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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Best of the Rest: Mike Suszek's picks of 2012]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2013/01/01/best-of-the-rest-mike-suszeks-picks-of-2012/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2013/01/01/best-of-the-rest-mike-suszeks-picks-of-2012/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2013/01/01/best-of-the-rest-mike-suszeks-picks-of-2012/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p class="noted"> Joystiq is revealing its <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/joystiq-best-of-2012">10 favorite games of 2012</a> throughout the week. Keep reading for more top selections and every writer's personal, impassioned picks in <a href="http://joystiq.com/tag/best-of-the-rest-2012">Best of the Rest</a> roundups.</p><div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2013/01/01/best-of-the-rest-mike-suszeks-picks-of-2012/" target="_self"><img alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2012/06/messi.jpg" /></a></div><strong><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/game/fifa-13"><em>FIFA Soccer 13</em></a></strong><br />I'd argue that sports games haven't quite accomplished what EA Canada managed to do this year with <em>FIFA 13</em>: Mix in a subtle sense of unpredictability that you'd expect from the sport the game represents. <em>FIFA 13</em>'s first touch controls forces players to calculate their decisions on the field more carefully than ever before, as one bad bounce can create an opening for your opponent. Layered with that unpredictability and an always-improving AI is the EA Sports Football Club Catalogue, which builds on the XP system pervasive throughout the game by offering players in-game rewards for their efforts. <em>FIFA 13</em> is a complete game, and is unquestionably my favorite sports game of 2012.<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2013/01/01/best-of-the-rest-mike-suszeks-picks-of-2012/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Best of the Rest: Mike Suszek's picks of 2012</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2013/01/01/best-of-the-rest-mike-suszeks-picks-of-2012/">Best of the Rest: Mike Suszek's picks of 2012</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Tue, 01 Jan 2013 11:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2013/01/01/best-of-the-rest-mike-suszeks-picks-of-2012/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/20414258/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2013/01/01/best-of-the-rest-mike-suszeks-picks-of-2012/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>best-of-2012</category><category>Best-of-the-Rest-2012</category><category>EA</category><category>EA-Canada</category><category>fifa-13</category><category>frog-fractions</category><category>ftl-faster-than-light</category><category>game-of-the-year-2012</category><category>GOTY-2012</category><category>ios</category><category>iphone</category><category>jellyvision</category><category>microsoft</category><category>mobile</category><category>new-super-mario-bros-u</category><category>nintendo</category><category>pc</category><category>playstation</category><category>ps3</category><category>subset-games</category><category>wii-u</category><category>xbox</category><category>you-dont-know-jack</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike Suszek]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2013 11:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You Don't Know Jack on eye oh ess now]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/12/13/you-dont-know-jack-on-ios/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2012/12/13/you-dont-know-jack-on-ios/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/12/13/you-dont-know-jack-on-ios/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"> <a class="hidden" href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/12/13/you-dont-know-jack-on-ios/" target="_self"><img alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-21-at-5.29.51-pm.png" /></a><iframe frameborder="0" height="340" id="viddler-72bcd24f" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="http://www.viddler.com/embed/72bcd24f/?f=1&amp;autoplay=0&amp;player=full&amp;secret=14189940&amp;loop=0&amp;nologo=0&amp;hd=0" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="530"></iframe></div><br /><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/game/you-dont-know-jack"><em>You Don't Know Jack</em></a> is available now as a free download on Apple mobile devices, developer Jellyvision announced today. The app is <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/you-dont-know-jack/id552164252">available through the App Store</a> for:<br /><br />A) iPad<br />S) iPhone<br />D) iPod Touch<br />F) All of the above, silly.<br /><br />The answer is F, which happens to be the first letter of Facebook, which was the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/08/26/you-dont-know-jack-ditching-facebook-credits-for-tokens-system/">latest platform</a> the irreverent trivia game found itself on before iOS. Both Facebook and iOS players have access to the same content, with Cookie Masterson taking on hosting duties.<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/12/13/you-dont-know-jack-on-ios/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>You Don't Know Jack on eye oh ess now</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/12/13/you-dont-know-jack-on-ios/">You Don't Know Jack on eye oh ess now</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 13 Dec 2012 23:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/12/13/you-dont-know-jack-on-ios/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/20402590/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/12/13/you-dont-know-jack-on-ios/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>ios</category><category>ipad</category><category>iphone</category><category>jellyvision</category><category>mobile</category><category>you-dont-know-jack</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Alexander Sliwinski]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 23:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You Don't Know Jack coming to iOS and Android in the 'very near future']]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/12/08/you-dont-know-jack-coming-to-ios-and-android-in-the-very-near/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2012/12/08/you-dont-know-jack-coming-to-ios-and-android-in-the-very-near/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/12/08/you-dont-know-jack-coming-to-ios-and-android-in-the-very-near/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center; "> <a class="hidden" href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/12/08/you-dont-know-jack-coming-to-ios-and-android-in-the-very-near/" target="_self"><img alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-21-at-5.29.51-pm.png" /></a><iframe frameborder="0" height="340" id="viddler-72bcd24f" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="http://www.viddler.com/embed/72bcd24f/?f=1&amp;autoplay=0&amp;player=full&amp;secret=14189940&amp;loop=0&amp;nologo=0&amp;hd=0" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="530"></iframe></div><br /><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/game/you-dont-know-jack"><em>You Don't Know Jack</em></a> will land on iOS in the "very near future," Jellyvision announced on their <a href="http://www.facebook.com/youdontknowjack/posts/501150306584778">Facebook</a> page. The announcement was coupled with the appropriately demeaning video seen above.