64 counterpart both so you can enjoy it and also so you can go all Zapruder film on it and let us know your opinions on the validity. Right now we're leaning towards shrugging our shoulders and grunting quizzically.

From what we've heard most recently, this is probably a moot point, with the XBLA version currently in limbo. But if this version is real (and assuming they were planning on fixing the sound glitches) we're now even sadder that we won't be getting our hands on it.

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]]>goldeneyemicrosoftnintendorarexblaJustin McElroy2008-01-22T11:30:00+00:00XBLA Goldeneye confirmed, also canceledhttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/13/xbla-goldeneye-confirmed-also-canceled/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/13/xbla-goldeneye-confirmed-also-canceled/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/13/xbla-goldeneye-confirmed-also-canceled/#commentsFiled under: ,


We've got good news and bad news for fans of Rare's groundbreaking first-person shooter, Goldeneye. The good news? Those rumors you've heard about a port of the game for the Xbox Live Arcade are true! The bad news? The release of the title has been delayed indefinitely, due to a licensing disagreement between Microsoft and Nintendo. Sorry to get your hopes up -- we probably should have led with that last part.

To further rub salt in your wounds, 1UP has some sweet details about the game-that-wasn't, which was only two short months from completion. Apparently, the game was a faithful recreation of the N64 classic, including all the maps and weapons from the original, with the addition of multiplayer support over Xbox Live.

Instead of giving up on what would have been one of the greatest XBLA titles to date, we highly encourage everyone to exercise their civil trolling rights in an attempt to convince Nintendo and Microsoft that there's more than enough of our money to go around. Already, thousands of rabid wannabe 00 Agents have signed petitions to bring the game back to the development table -- have you?

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]]>007arcadegoldeneyemicrosoftnintendorareXBLAxboxlivearcadeGriffin McElroy2008-01-13T16:00:00+00:00Rumorang: Goldeneye coming to Xbox Live Arcadehttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/09/rumorang-goldeneye-coming-xbox-live-arcade/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/09/rumorang-goldeneye-coming-xbox-live-arcade/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/09/rumorang-goldeneye-coming-xbox-live-arcade/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Resting their cred on "very reliable sources" and evidence that they claim to have seen, Xbox Evolved is reporting that Nintendo 64 classic Goldeneye will be coming to the Xbox Live Arcade shortly before Activision (the current 007 IP holder) releases their new James Bond title. The news comes (according to the site) after an agreement between Microsoft, Rareware, MGM Studios and Activision. XE says the game will feature new graphics and online multiplayer, and that other Rare games may be in the pipeline like Banjo Kazooie and Perfect Dark.

OK, sounds great, but is it true? We have no evidence one way or the other, but we think it would at least make sense for all the parties. Microsoft gets more solid XBLA titles, Rare (which is owned by Microsoft) reminds people of the company's glory days and MGM gets more publicity for James Bond. As for Activision, well, we already know they're not above pimping out a license for cash. We'll keep you updated.

[UPDATE: This looks like it was happening, but has been been put on hold.]

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]]>007goldeneyejames-bondjamesbondmicrosoftnintendorarerarewarexblaJustin McElroy2008-01-09T11:00:00+00:00Free Radical interview is both free and radicalhttp://www.joystiq.com/2007/04/02/free-radical-interview-is-both-free-and-radical/http://www.joystiq.com/2007/04/02/free-radical-interview-is-both-free-and-radical/http://www.joystiq.com/2007/04/02/free-radical-interview-is-both-free-and-radical/#commentsFiled under: , , , , , , ,


Edge has an interview up with Free Radical co-founder Karl Hilton (no relation, we hope) where he discusses enemy AI, game design, and what it's like developing games in the marketplace right now. Particularly eye-opening is the fact that when they developed GoldenEye, their team was about as dozen people. These days, they consist of about 100 people, which is quite a step up in manpower.

The most interesting quote comes when he's asked about the full time scriptwriter they have working there. Hilton says, "The success of the Wii has showed how unimportant writing is to a huge chunk of the games market - and that market sector is growing." We'd have to disagree with that. Sure, you don't need a huge screenplay to make Wario Ware: Smooth Moves fun ... but those explanation screens that show you how to do each new move with the controller are extremely well written and funny. Now, if they could just hire Tom Stoppard to rewrite Cooking Mama.

