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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Vicious Engine 2 adds Wii, PS2 and PSP]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/19/vicious-engine-2-adds-wii-ps2-and-psp/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/19/vicious-engine-2-adds-wii-ps2-and-psp/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/19/vicious-engine-2-adds-wii-ps2-and-psp/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.businesswire.com/portal/site/home/permalink/?ndmViewId=news_view&amp;newsId=20100218005588&amp;newsLang=en"><img vspace="0" hspace="0" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/02/viciouscycleheaderimg580px11.jpg" /></a></div>
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Vicious Cycle today <a href="http://www.businesswire.com/portal/site/home/permalink/?ndmViewId=news_view&amp;newsId=20100218005588&amp;newsLang=en">announced</a> that the second iteration of its Vicious Engine is getting set to ... <em>viciously tear apart</em> the innards of the Wii, PlayStation 2 and PSP. Wait, that doesn't sound very nice at all! What we mean to say is that the engine that brought you <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond">Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond</a></em> for XBLA is heading to ... okay, that's not helping too much either. Anyway, for the past year, Vicious Engine 2 has been available for the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, but today's news announces the game creation tools' ubiquity across pretty much everything else. <br />
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Vicious Cycle will be next showing off the engine for the aforementioned consoles at GDC next month, where game industry folks and journalists will get a chance to see it in action. With any luck, they won't be deterred by the "Vicious Cycle" signs surrounding the booth.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/19/vicious-engine-2-adds-wii-ps2-and-psp/">Vicious Engine 2 adds Wii, PS2 and PSP</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 19 Feb 2010 06:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.businesswire.com/portal/site/home/permalink/?ndmViewId=news_view&amp;newsId=20100218005588&amp;newsLang=en>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/19/vicious-engine-2-adds-wii-ps2-and-psp/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19363625/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/19/vicious-engine-2-adds-wii-ps2-and-psp/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>gdc</category><category>gdc-2010</category><category>matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond</category><category>Nintendo</category><category>vicious-cycle</category><category>vicious-engine</category><category>vicious-engine-2</category><category>viciouscycle</category><category>Wii</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Gilbert]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 06:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Serious Sam HD tops XBLA January sales]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/16/serious-sam-hd-tops-xbla-january-sales/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/16/serious-sam-hd-tops-xbla-january-sales/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/16/serious-sam-hd-tops-xbla-january-sales/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.gamerbytes.com/2010/02/indepth_xbox_live_arcade_sales_6.php"><img vspace="0" hspace="0" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/01/ssam-xbla.jpg" /></a></div>
We've flipped another page on the giant-sized "Helicopters of <em>50 Cent: Blood on the Sand</em>" calendar at Joystiq HQ, and that means it's time once again for <a href="http://www.gamerbytes.com/2010/02/indepth_xbox_live_arcade_sales_6.php">GamerBytes</a>' terrific look at the month's XBLA sales. The big winner for January was <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/serious-sam-hd-the-first-encounter"><em>Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter</em></a>, which had over 35,000 players by month's end, followed by<em> Vandal Hearts: Flames of Judgment,</em> which brought in nearly 21,000.<br />
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The "You're Bumming Us Out" award for January has to go to <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond"><em>Matt Hazard: Blood, Bath and Beyond</em></a>, which has no data "as the game appears to have broken lists." Seriously, <em>Matt Hazard: BBB</em>, you're bumming us out.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/16/serious-sam-hd-tops-xbla-january-sales/">Serious Sam HD tops XBLA January sales</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.gamerbytes.com/2010/02/indepth_xbox_live_arcade_sales_6.php>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/16/serious-sam-hd-tops-xbla-january-sales/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19359962/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/16/serious-sam-hd-tops-xbla-january-sales/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond</category><category>serious-sam-hd-the-first-encounter</category><category>xbla</category><category>xbox-live</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Matt Hazard: Blood Bath &amp; Beyond receives postmortem]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/01/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond-gets-postmortemed/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/01/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond-gets-postmortemed/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/01/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond-gets-postmortemed/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.gamasutra.com/view/feature/4262/postmortem_vicious_cycles_matt_.php?page=3"><em><img vspace="0" hspace="0" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/01/matthazardxblapsn580.jpg" alt="" /><br />