<br /><br />Jellyvision began testing the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/youdontknowjack/posts/499833443383131">Android version</a> of the game recently, so no solid release date was announced for it.  Not that "the very near future" was helpful for iPhone and iPad users looking to get their trivia on.  The mobile versions of <em>You Don't Know Jack</em> were first announced in <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/04/08/you-dont-know-jack-coming-to-iphone-and-ipad/">April 2011</a>.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/12/08/you-dont-know-jack-coming-to-ios-and-android-in-the-very-near/">You Don't Know Jack coming to iOS and Android in the 'very near future'</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Sat, 08 Dec 2012 14:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/12/08/you-dont-know-jack-coming-to-ios-and-android-in-the-very-near/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/20397829/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/12/08/you-dont-know-jack-coming-to-ios-and-android-in-the-very-near/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>android</category><category>cookie-masterson</category><category>ios</category><category>ipad</category><category>iphone</category><category>jellyvision</category><category>mobile</category><category>trivia</category><category>ydkj</category><category>you-dont-know-jack</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike Suszek]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2012 14:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You Don't Know Jack ditching Facebook credits for Tokens system]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/08/26/you-dont-know-jack-ditching-facebook-credits-for-tokens-system/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2012/08/26/you-dont-know-jack-ditching-facebook-credits-for-tokens-system/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/08/26/you-dont-know-jack-ditching-facebook-credits-for-tokens-system/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center; "> <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/08/25/you-dont-know-jack-ditching-facebook-credits-for-tokens-system/"><img alt="You Don't Know Jack ditching Facebook credits for Tokens system" data-src-height="265" data-src-width="530" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2012/08/ydkj.png" style="margin: 4px; " /></a></div>We reported on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/game/you-dont-know-jack"><em>You Don't Know Jack</em></a> coming to <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/05/29/you-dont-know-jack-is-live-on-facebook-as-garish-and-fun-as-ev/">Facebook</a>, so it's only fair that we follow-up as the game sheds parts of its entrenchment in the service. <em>You Don't Know Jack </em>is ditching Facebook credits for "Tokens," which will "simplify things and allow you to earn your way to more free games," <a href="http://jellyvisiongames.com/forum/#/discussion/416/ydkj-news-flash">Jellyvision</a> writes.<br /><br />Tokens give Jellyvision more freedom while keeping much of the existing credits framework in place: "You'll use Tokens to play games, get Performance Enhancers and collect other stuff we'll be releasing in the near future, like hidden commercials, new lifelines and other stuff." That "other stuff" includes the ability to offer discounted games, something that Jellyvision can't do with Facebook credits.<br /><br />Players with games stashed up will see an even transfer once the Tokens switch takes place, whenever that may be.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/08/26/you-dont-know-jack-ditching-facebook-credits-for-tokens-system/">You Don't Know Jack ditching Facebook credits for Tokens system</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Sun, 26 Aug 2012 21:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/08/26/you-dont-know-jack-ditching-facebook-credits-for-tokens-system/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/20309375/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/08/26/you-dont-know-jack-ditching-facebook-credits-for-tokens-system/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>facebook</category><category>facebook-credits</category><category>jellyvision</category><category>mobile</category><category>pc</category><category>tokens</category><category>you-dont-know-jack</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica Conditt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2012 21:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You Don't Know Jack about proposals until you've seen this video]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/07/27/you-dont-know-jack-about-proposals-until-youve-seen-this-video/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2012/07/27/you-dont-know-jack-about-proposals-until-youve-seen-this-video/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/07/27/you-dont-know-jack-about-proposals-until-youve-seen-this-video/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="337" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gl542lYSL-0?wmode=opaque" width="599"></iframe><img alt="You Don't Know Jack about proposals until you've seen this video" data-src-height="326" data-src-width="599" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2012/07/marriageproposal599pxheaderimg512512.jpg" style="width: 599px; height: 326px; display:none" /></div><br />What happens when one Jellyvision superfan combines his love for <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/game/you-dont-know-jack"><em>You Don't Know Jack</em></a> with the adoration for his girlfriend? Cookie Masterson intervenes and ... well, you <em>really</em> should just watch the video and find out. "Adorable" comes to mind.