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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>Far Cry, a Uwe Boll joint, premiering in Germany Oct. 2</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/20/far-cry-a-uwe-boll-joint-premiering-in-germany-oct-2/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/20/far-cry-a-uwe-boll-joint-premiering-in-germany-oct-2/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/20/far-cry-a-uwe-boll-joint-premiering-in-germany-oct-2/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/firstpersonshooters/" rel="tag">First Person Shooters</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://news.bigdownload.com/2008/09/18/far-cry-movie-premieres-october-2-in-germany/"><img hspace="0" border="1" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/09/far-cry-movie-trailer.jpg"  alt="" /></a><br /></div>
We've been told that attending a premiere for <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/17/theres-a-new-trailer-for-postal/">a Uwe Boll movie</a> is like visiting Disneyland in the middle of a category five hurricane -- it's a disaster, certainly, but it's a <em>fun </em>disaster. That's why we were so dismayed to learn that Boll's latest <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL0WayC7jW0&amp;feature=related">dose of box office poison</a> won't be making its maiden voyage in the States -- but rather, in the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/09/25/uwe-boll-does-something-awful-to-another-critic/">pugilistic director's</a> homeland of Germany.<br /><br />If you're truly dedicated to your pursuit of attending the debut of a Boll-sterpiece, you'd better make your travel arrangements now, as <a href="http://news.bigdownload.com/2008/09/18/far-cry-movie-premieres-october-2-in-germany/">the film will rear its ugly head October 2</a>. We probably won't be in attendance, so make sure you tell us how it was, and what it was like meeting all those <strike>movie stars</strike>  <strike>people who were in the movie</strike> former <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wienerwald_(restaurant)">Wienerwald employees</a>.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://news.bigdownload.com/2008/09/18/far-cry-movie-premieres-october-2-in-germany/>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/20/far-cry-a-uwe-boll-joint-premiering-in-germany-oct-2/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1319794/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/09/20/far-cry-a-uwe-boll-joint-premiering-in-germany-oct-2/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>far-cry</category><category>germany</category><category>movie</category><category>premiere</category><category>uwe-boll</category><dc:creator>Griffin McElroy</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-09-20T13:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Nerdcore Rising will have its west coast premiere at PAX</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/27/nerdcore-rising-will-have-its-west-coast-premiere-at-pax/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/27/nerdcore-rising-will-have-its-west-coast-premiere-at-pax/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/27/nerdcore-rising-will-have-its-west-coast-premiere-at-pax/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/arcade/" rel="tag">Arcade</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.nerdcorerisingthemovie.com/"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/ncr_cover_final.jpg" alt="" /></a><br /></div>
Warning! There's an expletive-filled trailer below for the film <em><a href="http://www.nerdcorerisingthemovie.com/">Nerdcore Rising</a></em>. It also features people binge drinking Yoo-Hoo, just so we have full disclosure. If you haven't heard about the movie before, it's a documentary that follows MC Frontalot on his first national tour as he goes from South Carolina to last year's PAX, where he was <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/08/27/mc-frontalot-busts-rhymes-nerdcore-style-at-pax/">captured on film</a> by our own Christopher Grant.<br /><br />Nerdcore, which is trying hard to become its own genre of music, features songs about everything from <em>Dungeons &amp; Dragon</em>s to 8-bit video games, and the film explores what that's all about with Frontalot, his band, and several other Nerdcore artists. The film premiered at SXSW in Austin earlier this year, but PAX gets the goodness of the first-ever west coast showing of the flick this Saturday at 4pm. Head below the break to see the special PAX trailer for the movie, created by director Negin Farsad and MC Frontalot himself.<br /> <object width="490" height="397"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Odgr4MbfS4c&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Odgr4MbfS4c&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="490" height="397"></embed></object><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://www.nerdcorerisingthemovie.com/>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/27/nerdcore-rising-will-have-its-west-coast-premiere-at-pax/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1296844/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/27/nerdcore-rising-will-have-its-west-coast-premiere-at-pax/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>documentary</category><category>film</category><category>MC-Frontalot</category><category>movie</category><category>music</category><category>Negin-Farsad</category><category>Nerdcore-Rising</category><category>PAX</category><category>PAX-08</category><category>rapper</category><category>rapping</category><dc:creator>Kevin Kelly</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-08-27T15:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Rumor: Spy Hunter movie hits oil slick, crashes, burns</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/rumor-spy-hunter-movie-hits-oil-slick-crashes-burns/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/rumor-spy-hunter-movie-hits-oil-slick-crashes-burns/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/rumor-spy-hunter-movie-hits-oil-slick-crashes-burns/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/arcade/" rel="tag">Arcade</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/retro/" rel="tag">Retro</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/driving/" rel="tag">Driving</a></p><object width="490" height="397"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QO6ER2K65sE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QO6ER2K65sE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="490" height="397"></embed></object>The <em>Spy Hunte</em>r movie based on the Midway arcade hit that we talked about <a href="http://latinoreview.com/script-reviews/?id=21">more than a year ago</a> is hitting the skids, crashing through the guardrail, and plummeting off the cliff that is called "development hell" in Hollywood. Looks like director Paul Anderson (W.S., not Thomas) is <a href="http://latinoreview.com/news/exclusive-spy-hunter-takes-a-backseat-5233">being taken off the project</a>, which will spin it out into limbo.