They don't drop any new info about Star Wars Battlefront III, but he does talk about HAZE a bit, and it's worth checking out. They also just celebrated their 8th birthday on Friday, which practically makes them wise adults in the game development world.

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]]>Free RadicalFreeRadicalgame developmentGoldenEyeHazeKarl HiltonRareStar WarsTimesplittersKevin Kelly2007-04-02T14:28:00+00:00Today's most recreated video: Goldeneye Live Action N64http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/07/todays-most-recreated-video-goldeneye-live-action-n64/http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/07/todays-most-recreated-video-goldeneye-live-action-n64/http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/07/todays-most-recreated-video-goldeneye-live-action-n64/#commentsFiled under: , , , , ,


This is by no means new stuff, and might be old to some of you, but it's so darned good that we had to share it. Some people with a lot of time on their hands recreated GoldenEye in live-action goodness, complete with the score and sound effects from the game. That garage scene is FTW!

While that whining alarm sound brought back too many nightmares, this really makes us want to drag the N64 out of storage and hook it up, just to play GoldenEye again. If Nintendo sticks this on the Virtual Console, it'll go through the roof.

[Thanks, uakronkid]

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]]>GoldenEyejames BondJamesBondlive actionN64NintendoNintendo WiiVCVirtual ConsoleWiiKevin Kelly2007-03-07T00:01:00+00:00Ken Lobb thinks Crackdown is the best game EVARhttp://www.joystiq.com/2007/02/14/ken-lobb-thinks-crackdown-is-the-best-game-evar/http://www.joystiq.com/2007/02/14/ken-lobb-thinks-crackdown-is-the-best-game-evar/http://www.joystiq.com/2007/02/14/ken-lobb-thinks-crackdown-is-the-best-game-evar/#commentsFiled under: ,

Of course, being involved with the game's development may have swayed his opinion just a tad. Speaking to Newsweek's N'Gai Croal, Microsoft design director, Ken Lobb, drunkenly divulged that his very own GoldenEye 007 had been surpassed by the fun presented in Crackdown. Since Ken previously considered James Bond's N64 outing to be among the best games ever, it follows that Crackdown is among the bester games ever. It's not an unreasonable opinion to have; certainly not with all those supercops leaping over buildings and kicking crooks in the head.

Then again, Mr. Lobb once described Perfect Dark, which he also worked on, as "the best FPS ever, for any system, period." It's all very confusing, but if you want to extract a key piece of information here, it's that Ken Lobb is constantly working on the best game ever. Though we say that with tongue planted firmly in cheek, a positive mindset like that would probably be quite motivating in our rough games industry.

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]]>CrackdownGoldeneyeKen LobbKenLobbMGSMicrosoft Game StudiosMicrosoftGameStudiosPerfect DarkPerfectDarkLudwig Kietzmann2007-02-14T14:38:00+00:00Phil Harrison on Rare's declinehttp://www.joystiq.com/2007/01/03/phil-harrison-on-rares-decline/http://www.joystiq.com/2007/01/03/phil-harrison-on-rares-decline/http://www.joystiq.com/2007/01/03/phil-harrison-on-rares-decline/#commentsFiled under: , ,

On his Newsweek weblog, N'Gai Croal posts a brief exchange with Sony's Phil Harrison from October. The previously unpublished question asks Harrison's thoughts on why Rare has slid into irrelevance. Croal posted the question and answer because of the recent news about Rare's creators leaving the company.

Harrison does his best to remain diplomatic about the Microsoft-owned company and avoid the question. However, he alludes to Microsoft executives and corporate culture possibly disrupting Rare's style, although he also wonders if Rare's already secretive nature and inward focus hid industry trends from the company.

Is there any hope -- or reason to hope -- that Rare rebuilds itself? Or since its founders have left, should we just dust off our GoldenEye carts and reminisce?