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/07/27/you-dont-know-jack-about-proposals-until-youve-seen-this-video/">You Don't Know Jack about proposals until you've seen this video</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 27 Jul 2012 20:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/07/27/you-dont-know-jack-about-proposals-until-youve-seen-this-video/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/20288177/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/07/27/you-dont-know-jack-about-proposals-until-youve-seen-this-video/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>cookie-masterson</category><category>jellyvision</category><category>jellyvision-games</category><category>marriage-proposal</category><category>pc</category><category>proposal</category><category>you-dont-know-jack</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Gilbert]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2012 20:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You Don't Know Jack is live on Facebook, as garish and fun as ever]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/05/29/you-dont-know-jack-is-live-on-facebook-as-garish-and-fun-as-ev/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2012/05/29/you-dont-know-jack-is-live-on-facebook-as-garish-and-fun-as-ev/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/05/29/you-dont-know-jack-is-live-on-facebook-as-garish-and-fun-as-ev/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center; "> <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/05/29/you-dont-know-jack-is-live-on-facebook-as-garish-and-fun-as-ev/"><img alt="Image" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2012/05/ydkj.png" style="margin: 4px; width: 530px; height: 232px; " /></a></div>Our editor-in-chief just told everyone on staff, "You don't know jack," which at first we chalked up to another moment of him flaunting his immense gaming and grammatical intelligence while we all cower in terrified inadequacy. Turns out he wanted us to write a post, but now we don't know who this Jack guy is or why he's so newsworthy.<br /><br />Whatever - in unrelated news, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/game/you-dont-know-jack"><em>You Don't Know Jack</em></a> is now available for anyone to play on <a href="http://www.facebook.com/youdontknowjack/app_396393053713168">Facebook</a> and holy snack cakes, we just figured out what our EIC wanted us to write about. Now who's dumb, <em>huh</em>?<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/05/29/you-dont-know-jack-is-live-on-facebook-as-garish-and-fun-as-ev/">You Don't Know Jack is live on Facebook, as garish and fun as ever</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Tue, 29 May 2012 18:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/05/29/you-dont-know-jack-is-live-on-facebook-as-garish-and-fun-as-ev/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/20247079/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/05/29/you-dont-know-jack-is-live-on-facebook-as-garish-and-fun-as-ev/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>facebook</category><category>jellyvision</category><category>mac</category><category>mobile</category><category>pc</category><category>THQ</category><category>you-dont-know-jack</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica Conditt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 18:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You Don't Know Jack and Cookie Masterson want to be your new Facebook friends]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/05/23/you-dont-know-jack-and-cookie-masterson-want-to-be-your-new-fac/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2012/05/23/you-dont-know-jack-and-cookie-masterson-want-to-be-your-new-fac/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/05/23/you-dont-know-jack-and-cookie-masterson-want-to-be-your-new-fac/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center; "> <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/05/23/you-dont-know-jack-and-cookie-masterson-want-to-be-your-new-fac/"><img alt="Image" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2012/05/ydkjfacebookbitches530pxheaderimg.jpg" /></a></div>We don't know about you, but <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/game/you-dont-know-jack"><em>You Don't Know Jack</em></a>'s charismatic host Cookie Masterson sure seems like a swell fellow; the kind of guy who takes to Facebook only to post photos of cats doing silly things, and potentially show his friends pictures of his newly shaven dome. We say this because we now have a new way to interact with Mr. Masterson through - <em>you guessed it</em> - <em>You Don't Know Jack</em>, now on Facebook.<br /><br />The game is currently in closed beta, but I signed up to be a beta tester and was already in before this post was finished. Also, yup, I did play a round right quick, and it was <em>totally awesome</em>. In so many words, it's <em>You Don't Know Jack</em>, but played asychronously against Facebook friends. Rounds are shorter, and there's some microtransaction stuff in there, but it's pretty much the same game you've been playing (and loving) for 20 years.<br /><br />Regardless, it's free and seemingly unobtrusive in regards to your Facebook account, which sounds like a big winner to us.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/05/23/you-dont-know-jack-and-cookie-masterson-want-to-be-your-new-fac/">You Don't Know Jack and Cookie Masterson want to be your new Facebook friends</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 23 May 2012 14:30:00 EST.  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Having too good of a day at work? People around you just too pleasant? Wouldn't it be nice if the disembodied voice of a trivia game show host could eviscerate you for your ignorance of <em>Full House</em> trivia on the go?<br />
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Jellyvision has heard your pleas and answers back this morning with <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/game/you-dont-know-jack"><em>You Don't Know Jack</em></a>, coming to iOS devices at an unspecified date in the future. Though it doesn't seem to sport multiplayer, the porta-Jack does include 20 full episodes and Game Center support.<br />