<br /><br />You can also read Latino Review's review of the script <a href="http://latinoreview.com/script-reviews/?id=21">right here</a>. They seemed to like it, saying it was better than <em>The Fast and the Furious 3</em> ... which ain't saying much. In fact, the best thing <em>Spy Hunter</em> has spawned as far as filmed entertainment goes is the Pontiac commercial above. If any of the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/03/08/preview-of-spy-hunter-nowhere-to-run/">game sequels</a> had looked like that, we might still be playing them.<br /><br />Now, we ask you... is this such a bad thing? Sure it had <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2005/10/14/the-peoples-informant-spy-hunter-3-info/">Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson</a> attached to it, and John Woo was supposed to direct it at one point. However, it's had a slew of different writers and now with two director replacements, do we really need a <em>Spy Hunter</em> movie? We hope no one hits "Continue" on the <em>Spy Hunter</em> movie, and that it just dies a merciful death. What say you?<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://latinoreview.com/news/exclusive-spy-hunter-takes-a-backseat-5233>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/rumor-spy-hunter-movie-hits-oil-slick-crashes-burns/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1289107/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/rumor-spy-hunter-movie-hits-oil-slick-crashes-burns/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>film</category><category>Hollywood</category><category>movie</category><category>Paul-Anderson</category><category>Spy-Hunter</category><category>The-Rock</category><dc:creator>Kevin Kelly</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-08-19T23:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>LAN Party Massacre: yep, it's another video game movie</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/07/lan-party-massacre-yep-its-another-video-game-movie/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/07/lan-party-massacre-yep-its-another-video-game-movie/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/07/lan-party-massacre-yep-its-another-video-game-movie/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a></p><center><object width="490" height="276">	<param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" />	<param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" />	<param name="movie" value="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1420717&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" />	<embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1420717&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="490" height="276"></embed></object></center>A <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wizard_(film)">Fred Savage film</a> this is not. At the very least, <span style="font-style: italic;">LAN Party Massacre</span> is living up to the one key tradition of the video game movie "genre" -- it looks terrible. But really, would we want it any other way?<br /><br />The unadulterated synopsis, seriously:<br /><br />"<span style="font-style: italic;">LAN Party Massacre</span> is a comedy/horror slasher film currently in pre-production under Creatively Bankrupt Productions. Set in the modern-day United States, the film is a direct parody of Video game culture, while at its heart a classic Slasher film. The F5 Energy Drink company sponsors a LAN party Tournament, inviting top gamers from across the nation to compete for a major cash prize and a chance to defeat acclaimed professional gamer (and F5 patsy) 'MORT@L1TY.' Hardcore players, bloggers, shut-ins, cosplayers, and gamers from every walk of life come to witness the event. However, when a gamer pushed too far into the virtual world of killing begins to hunt the other attendees, his body count far surpasses his score. Through a keen blend of absurd humor, clever video game references, notable video game celebrity cameos, as well as lots of blood, creative deaths, and practical gore, <span style="font-style: italic;">LAN Party Massacre</span> appeals to both gamers and horror film buffs alike."<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://www.lanpartymassacre.com/>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/07/lan-party-massacre-yep-its-another-video-game-movie/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1278277/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/07/lan-party-massacre-yep-its-another-video-game-movie/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>creatively-bankrupt</category><category>lan-party-massacre</category><category>movie</category><dc:creator>Andrew Yoon</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-08-07T20:15:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Gears of War movie development soldiers on</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/25/gears-of-war-movie-development-soldiers-on/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/25/gears-of-war-movie-development-soldiers-on/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/25/gears-of-war-movie-development-soldiers-on/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3idd8e051a07ea9f6421d20281b45b5a63"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/06/gearsmovie617.jpg" alt="" /></a><br />