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<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond"><em>Matt Hazard: Blood Bath &amp; Beyond</em></a> was in the unfortunate position of being a not-so-bad follow-up to a pretty darn bad game. As if we needed to feel even worse for it, <a href="http://www.gamasutra.com/view/feature/4262/postmortem_vicious_cycles_matt_.php?page=3">Gamasutra</a> has released one of its all-too-humanizing postmortems centered on the PSN and XBLA release.<br />
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Developer Vicious Cycle's revelations about underestimating the work a downloadable game would take are interesting, but we're kind of disappointed that the "What went wrong" section isn't just "The first Matt Hazard game" in big letters.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/01/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond-gets-postmortemed/">Matt Hazard: Blood Bath &amp; Beyond receives postmortem</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Mon, 01 Feb 2010 19:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.gamasutra.com/view/feature/4262/postmortem_vicious_cycles_matt_.php?page=3>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/01/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond-gets-postmortemed/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19340513/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/01/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond-gets-postmortemed/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>matt-hazard</category><category>matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>psn</category><category>vicious-cycle-software</category><category>xbla</category><category>Xbox-360</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 19:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[PSN Thursday: Into the Dark Void of 2010]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/07/psn-thursday-into-the-dark-void-of-2010/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/07/psn-thursday-into-the-dark-void-of-2010/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/07/psn-thursday-into-the-dark-void-of-2010/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/01/playstation-store-update-118/"><img vspace="0" hspace="0" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/01/darkvoid5801-1.jpg" /><br />
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Today's <a href="http://joystiq.com/tag/psn-thursday">PSN update</a>, the first of 2010, isn't exactly packed, but there's some good stuff in there. Check out the <em>Dark Void</em> and <em>Matt Hazard</em> demos. There's also the latest <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/Borderlands/"><em>Borderlands</em></a> expansion pack, which takes players to the Underdome. On PSP, there's a whole lotta comics to download. Check out the full PSN update after the break.<br />
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<div align="center"><small>(Note: Continue past the break to view both release lists.)</small></div><p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/07/psn-thursday-into-the-dark-void-of-2010/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>PSN Thursday: Into the Dark Void of 2010</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/07/psn-thursday-into-the-dark-void-of-2010/">PSN Thursday: Into the Dark Void of 2010</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:55:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/01/playstation-store-update-118/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/07/psn-thursday-into-the-dark-void-of-2010/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19307695/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/07/psn-thursday-into-the-dark-void-of-2010/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Dark-Void</category><category>dlc</category><category>matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond</category><category>PSN</category><category>PSN-Store</category><category>PSN-Thursday</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Alexander Sliwinski]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:55:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[X3F TV -- XBLA in Brief: Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/06/x3f-tv-xbla-in-brief-matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/06/x3f-tv-xbla-in-brief-matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/06/x3f-tv-xbla-in-brief-matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/x3f-tv/" rel="tag">X3F TV</a></p><center><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="580" height="346" id="viddler_fed766df"><param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/simple/fed766df/" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="flashvars" value="tubemogulid=TD-Q0P-W10" /><embed src="http://www.viddler.com/simple/fed766df/" width="580" height="346" flashvars="tubemogulid=TD-Q0P-W10" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" name="viddler_fed766df"></embed></object></center>This week on <a href="http://joystiq.com/tag/xbla">XBLA</a>, we've got<em> Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond</em>. Like its retail predecessor, <em>Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard</em>, <em>Blood Bath and Beyond</em> is an action game that parodies <em>other</em> video games. Thankfully, the gameplay seems to hold up its end of the bargain this time, offering a decent hardcore shooter experience, though the 1200<img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.xbox360fanboy.com/media/2007/11/microsoftpointslogosmall.gif" alt="" /> ($15) seems a bit steep. Check out the latest <a href="http://joystiq.com/tag/xbla-in-brief">XBLA in Brief</a> and see if <em>Blood Bath and Beyond</em> is for you.<br />