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Go ahead, indulge your secret masochism in public ... we'll never tell.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/04/08/you-dont-know-jack-coming-to-iphone-and-ipad/">You Don't Know Jack coming to iPhone and iPad</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 08 Apr 2011 13:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/04/08/you-dont-know-jack-coming-to-iphone-and-ipad/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19907308/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/04/08/you-dont-know-jack-coming-to-iphone-and-ipad/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>ios</category><category>iphone</category><category>jellyvision</category><category>mobile</category><category>you-dont-know-jack</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2011 13:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You Don't Know Jack if you don't capitalize on this $20 deal]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/03/05/you-dont-know-jack-if-you-dont-capitalize-on-this-20-deal/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2011/03/05/you-dont-know-jack-if-you-dont-capitalize-on-this-20-deal/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/03/05/you-dont-know-jack-if-you-dont-capitalize-on-this-20-deal/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center; ">
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We can't really help you be smarter at earning money while playing Jellyvision's hilarious quiz bowl You Don't Know Jack -- but we can help you save money while acquiring said title: GameStop's marked down the Wii, PS3 and 360 versions of the inquisitive party game to $19.99.<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/03/05/you-dont-know-jack-if-you-dont-capitalize-on-this-20-deal/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>You Don't Know Jack if you don't capitalize on this $20 deal</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/03/05/you-dont-know-jack-if-you-dont-capitalize-on-this-20-deal/">You Don't Know Jack if you don't capitalize on this $20 deal</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Sat, 05 Mar 2011 14:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/03/05/you-dont-know-jack-if-you-dont-capitalize-on-this-20-deal/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19869288/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/03/05/you-dont-know-jack-if-you-dont-capitalize-on-this-20-deal/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>gamestop</category><category>jellyvision</category><category>microsoft</category><category>nintendo</category><category>playstation</category><category>ps3</category><category>wii</category><category>xbox</category><category>you-dont-know-jack</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Griffin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 05 Mar 2011 14:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You Don't Know Jack review: A not-so-trivial success]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/09/you-dont-know-jack-review/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/09/you-dont-know-jack-review/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/09/you-dont-know-jack-review/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/09/you-dont-know-jack-review/"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2011/02/dontknow.jpg" /></a></div>
Many of you probably do not, in fact, know Jack.<br />
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Though the "irreverent quiz show party game" was once overwhelming in presence, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/game/you-dont-know-jack"><em>You Don't Know Jack</em></a> has been the recipient of precisely one retail release (2003's <em>YDKJ: The Lost Gold</em>) in the past 11 years.<br />
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Now, the cult classic has finally made its debut on modern consoles, and though it may have learned a few new tricks along the way, it's the sadistic, hilarious comeback fans have been waiting for. <br />
<div class="postgallery"><p><strong>Gallery: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/you-dont-know-jack-0/">You Don't Know Jack</a></strong></p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/you-dont-know-jack-0/#3798293"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2011/01/js10.1.13.49-image33_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/you-dont-know-jack-0/#3798294"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2011/01/js10.1.13.49-image34_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/you-dont-know-jack-0/#3798295"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2011/01/js10.1.13.49-image35_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/you-dont-know-jack-0/#3798296"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2011/01/js10.1.13.49-image36_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/you-dont-know-jack-0/#3798297"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2011/01/js10.1.13.49-image37_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a></div><p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/09/you-dont-know-jack-review/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>You Don't Know Jack review: A not-so-trivial success</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/09/you-dont-know-jack-review/">You Don't Know Jack review: A not-so-trivial success</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 09 Feb 2011 10:25:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/09/you-dont-know-jack-review/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19835144/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/09/you-dont-know-jack-review/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Jellyvision</category><category>microsoft</category><category>nintendo</category><category>playstation</category><category>ps3</category><category>THQ</category><category>wii</category><category>xbox</category><category>YDKJ</category><category>you-dont-know-jack</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 10:25:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You Don't Know Jack pushed to Feb. 8]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/01/05/you-dont-know-jack-pushed-to-feb-8/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2011/01/05/you-dont-know-jack-pushed-to-feb-8/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/01/05/you-dont-know-jack-pushed-to-feb-8/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><img hspace="4" border="1" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2011/01/dummydely.jpg" alt="" /></div>
You've waited eight years for a proper <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/game/you-dont-know-jack"><em>You Don't Know Jack</em></a>, so can you wait an additional two weeks for the return of Cookie Masterson, without feeling like you're being <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfThqmJheQc">screwed</a>? THQ sure hopes so: The publisher has delayed the game's new iteration (appearing on 360, PS3, Wii, DS and PC) from January 25 to February 8.<br />
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In a fit of generosity that seems ... out of step with the series' rib-tickling misanthropy, Jellyvision has provided a web sample of the game to tide you over. <a href="http://www.youdontknowjack.com/episodes/e1/index.html?ie=UTF-8&amp;oe=UTF-8&amp;q=prettyphoto&amp;iframe=true&amp;width=640&amp;height=390">Enjoy</a>.<br />