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]]>GoldenEyeN'Gai CroalN'gaiCroalPhil HarrisonPhilHarrisonRareZack Stern2007-01-03T16:55:00+00:00Goldeneye: Source beta releasedhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/12/28/goldeneye-source-beta-released/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/12/28/goldeneye-source-beta-released/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/12/28/goldeneye-source-beta-released/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,

The 22-man team working to modernize Goldeneye 64 with the Source Engine have given everyone the perfect Christmas gift: a public beta showing off the fruits of their labor. (It's just a step above last year's present, the alpha version.)

The mod, which requires a Source-based game to work, has already garnered much attention over the years for the level of detail in its stage design and weaponry. All information, including known bugs, can be found on the developer Wiki. Here are some suggestions, via the mod's main website, on how to stabilize the game:
  • Check for and download latest video card drivers
  • A server with 10 people seems to work better
  • Have the Base SDK installed
  • Download the mod again on another mirror and reinstall the mod.
  • Turn HDR off
  • Turn shadow detail on low
A patch is being planned but no date has been determined.

[Thanks to everyone who sent this in!]

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]]>golden eyeGoldenEyehalf lifeHalfLifejames bondJamesBondmodsourcesteamvalveRoss Miller2006-12-28T12:25:00+00:00Nintendo wants GoldenEye backhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/29/nintendo-wants-goldeneye-back/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/29/nintendo-wants-goldeneye-back/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/29/nintendo-wants-goldeneye-back/#commentsFiled under: , , ,

Goldeneye MTV's Stephen Totilo recently grilled Nintendo's Reggie Fils-Aime about all things Wii. When questioned, the NoA president didn't hold back his desire to see GoldenEye returned to Nintendo's platform, revealing to Totilo, "Suffice it to say we would love to see [GoldenEye on Virtual Console], so we're exploring all the rights issues."

So how far is Nintendo willing to "explore"? If GoldenEye is to enjoy its homecoming, royalties could certainly be owed to Microsoft, which now owns developer Rare, and Activision, which scooped up the Bond license earlier this year. Judging by Reggie's comments -- "the pain is worth the gain" -- Nintendo may be willing to cut those checks.

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]]>GoldeneyeN64Nintendo 64Nintendo64RareVCVirtual ConsoleVirtualConsoleJames Ransom-Wiley2006-11-29T09:25:00+00:00Goldeneye throwback maps for download, Xbox Goldies onlyhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/01/goldeneye-throwback-maps-for-download-xbox-goldies-only/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/01/goldeneye-throwback-maps-for-download-xbox-goldies-only/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/01/goldeneye-throwback-maps-for-download-xbox-goldies-only/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,

Goldeneye (N64)Microsoft and Rare have released updated versions of Goldeneye's Facility and Temple (now "Ruin") multiplayer maps for use with Perfect Dark Zero. The pair is free to download, but only available to Xbox Live Gold members (hey, it pays to pay). Throw in a polished-up Complex, and we just might consider re-investing in this game.

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]]>007downloadGoldGoldeneyemapmultiplayerN64PDZPerfect Dark ZeroPerfectDarkZeroRareXbox LiveXboxLiveJames Ransom-Wiley2006-11-01T16:15:00+00:00Relive youth with GoldenEye Source trailerhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/10/04/relive-youth-with-goldeneye-source-trailer/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/10/04/relive-youth-with-goldeneye-source-trailer/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/10/04/relive-youth-with-goldeneye-source-trailer/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,

A team of fans is rebuilding GoldenEye 007 with the Half-Life 2 Source engine; that ought'a teach today's kids about good game design. The team just released an impressive trailer of its efforts, showcasing many of the recreated environments. While the project is still unfinished -- we'll call it "pre-cease-and-desist" -- you may soon be able to relive that Bond classic on a PC.

But let's take a moon-walking step backwards here. These rebuild-the-classic game projects seem aimed at the gamer who looks at how perfect life was back then, with the velour car seats and prom date. And wait a minute, GoldenEye came out less than ten years ago. (Replace "moon walk" with "pop-n-lock," "velour" with "neoprene," and "prom date" with "internet porn.") It's not like your N64 won't work with your new TV. You might even be able to download the original on the Wii.