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</a></strong><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/06/x3f-tv-xbla-in-brief-matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/">X3F TV -- XBLA in Brief: Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:46:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/06/x3f-tv-xbla-in-brief-matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19305261/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/06/x3f-tv-xbla-in-brief-matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond</category><category>matt-hazzard</category><category>vicious-cycle-software</category><category>video</category><category>x3f-tv</category><category>xbla</category><category>xbla-in-brief</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Richard Mitchell]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:46:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[This Wednesday: Matt Hazard brings 'Blood Bath &amp; Beyond' to XBLA, PSN on Thursday]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/04/this-wednesday-matt-hazard-brings-blood-bath-and-beyond-to-xbla/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/04/this-wednesday-matt-hazard-brings-blood-bath-and-beyond-to-xbla/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/04/this-wednesday-matt-hazard-brings-blood-bath-and-beyond-to-xbla/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://majornelson.com/archive/2010/01/04/this-week-on-arcade-matt-hazard-blood-bath-amp-beyond.aspx"><img hspace="4" border="1" vspace="4" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/01/matthazardxblapsn580.jpg" /></a></div>
Faux video game legend Matt Hazard returns (this time, <em>for real</em>) in <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond"><em>Blood Bath &amp; Beyond</em></a>, blasting his way onto XBLA and PSN this Wednesday and Thursday, respectively. The 2D side-scroller has the protagonist battling through his "classic" gaming past, fighting "pirates to penguins; lighthouses to laser-wielding astronauts; Mounties to mechanical rhinos" for $15 (<span class="album_title">1200<img border="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.xbox360fanboy.com/media/2007/11/microsoftpointslogosmall.gif" />).</span><br />
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The idea behind <em>Matt Hazard</em> sounds so perfect on paper: take thirty years of video game cliches and mock them. Sadly, as evidenced by Matt Hazard's first outing, <a href="http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/xbox360/eatleadthereturnofmatthazard?q=matt%20hazard"><em>Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard</em></a>, instead of creating humor from the conventions, it ironically relied on them for the core gameplay -- thus, creating a game that invariably could mock itself and was its own punchline. Hopefully, this time around <em>Hazard</em> will make the jokes instead of being one.<br />
<div class="postgallery"><p><strong>Gallery: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/">Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond</a></strong></p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/#2405073"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/10/2009-10-29_14-06-12_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/#2405074"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/10/2009-10-29_14-06-28_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/#2405075"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/10/2009-10-29_14-06-25_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/#2405076"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/10/2009-10-29_14-06-30_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/#2405077"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/10/2009-10-29_14-06-17_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a></div><br />
<a href="http://majornelson.com/archive/2010/01/04/this-week-on-arcade-matt-hazard-blood-bath-amp-beyond.aspx">Source</a> -- This week on Arcade: Matt Hazard [Major Nelson]<br />
<a href="http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/01/parody-alert-matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond-comes-to-psn-this-week/">Source</a> -- Parody Alert!!! Matt Hazard [PS Blog]<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/04/this-wednesday-matt-hazard-brings-blood-bath-and-beyond-to-xbla/">This Wednesday: Matt Hazard brings 'Blood Bath &amp; Beyond' to XBLA, PSN on Thursday</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Mon, 04 Jan 2010 15:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/04/this-wednesday-matt-hazard-brings-blood-bath-and-beyond-to-xbla/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19302222/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/04/this-wednesday-matt-hazard-brings-blood-bath-and-beyond-to-xbla/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>d3-publisher</category><category>matt-hazard</category><category>matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond</category><category>PSN</category><category>PSN-Store</category><category>PSN-Thursday</category><category>this-wednesday</category><category>vicious-cycle-software</category><category>XBLA</category><category>XblaWednesday</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Alexander Sliwinski]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 15:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody for charity: Retro Matt Hazard stuff on eBay]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/17/parody-for-charity-retro-matt-hazard-stuff-on-ebay/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/17/parody-for-charity-retro-matt-hazard-stuff-on-ebay/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/17/parody-for-charity-retro-matt-hazard-stuff-on-ebay/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<center><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-promo-items/"><img hspace="0" border="1" vspace="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/12/matthazard1216.jpg" /></a><br />