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[Thanks, NordicOten]<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/01/05/you-dont-know-jack-pushed-to-feb-8/">You Don't Know Jack pushed to Feb. 8</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 05 Jan 2011 10:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/01/05/you-dont-know-jack-pushed-to-feb-8/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19787717/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/01/05/you-dont-know-jack-pushed-to-feb-8/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>delay</category><category>ds</category><category>jellyvision</category><category>microsoft</category><category>nintendo</category><category>pc</category><category>playstation</category><category>ps3</category><category>thq</category><category>wii</category><category>xbox</category><category>you-dont-know-jack</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 10:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You Don't Know Jack coming January 25]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/28/you-dont-know-jack-coming-january-25/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/28/you-dont-know-jack-coming-january-25/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/28/you-dont-know-jack-coming-january-25/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center; "><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/28/you-dont-know-jack-coming-january-25/"><img width="530" height="350" vspace="0" hspace="0" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/10/ydkjlogo530pxheaderimg.jpg" /></a></div>
Regardless of the game's title, we actually <em>do</em> know a little bit more this morning about <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/game/you-dont-know-jack">You Don't Know Jack</a></em>'s triumphant return. THQ has confirmed the game will be heading to Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Nintendo Wii and DS on January 25, 2011. Unlike the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/25/gamestop-lists-you-dont-know-jack-as-a-kinect-compatible-title/">recent GameStop listing</a>, no mention is made of Kinect regarding the game on Xbox 360. We're still hoping against all odds that the game will ship with a full-size PC keyboard, replete with finger-worn keys and shoddily placed <em>YDKJ</em> stickers.<br />
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Unlike the Wii and DS versions, the PS3 and 360 games will support online multiplayer. Every version of the game will include "classic quiz modes" in "DisOrDat" and "Jack Attack," not to mention new modes like "Wrong Answer of the Game" wherein, presumably, the goal is to get questions wrong. We're especially glad to hear about that new mode, considering <em>YDKJ</em> losses are <em>really</em> our forte.<div class="postgallery"><p><strong>Gallery: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/you-dont-know-jack/">You Don't Know Jack</a></strong></p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/you-dont-know-jack/#3517244"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/10/ydkj-ds-cover_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/you-dont-know-jack/#3517245"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/10/ydkj-ps3-cover_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/you-dont-know-jack/#3517247"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/10/ydkj-wii-cover_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/you-dont-know-jack/#3517248"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/10/ydkj-xbox360-cover_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/you-dont-know-jack/#3517261"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/10/ydkjlogo_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a></div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/28/you-dont-know-jack-coming-january-25/">You Don't Know Jack coming January 25</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 28 Oct 2010 13:40:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/28/you-dont-know-jack-coming-january-25/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19693131/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/28/you-dont-know-jack-coming-january-25/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>ds</category><category>jellyvision</category><category>microsoft</category><category>nintendo</category><category>playstation</category><category>ps3</category><category>q1-2011</category><category>release-date</category><category>thq</category><category>wii</category><category>xbox</category><category>you-dont-know-jack</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Gilbert]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 13:40:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gamestop lists You Don't Know Jack as a Kinect-compatible title]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/25/gamestop-lists-you-dont-know-jack-as-a-kinect-compatible-title/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/25/gamestop-lists-you-dont-know-jack-as-a-kinect-compatible-title/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/25/gamestop-lists-you-dont-know-jack-as-a-kinect-compatible-title/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/25/gamestop-lists-you-dont-know-jack-as-a-kinect-compatible-title/"><img vspace="0" hspace="0" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-21-at-5.29.51-pm.png" /></a></div>
Remember the difficult keyboard-sharing procedures you and your friends had to adopt when playing the original <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/game/you-dont-know-jack"><em>You Don't Know Jack</em></a> with three players? If the 
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 for the upcoming entry into the trivia franchise is correct, you won't have to keep in such close proximity this time around -- the game is mentioned under a GameStop <a href="http://www.gamestop.com/gs/kinect/?loc=kinectimage">splash page</a> in a list of Kinect-compatible games.<br />
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We've contacted THQ to find out if the retailer's listing is on the level, and if so, what kind of gestures the game will be able to recognize. Most importantly, we <em>need</em> to know if it's going to work with the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/07/game-boat-accessory-ideal-for-kinect-adventures-perfect-for-t/">Game Boat</a>. Otherwise, what's the point?<br />