Modders, we salute your ingenuity and desire to bring your GoldenEye experience to today's dirty, ungrateful youth. Judging from the video (embedded after the break), we know you've put a lot of work into the project. But why not spend that energy on making something unique? We know you can, and we want to play it.

[Thanks, nowhere]

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]]>Golden EyeGoldenEyehalf-lifeJanus SyndicateJanusSyndicateN64Nintendo64SourceZack Stern2006-10-04T08:55:00+00:00Treyarch developing Bond gamehttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/07/17/treyarch-developing-bond-game/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/07/17/treyarch-developing-bond-game/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/07/17/treyarch-developing-bond-game/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,

Those already picturing the mesmerizing possibilities of an action/adventure set in the world of financial loans will have to face disappointment yet again, as Ultimate Spider-Man developer Treyarch has been tapped by Activision to create a game starring the other and recently less valuable Bond. James Bond. Likely based on the upcoming film franchise reboot, Casino Royale, the game is targeting next-generation platforms and the general consensus that Bond games aren't worth a (Money) penny.

Having rescued the Bond license from the metallic hands that programmed Goldeneye: Rogue Agent, Activision will no doubt attempt to do right by Fleming fans if they wish to reap the rewards from their investment. Giving Treyarch the job seems like a good decision, certainly superior to that of placing a permanently disgruntled, blond man into the suave spy's shoes. Indeed, it seems preferable to place the gamer in those rocket-propelled shoes instead. Who wouldn't want to be a man of mystery (like, which STD does he have?) traipsing across the world, bedding foreign beauties and then killing said foreign beauties when they inevitably betray you? Also -- casino minigames!

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]]>007ActivisionBlond BondBlondBondCasino RoyaleCasinoRoyaleFPSGoldeneyeIan FlemingIanFlemingJames BondJamesBondSpider-ManTreyarchLudwig Kietzmann2006-07-17T17:00:00+00:00Goldeneye tested on 12 year-old, fails 'timeless' testhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/06/29/goldeneye-tested-on-12-year-old-fails-timeless-test/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/06/29/goldeneye-tested-on-12-year-old-fails-timeless-test/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/06/29/goldeneye-tested-on-12-year-old-fails-timeless-test/#commentsFiled under: , , ,

Goldeneye (N64)AddictedGeek.com recently dropped a N64, four controllers, and a copy of the much-beloved Goldeneye in front of a 12 year-old. Mind you, said 12 year-old, while a "confirmed geek," has never played a game that predates 2001. His entire gaming collection is firmly rooted in a high end PC, Xbox 360, and PS2.

So what was this young upstart's reaction to what many of us consider a 'timeless classic?' Well, the little bastard panned it:

"The single-player was one of the worst I have ever played ... I can see why it was so popular when it first came out, but nowadays very few aspects of the game stand out, and many more pull it back ... it wasn't long before we pulled out Halo 2." (Kids these days...)

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]]>geekGoldeneyeJames BondJamesBondmultiplayerN64Nintendo 64Nintendo64PCPlayStation 2Playstation2PS2Xbox 360Xbox360James Ransom-Wiley2006-06-29T17:25:00+00:00Video proof: FPS characters walk real funnyhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/06/14/video-proof-fps-characters-walk-real-funny/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/06/14/video-proof-fps-characters-walk-real-funny/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/06/14/video-proof-fps-characters-walk-real-funny/#commentsFiled under: , ,


You know how, in first person shooters, you're running all the time while observing the polygonal world down the barrel of a gun? Yeah, good times. As clear and undeniable proof that not only are video games not realistic but they're totally funny, we point you towards this Goldeneye spoof-video where our would be James Bond kicks his feet so high in the air, it reminds me of ... well, me in high school gym class I guess.

Check out the video (embedded after the break) while I drown my high school memories in round after round of XBLA UNO. Who's the nerd now?

[Via Cathode Tan]

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]]>GoldeneyeHumorJames BondJamesBondNintendo64RareChristopher Grant2006-06-14T18:05:00+00:00