<small>click to go down Fake Memory Lane in our gallery</small></center>The best part of the <em><a href="http://joystiq.com/tag/matt-hazard">Matt Hazard</a> </em>series, in our opinion, is the part that doesn't exist -- the fake retro series which the <em>new</em> games pretend to reboot. While the classic <em>Matt Hazard</em> games aren't precisely <em>real</em>, you can now buy the cartridges on eBay. To benefit Child's Play, D3 is selling mockup <em>Hazard </em>memorabilia, including nonfunctional game cartridges and functional <em>Haz-Matt Carts</em> shirts -- and, of course, slap bracelets -- <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;item=300378252112&amp;ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT">in</a> <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;item=300378252008&amp;ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT">four</a> <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;item=300378251940&amp;ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT">simultaneous</a> <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;item=300378251622&amp;ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT">auctions</a>.<br />
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It's kind of the opposite of digital distribution: instead of getting a game without physical media, delivered over the internet, you'll get cartridges with no <em>game</em> inside through the mail.<br />
<div class="postgallery"><p><strong>Gallery: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-promo-items/">Matt Hazard promo items</a></strong></p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-promo-items/#2540080"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/12/matthazardebay121602_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-promo-items/#2540081"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/12/matthazardebay121601_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a></div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/17/parody-for-charity-retro-matt-hazard-stuff-on-ebay/">Parody for charity: Retro Matt Hazard stuff on eBay</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 17 Dec 2009 02:25:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;item=300378252008&amp;ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/17/parody-for-charity-retro-matt-hazard-stuff-on-ebay/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19284001/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/17/parody-for-charity-retro-matt-hazard-stuff-on-ebay/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>charity</category><category>ebay</category><category>matt-hazard</category><category>matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>parody</category><category>retro</category><category>Xbox-360</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[JC Fletcher]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 02:25:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond dated for Jan. 6]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/01/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond-dated-for-jan-6/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/01/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond-dated-for-jan-6/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/01/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond-dated-for-jan-6/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><img width="580" vspace="0" hspace="0" height="350" border="0" align="middle" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/11/dexter-mana.jpg" /></div>
D3Publisher's <a href="http://joystiq.com/tag/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond"><em>Matt Hazard: Blood Bath &amp; Beyond</em></a> now has a date with both Xbox Live and the PlayStation Network. It will arrive on January 6 and 7 on Microsoft and Sony's platforms, respectively. Playing on the same camp featured in the original retail <a href="http://joystiq.com/tag/eat-lead-the-return-of-matt-hazard"><em>Matt Hazard</em></a> game -- which parodied other games and featured an aging video game star -- <em>Blood Bath &amp; Beyond</em> is a 2D shooter in the same vein as many classics like <em>Contra</em> and <em>Bionic Commando</em>.<br />
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Alongside the release date, D3 has also revealed Dexter Dare, Matt Hazard's burnt out sidekick with a sordid history -- including a prolonged "Mana abuse problem" that we're probably supposed to find hilarious. Check out some new screens and Dexter Dare character art in the gallery below.<br />
<div class="postgallery"><p><strong>Gallery: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond-11-30-09/">Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond (11/30/09)</a></strong></p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond-11-30-09/#2491022"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/11/dexter-dare-tall-1259617972_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond-11-30-09/#2491023"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/11/dexter-1259617973_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond-11-30-09/#2491024"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/11/6-1259617984_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond-11-30-09/#2491025"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/11/8-1259617985_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond-11-30-09/#2491026"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/11/11-1259617987_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a></div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/01/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond-dated-for-jan-6/">Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond dated for Jan. 6</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/01/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond-dated-for-jan-6/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19258847/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/01/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond-dated-for-jan-6/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>D3Publisher</category><category>matt-hazard</category><category>matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>psn</category><category>release-date</category><category>xbla</category><category>Xbox-360</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Richard Mitchell]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hands-on: Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/30/hands-on-matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/30/hands-on-matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/30/hands-on-matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="580" height="353" id="viddler_ce0b50f"><param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/simple/ce0b50f/" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="flashvars" value="tubemogulid=TD-Q0P-W10" /><embed src="http://www.viddler.com/simple/ce0b50f/" width="580" height="353" flashvars="tubemogulid=TD-Q0P-W10" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" name="viddler_ce0b50f"></embed></object></div>