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[Thanks, Exnihilio13!]<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/25/gamestop-lists-you-dont-know-jack-as-a-kinect-compatible-title/">Gamestop lists You Don't Know Jack as a Kinect-compatible title</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Mon, 25 Oct 2010 14:40:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/25/gamestop-lists-you-dont-know-jack-as-a-kinect-compatible-title/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19688318/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/25/gamestop-lists-you-dont-know-jack-as-a-kinect-compatible-title/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>gamestop</category><category>jellyvision</category><category>kinect</category><category>microsoft</category><category>thq</category><category>trivia</category><category>xbox</category><category>you-dont-know-jack</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Griffin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 14:40:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You Don't Know Jack rated by ESRB for 360, Wii, PS3]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/09/23/you-dont-know-jack-rated-by-esrb-for-360-wii-ps3/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2010/09/23/you-dont-know-jack-rated-by-esrb-for-360-wii-ps3/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/09/23/you-dont-know-jack-rated-by-esrb-for-360-wii-ps3/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/weird-but-true/" rel="tag">Weird But True</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/opinions/" rel="tag">Opinions</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/new-in-pop-culture/" rel="tag">New In Pop Culture</a></p><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/09/23/you-dont-know-jack-rated-by-esrb-for-360-wii-ps3/"><img hspace="0" border="1" vspace="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-21-at-5.29.51-pm.png" /></a></div>
Here's why it's important to beat the ESRB when spilling details on your game. We were so excited to see a listing for THQ's revamped <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/game/you-dont-know-jack"><em>You Don't Know Jack</em></a> on Wii, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 ... until we read the description and examples of <em>YDKJ</em>'s "crude humor."<br />
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"The ending credits contain audio commercials of fictitious TV reality programs (e.g., "Farting with the Stars"), which are accompanied by loud flatulent sound effects."<br />
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Huh. Well, that sounds ... umm.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/09/23/you-dont-know-jack-rated-by-esrb-for-360-wii-ps3/">You Don't Know Jack rated by ESRB for 360, Wii, PS3</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 23 Sep 2010 09:15:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/09/23/you-dont-know-jack-rated-by-esrb-for-360-wii-ps3/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19645634/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/09/23/you-dont-know-jack-rated-by-esrb-for-360-wii-ps3/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>jellyvision</category><category>microsoft</category><category>nintendo</category><category>playstation</category><category>ps3</category><category>thq</category><category>wii</category><category>xbox</category><category>you-dont-know-jack</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 09:15:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You Don't Know Jack is coming back]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/06/22/you-dont-know-jack-is-coming-back/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2010/06/22/you-dont-know-jack-is-coming-back/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/06/22/you-dont-know-jack-is-coming-back/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/weird-but-true/" rel="tag">Weird But True</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/opinions/" rel="tag">Opinions</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/new-in-pop-culture/" rel="tag">New In Pop Culture</a></p><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/06/22/you-dont-know-jack-is-coming-back/"><img hspace="0" border="1" vspace="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-21-at-5.29.51-pm.png" /></a></div>
A little part of gaming history died when the final <a href="http://joystiq.com/tag/you-dont-know-jack"><em>You Don't Know Jack</em></a> episode went <a href="http://www.youdontknowjack.com/">live on Jellyvision's website</a>. Fortunately, if you thought that was the end of <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/12/21/did-you-know-you-dont-know-jack-is-back/">the long run</a> for the classic quiz games, then you don't ... well, you know. As originally heard on <a href="http://www.giantbomb.com/news/have-a-cookie-the-return-of-you-dont-know-jack/2202/">the Giant Bomb podcast</a> and later <a href="http://www.youdontknowjack.com/node/598">confirmed on the official site</a>, Jellyvision is partnering up to THQ to bring the series back yet again. <br />
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More details are expected later this year, so we don't know just yet if this is a new game or simply a new way to play the old ones (a release on XBLA or PSN would be nice). Show host Cookie says on <a href="http://www.giantbomb.com/podcast/?podcast_id=164">the Bombcast intro</a> that he's been working on a game for three months already, so a new title isn't out of the question. Either way, we can't wait to get <em>Jack</em> back. Life just hasn't been the same without a good Jack Attack every once in a while -- remember the clue!<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/06/22/you-dont-know-jack-is-coming-back/">You Don't Know Jack is coming back</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Tue, 22 Jun 2010 09:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/06/22/you-dont-know-jack-is-coming-back/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19525341/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/06/22/you-dont-know-jack-is-coming-back/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>games</category><category>jellyvision</category><category>pc</category><category>quiz</category><category>thq</category><category>ydkj</category><category>you-dont-know-jack</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike Schramm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 09:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jellyvision suing Aflac over 'You Don't Know Jack' parody]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/28/jellyvision-suing-aflac-over-you-dont-know-jack-parody/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/28/jellyvision-suing-aflac-over-you-dont-know-jack-parody/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/28/jellyvision-suing-aflac-over-you-dont-know-jack-parody/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/news/story/989108.html"><img hspace="0" border="1" vspace="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/01/gamyoudontknowquack580.jpg" /></a></div>