<div align="left">Variety <a href="http://weblogs.variety.com/the_cut_scene/2008/07/legendary-pictu.html">reports</a> that Legendary Films has ponied up an undisclosed chunk of change to help New Line with the continued development of its <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/gears-of-war"><em>Gears of War</em></a> film adaptation. As the story points out, Legendary - which also helped finance <em>The Dark Knight</em> - isn't known for getting involved with flicks that are in development hell.<br /><br />As we've <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/17/underworlds-len-wiseman-set-to-helm-gears-of-war-movie/">previously reported</a>, the <em>Gears</em> movie is being helmed by <em>Live Free or Die Hard</em> director Len Wiseman and has the game's designer, Cliff Bleszinski, serving as an executive producer. The film had originally been slated for release in 2009 by New Line before the studio became a part of Warner Bros. Its parent company hasn't offered an updated release timeframe since, but the partnership with Legendary suggests that it remains serious about getting Microsoft's second best selling franchise onto the silver screen.</div>
</div><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://weblogs.variety.com/the_cut_scene/2008/07/legendary-pictu.html>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/25/gears-of-war-movie-development-soldiers-on/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1267315/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/25/gears-of-war-movie-development-soldiers-on/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>epic-games</category><category>gears-of-war</category><category>hollywood</category><category>legendary-pictures</category><category>movie</category><category>newline</category><dc:creator>Randy Nelson</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-07-25T17:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Wall-E becomes first Arabic-language game for current-gen consoles</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/05/wall-e-becomes-first-arabic-language-game-for-current-gen-consol/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/05/wall-e-becomes-first-arabic-language-game-for-current-gen-consol/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/05/wall-e-becomes-first-arabic-language-game-for-current-gen-consol/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/ps3/" rel="tag">Sony PlayStation 3</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a></p><div align="left">
<div align="center"><a href="http://www.pcmag-mideast.com/NewsDetail.aspx?ID=1439"><img hspace="4" vspace="4" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/wallearabic.jpg"  alt="" /></a></div>
We know its July 4 an we should be focusing on celebrating our country's independence by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbecue">eating dead animals</a> and/or <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fireworks">blowing stuff up</a> (ideally <a href="http://gifts.cafepress.com/item/fireworks-bbq-apron/244328503">at the same time</a>). That said, we just couldn't resist sharing this story we just stumbled upon about THQ's <em>Wall-E</em> being the <a href="http://www.pcmag-mideast.com/NewsDetail.aspx?ID=1439">first current-generation game to be published in Arabic</a> for the Middle Eastern Market.<br /><br />Porting the game to Arabic was a no-brainer, according to THQ's Export Sales and Marketing Manager Luke Keighran. "There are only few games that would suit the Middle East's morals more than WALL●E," he told <em>PC Magazine Middle and Near East</em>. "The game depicts family virtues through a fun and adventurous story line." We guess that means <a href="http://www.thq.com/games/gameinfo.php?id=1325"><em>WWE Smackdown Vs. Raw 2009</em></a> won't be seeing an Arabic port any time soon, huh?<br /><br />[Via <a href="http://www.gamesetwatch.com/2008/07/gamesetlinks_thurs.php">GameSetWatch</a>]</div><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://www.pcmag-mideast.com/NewsDetail.aspx?ID=1439>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/05/wall-e-becomes-first-arabic-language-game-for-current-gen-consol/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1246030/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/05/wall-e-becomes-first-arabic-language-game-for-current-gen-consol/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>disney</category><category>egypt</category><category>middle-east</category><category>movie</category><category>saudi arabia</category><category>SaudiArabia</category><category>THQ</category><category>wall-e</category><dc:creator>Kyle Orland</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-07-05T02:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Capcom dates Clock Tower, Onimusha movies</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/13/capcom-dates-clock-tower-onimusha-movies/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/13/capcom-dates-clock-tower-onimusha-movies/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/13/capcom-dates-clock-tower-onimusha-movies/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/business/" rel="tag">Business</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://blog.capcom.com/archives/1292"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/06/ct_onimush_movie.jpg" /></a><br /></div>
This past Tuesday marked Capcom's 25th anniversary -- my how the time flies. However, instead of celebrating by taking body shots off of <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/12/24/smallvilles-kristin-kreuk-to-play-chun-li-in-new-street-fighter/">Kristin Kreuk</a>, the company commemorated the milestone by attaching dates to upcoming film versions of two of its existing franchises.<br /><br />According to a post on Capcom's <a href="http://blog.capcom.com/archives/1292">US blog</a>, the adaptation of popular action-adventure series <em>Onimusha </em>is expected make its theatrical debut in 2011, with <em>Silent Hill</em>'s Christophe Gans <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/04/26/gans-to-direct-onimusha-film/">still attached to direct</a>. Capcom also anticipates<em> Clock Tower</em> to take a giant pair of scissors to the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/06/22/hollywoods-next-victim-clock-tower/">big screen</a> as early as next year, this one being helmed by <em>The Hills Have Eyes II</em>'s Martin Weisz. Now join us won't you as we hold hands and blow out the candles on Capcom's birthday cake. And don't forget to make a wish for <em>at least one of these</em> to not be box office poison.