As <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/10/28/eat-lead-the-return-of-matt-hazard-is-a-parody-of-itself/">disastrous</a> as the first game was, there's no denying that the <em>Matt Hazard</em> concept has potential. The games industry has been around for decades now, and it's ripe with material to poke fun at. <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/01/matt-hazard-returns-in-blood-bath-and-beyond/"><em>Blood Bath and Beyond</em></a>, D3's upcoming download-only sequel to the first <em>Matt Hazard</em>, embraces the legacy of retro games by <em>becoming</em> one: this side-scrolling 2D shooter is unapologetically old-school.<br />
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<em>Matt Hazard</em>'s "in your face" attitude is immediately evident from the moment you see the difficulty select screen. You can traverse the game through "Wussy" mode, but real gamers will want to play in "Damn This is Hard" mode -- with the most daring playing the <em>Contra</em>-inspired "F**k This S**t" mode, which kills players in just one hit.<br />
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Like its retail predecessor, <em>Blood Bath and Beyond</em> struggles to be innovative. However, at least this iteration of <em>Matt Hazard</em> succeeds far more at getting the basics right. This is a simple game: simply run around shooting enemies. Weapon selection is gone, as well. You can run over power-up boxes and use upgraded weapons (like flamethrowers and shotguns) with finite ammo.<br />
<div class="postgallery"><p><strong>Gallery: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/">Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond</a></strong></p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/#2405073"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/10/2009-10-29_14-06-12_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/#2405074"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/10/2009-10-29_14-06-28_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/#2405075"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/10/2009-10-29_14-06-25_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/#2405076"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/10/2009-10-29_14-06-30_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/#2405077"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/10/2009-10-29_14-06-17_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a></div><p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/30/hands-on-matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Hands-on: Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/30/hands-on-matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/">Hands-on: Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:45:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/30/hands-on-matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19215386/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/30/hands-on-matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>blood-bath-and-beyond</category><category>d3-publisher</category><category>matt-hazard</category><category>matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>psn</category><category>xbla</category><category>Xbox-360</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrew Yoon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:45:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Matt Hazard trailers put out-of-work characters back in the game]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/23/matt-hazard-trailers-put-out-of-work-characters-back-in-the-game/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/23/matt-hazard-trailers-put-out-of-work-characters-back-in-the-game/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/23/matt-hazard-trailers-put-out-of-work-characters-back-in-the-game/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/23/matt-hazard-trailers-put-out-of-work-characters-back-in-the-game/#continued"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/10/mhbbab_102309.jpg" alt="" /></a><br /></div>
It must be tough being a video game character. They always have to be "on" -- ready to go should we boot up our systems or pump more quarters into the machines. But what happens when we stop turning them on? A <a href="http://www.gametrailers.com/video/exclusive-get-matt-hazard/58027">two</a>-<a href="http://www.gametrailers.com/video/exclusive-get-matt-hazard/58029">part</a> trailer for the second-chance <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/01/matt-hazard-returns-in-blood-bath-and-beyond/"><em>Matt Hazard: Blood Bath &amp; Beyond</em></a> (now a side-scroller!) explores the more <span style="font-style: italic;">desperate</span> side of the digital beings we've so carelessly abused and sold back to GameStop.<br /><br />Head past the break for the two trailers and see if you can spot all of the cameos! (You know it's hard times when even a certain mustached plumber can't find any work.)