Now, see, we were pretty certain that nobody was still working for Jellyvision -- however, we wouldn't be willing to risk a pricey copyright infringement suit over that assertion. <a href="http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/news/story/989108.html">According to the Columbus Ledger-Enquirer</a>, Aflac recently drew the ire of the developer by designing a new web-based promotion titled <a href="http://youdontknowquack.com/"><em>You Don't Know Quack</em></a>. Jellyvision now seeks a court order to prevent Aflac from trademarking the title, as well as monetary damages. Hopefully, if the studio wins, they'll spend said damages on developing a new <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/you-dont-know-jack"><em>You Don't Know Jack</em></a>, and not, you know, <em>yachts</em>.<br />
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However, we really don't see the similarities between the two games. One is a hilarious and entertaining series of trivia games, and one is an interactive commercial featuring that talking duck which has <em>never, ever, ever</em> been funny.<br />
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[Via <a href="http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/26959/You_Dont_Know_Jack_Creator_Jellyvision_Sues_Aflac.php?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+GamasutraNews+%28Gamasutra+News%29">Gamasutra</a>]<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/28/jellyvision-suing-aflac-over-you-dont-know-jack-parody/">Jellyvision suing Aflac over 'You Don't Know Jack' parody</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 28 Jan 2010 02:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/news/story/989108.html>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/28/jellyvision-suing-aflac-over-you-dont-know-jack-parody/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19333838/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/28/jellyvision-suing-aflac-over-you-dont-know-jack-parody/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>aflac</category><category>copyright-infringement</category><category>insurance</category><category>jellyvision</category><category>lawsuit</category><category>promotion</category><category>you-dont-know-jack</category><category>you-dont-know-quack</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Griffin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 02:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jellyvision getting back into the games biz]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/jellyvision-getting-back-into-the-games-biz/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/jellyvision-getting-back-into-the-games-biz/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/jellyvision-getting-back-into-the-games-biz/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/business/" rel="tag">Business</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://it.tmcnet.com/news/2008/08/12/3597584.htm"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/jellyvisionplay.jpg"  alt="" /></a><br /></div>
We couldn't be more excited about this news, so brace yourself: Jellyvision, creators of the <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/YouDontKnowJack/"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/search/?q=You%20Don%27t%20Know%20Jack">You Don't Know Jack</a></a> </em>series, are coming back to the games business. <img alt="" src="file:///C:/DOCUME~1/Justin/LOCALS~1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg" /> As new head of Jellyvision Games Mike Bilder said in a recent release, the company's mission is now to "build huge new brands that run on every platform that makes sense -- the three consoles, PC, mobile, handheld, coin-op, Vegas. And, of course, we're going to start by truly reincarnating <em>You Don't Know Jack</em>."<br /><br />We're giddy at the thought of games that, as company CEO Harry Gottlieb said, "combine the social dynamics created by great board games, with the thrill and story arc of great television game shows." But ... and we almost hate to say it out loud ... could this also mean that an English <em>Seaman 2</em> might be just a little more plausible?<br /><br />(P.S. If you want to warm up on some <em>Jack</em> right now, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/20/you-dont-know-jack-full-episodes-online/">you totally can</a>.)<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/jellyvision-getting-back-into-the-games-biz/">Jellyvision getting back into the games biz</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://it.tmcnet.com/news/2008/08/12/3597584.htm>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/jellyvision-getting-back-into-the-games-biz/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1288549/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/jellyvision-getting-back-into-the-games-biz/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>jellyvision</category><category>you-dont-know-jack</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You Don't Know Jack to become part of Yahoo! Games]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/26/you-dont-know-jack-to-become-part-of-yahoo-games/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/26/you-dont-know-jack-to-become-part-of-yahoo-games/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/26/you-dont-know-jack-to-become-part-of-yahoo-games/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/pc/" rel="tag">PC</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/online/" rel="tag">Online</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/casual/" rel="tag">Casual</a></p><div align="center"><object width="490" height="295">