<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/23/matt-hazard-trailers-put-out-of-work-characters-back-in-the-game/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Matt Hazard trailers put out-of-work characters back in the game</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/23/matt-hazard-trailers-put-out-of-work-characters-back-in-the-game/">Matt Hazard trailers put out-of-work characters back in the game</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/23/matt-hazard-trailers-put-out-of-work-characters-back-in-the-game/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19207240/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/23/matt-hazard-trailers-put-out-of-work-characters-back-in-the-game/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>d3</category><category>d3publisher</category><category>matt-hazard</category><category>matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>psn</category><category>video</category><category>xbla</category><category>Xbox-360</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[David Hinkle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Matt Hazard returns in Blood, Bath and Beyond]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/01/matt-hazard-returns-in-blood-bath-and-beyond/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/01/matt-hazard-returns-in-blood-bath-and-beyond/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/01/matt-hazard-returns-in-blood-bath-and-beyond/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/2331897/full/"><img vspace="0" hspace="0" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/10/bloodbath.jpg" /></a><br />
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You probably weren't eagerly awaiting the return of self-aware game hero Matt Hazard. Oh sure, it's kind of a funny premise, but so was <em>Ishtar</em> and we all saw how that worked out. Besides, if you want to softly chuckle as you play a miserable game, the first <em>Matt Hazard </em>title is probably available for a pittance.<br />
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Regardless, we've brought you to this post to alert you to the existence <em>Matt Hazard: Blood, Bath and Beyond</em> now (<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/04/29/d3-trademarks-new-matt-hazard-title/">officially</a>) coming to XBLA and PSN. It's a really great name, but judging from the screenshot, we're assuming <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/shadow-complex"><em>Darkened Structure</em></a> was taken.<br />
<div class="postgallery"><p><strong>Gallery: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/">Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond</a></strong></p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/#2405073"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/10/2009-10-29_14-06-12_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/#2405074"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/10/2009-10-29_14-06-28_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/#2405075"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/10/2009-10-29_14-06-25_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/#2405076"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/10/2009-10-29_14-06-30_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/photos/matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond/#2405077"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/10/2009-10-29_14-06-17_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a></div><br /><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/01/matt-hazard-returns-in-blood-bath-and-beyond/">Matt Hazard returns in Blood, Bath and Beyond</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:29:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.gamezone.com/news/10_01_09_01_08PM.htm>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/01/matt-hazard-returns-in-blood-bath-and-beyond/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19181361/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/01/matt-hazard-returns-in-blood-bath-and-beyond/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>d3</category><category>matt-hazard</category><category>matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>psn</category><category>xbla</category><category>Xbox-360</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:29:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[D3 trademarks new Matt Hazard title]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/04/29/d3-trademarks-new-matt-hazard-title/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2009/04/29/d3-trademarks-new-matt-hazard-title/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/04/29/d3-trademarks-new-matt-hazard-title/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><a href="http://www.destructoid.com/d3-trademarks-matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond-130168.phtml"><img vspace="0" hspace="0" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/04/matthazardwashed.jpg" alt="" /></a><br /></div>
<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/eat-lead"><em>Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard</em></a> was not a very good game. In fact, it kind of made our hearts hurt a little bit to play it. So, when we read that <a href="http://www.destructoid.com/d3-trademarks-matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond-130168.phtml">D3 had trademarked another Matt Hazard title</a>, we were going to just let the opportunity to write about it slide by.<br /><br />But that's when we read that the new title was "Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond," which really yanked the decision out of our hands. C'mon, "Blood Bath and Beyond"? That's hilarious. We're not sure if it's for the "retro" XBLA/PSN Matt Hazard game announced in February or a new sequel, but either way, a great name. ... Not that we'll play it.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/04/29/d3-trademarks-new-matt-hazard-title/">D3 trademarks new Matt Hazard title</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 15:20:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/04/29/d3-trademarks-new-matt-hazard-title/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1531787/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/04/29/d3-trademarks-new-matt-hazard-title/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>d3</category><category>eat-lead</category><category>matt-hazard</category><category>matt-hazard-blood-bath-and-beyond</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 15:20:00 EST</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