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<br />If in-game statistics are to be believed, most of you don't know jack about the new, online version of <a href="http://youdontknowjack.com/"><em>You Don't Know Jack</em></a>. Something is seriously wrong with the state of gaming when even the <a href="http://youdontknowjack.com/category?c=mostplayed">most-played editions</a> of the funniest, cleverest, and overall best trivia quiz ever created can't even top 100,000 plays after <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/12/21/did-you-know-you-dont-know-jack-is-back/">over a year on the interwebs</a> (despite being absolutely free to play!). The show even has an <a href="http://www.google.com/ig/add?feedurl=http%3A%2F%2Fyoudontknowjack.com%2Frss.xml">RSS feed</a> to remind you of the daily updates, for goodness sakes. What's are you waiting for, people? <em>Halo 3</em> will still be there in five minutes. Broaden your gaming horizons!<br /><br />Luckily, someone at Yahoo! recognized the genius of <em>Jack</em> more than all of you, because <em>Fortune Small Business</em> is <a href="http://money.cnn.com/2008/02/20/smbusiness/know_jack.fsb/">reporting</a> that the company has signed on to distribute the game on its popular <a href="http://games.yahoo.com">casual games network</a>. No details on exactly how the alliance will work, but hopefully some of the site's 17 million monthly users will be able to stray away from hits like <a href="http://get.games.yahoo.com/proddesc?gamekey=dressshophop"><em>Dress Shop Hop</em></a> and <a href="http://get.games.yahoo.com/proddesc?gamekey=sallyssalon"><em>Sally's Salon</em></a> for some delightfully raunchy trivia fun. Hmmm ... then again, maybe Yahoo!'s audience isn't the best fit for this kind of content. Note to Microsoft: we would not be adverse to the idea of an Xbox Live Version of this game. Nope, not adverse at all ...<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/26/you-dont-know-jack-to-become-part-of-yahoo-games/">You Don't Know Jack to become part of Yahoo! Games</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:25:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://money.cnn.com/2008/02/20/smbusiness/know_jack.fsb/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/26/you-dont-know-jack-to-become-part-of-yahoo-games/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1125124/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/26/you-dont-know-jack-to-become-part-of-yahoo-games/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>jellyvision</category><category>PC</category><category>Yahoo</category><category>Yahoo Games</category><category>Yahoo-Games</category><category>YahooGames</category><category>YDKJ</category><category>you don't know jack</category><category>you-dont-know-jack</category><category>YouDon'tKnowJack</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kyle Orland]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:25:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Best of the rest: Ross' picks]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2007/01/01/best-of-the-rest-ross-picks/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2007/01/01/best-of-the-rest-ross-picks/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2007/01/01/best-of-the-rest-ross-picks/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/ds/" rel="tag">Nintendo DS</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/mac/" rel="tag">Mac</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/pc/" rel="tag">PC</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/wii/" rel="tag">Nintendo Wii</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/adventure/" rel="tag">Adventure</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/firstpersonshooters/" rel="tag">First Person Shooters</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/online/" rel="tag">Online</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/puzzle/" rel="tag">Puzzle</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/rpgs/" rel="tag">RPGs</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/sports/" rel="tag">Sports</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/meta-about-joystiq/" rel="tag">Meta (about Joystiq)</a></p><div style="text-align: center;"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/01/lumines-live_425.jpg" /></div>
<em><strong>Lumines Live! </strong></em>(XBLA)<br />
On a big screen with surround sound, Q Entertainment's Lumines Live was easily the most-played game in my library (if you stretch the definition of library to digitally distributed titles). Although I <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/10/18/lumines-live-is-lacking-in-modes/">railed</a> <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/10/19/mizuguchi-defends-lumines-live/">against</a> how microtransactions were implemented in this title and still think the extent to which they disclosed the dearth of features was misleading, both the Basic and Advanced Pack got more than enough play time, as did the multiplayer. It is the best Xbox Live Arcade title since <span style="font-style: italic;">Geometry Wars.</span><p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/01/01/best-of-the-rest-ross-picks/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Best of the rest: Ross' picks</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/01/01/best-of-the-rest-ross-picks/">Best of the rest: Ross' picks</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 16:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/01/01/best-of-the-rest-ross-picks/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/727208/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/01/01/best-of-the-rest-ross-picks/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>2006</category><category>best</category><category>bethesda</category><category>Bethesda-Softworks</category><category>Big Brain Academy</category><category>BigBrainAcademy</category><category>bookworm adventures</category><category>BookwormAdventures</category><category>Brain Age</category><category>BrainAge</category><category>Burger King</category><category>BurgerKing</category><category>Capcom</category><category>Capcom-Production-Studio-1</category><category>Chibi Robo</category><category>ChibiRobo</category><category>Cooking</category><category>Cooking-Mama</category><category>Cooking-Mama-Ltd</category><category>Dead-Rising</category><category>DS</category><category>game of the year</category><category>GameOfTheYear</category><category>ghost recon</category><category>GhostRecon</category><category>goty</category><category>Jellyvision</category><category>lumines</category><category>Mac</category><category>Majesco-Entertainment</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>Minigames</category><category>Nintendo</category><category>oblivion</category><category>PC</category><category>q entertainment</category><category>QEntertainment</category><category>recap</category><category>Rockstar</category><category>Survival-Horror</category><category>Table Tennis</category><category>TableTennis</category><category>tetris</category><category>tetsuya mizuguchi</category><category>TetsuyaMizuguchi</category><category>Wii</category><category>xbla</category><category>xbox live</category><category>Xbox-360</category><category>XboxLive</category><category>You Don\\\'t Know Jack</category><category>YouDon\\\'tKnowJack</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ross Miller]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2007 16:00:00 EST</pubDate></item></channel></rss>