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://blog.capcom.com/archives/1292>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/13/capcom-dates-clock-tower-onimusha-movies/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1224085/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/13/capcom-dates-clock-tower-onimusha-movies/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>adaptation</category><category>capcom</category><category>clock-tower</category><category>clocktower</category><category>movie</category><category>onimusha</category><dc:creator>Jason Dobson</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-06-13T05:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Leonardo DiCaprio to star in Nolan Bushnell biopic</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/07/leonardo-dicaprio-to-star-in-nolan-bushnell-biopic/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/07/leonardo-dicaprio-to-star-in-nolan-bushnell-biopic/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/07/leonardo-dicaprio-to-star-in-nolan-bushnell-biopic/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/retro/" rel="tag">Retro</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117987072.html?categoryid=13&amp;cs=1"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/06/dicaprio-bushnell-490.jpg" alt="" /></a></div>
A biopic about Atari co-founder <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/search/?q=Nolan%20Bushnell">Nolan Bushnell</a> has been picked up by Paramount Pictures, with Leonardo DiCaprio attached to star, reports <a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117987072.html?categoryid=13&amp;cs=1">Variety</a>. Although we feel "attached to star" is indicative of DiCaprio taking on the role of Bushnell himself, we guess it's equally likely he could star as Atari co-founder Ted Dabney or a paddle from <em>Pong!</em> <br /><br />Bushnell is also known for founding Chuck E. Cheese. The film, currently titled <em>Atari</em>, will be produced by DiCaprio's Appian Way.<br /><br />[Thanks to everyone who sent this in!]<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117987072.html?categoryid=13&amp;cs=1>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/07/leonardo-dicaprio-to-star-in-nolan-bushnell-biopic/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1218672/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/07/leonardo-dicaprio-to-star-in-nolan-bushnell-biopic/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>adaptation</category><category>atari</category><category>bushnell</category><category>dicaprio</category><category>film</category><category>leonardo-dicaprio</category><category>movie</category><category>nolan-bushnell</category><category>pong</category><category>ted-dabney</category><dc:creator>Ross Miller</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-06-07T11:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Castlevania, Pac-Man film adaptations (re)appear on radar</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/22/castlevania-pac-man-film-adapatations-re-appear-on-radar/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/22/castlevania-pac-man-film-adapatations-re-appear-on-radar/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/22/castlevania-pac-man-film-adapatations-re-appear-on-radar/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.variety.com/index.asp?layout=festivals&amp;jump=story&amp;id=1061&amp;articleid=VR1117986081&amp;cs=1%C2%A0"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/05/pacman-ce-490.jpg" alt="" /></a></div>
The <em>Castlevania</em> film adaptation is stepping back into the limelight, and it's bringing a rather bizarre friend with him. Crystal Sky Pictures has signed a "$200 million theatrical slate financing deal" with Grosvenor Park to produce five films, according to <a href="http://www.variety.com/index.asp?layout=festivals&amp;jump=story&amp;id=1061&amp;articleid=VR1117986081&amp;cs=1%C2%A0">Variety</a>, with two of those being <em>Castlevania </em>and -- no, really! -- <em>Pac-Man</em>.<br /><br />Originally penned by Paul W.S. "I didn't make <em>Boogie Nights" </em>Anderson (<em>Resident Evil</em>), <em>Castlevania</em> was put on hold during the writer's strike. The adaptation is still being <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/02/castlevania-film-gets-rogue-distributor/">co-produced</a> by Rogue Pictures. Crystal Sky Pictures is also producing the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/21/see-tekken-film-stars-in-costume/"><em>Tekken </em>film</a> with Sony's Screen Gems.<br /><br />If anyone's curious, here's our pitch for <em>Pac-Man: The Film</em>:<br /><br /><em>It's the year 2185. Human life has been all but eradicated, and sole survivors scramble to collect resources in a labyrinthine cave of unknown secrets. Using their spherical harvesting pods, each team takes a turn gathering. But something goes horribly wrong as one expedition team gets trapped and is forced to finish its mission while running away from haunting memories of the past...</em><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://www.variety.com/index.asp?layout=festivals&amp;jump=story&amp;id=1061&amp;articleid=VR1117986081&amp;cs=1%C2%A0>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/22/castlevania-pac-man-film-adapatations-re-appear-on-radar/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1203143/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/22/castlevania-pac-man-film-adapatations-re-appear-on-radar/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>adaptation</category><category>castlevania</category><category>film</category><category>movie</category><category>pac-man</category><dc:creator>Ross Miller</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-22T12:27:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Blizzard denies Boll request to direct WoW movie</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/21/blizzard-denies-boll-request-to-direct-wow-movie/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/21/blizzard-denies-boll-request-to-direct-wow-movie/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/21/blizzard-denies-boll-request-to-direct-wow-movie/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/pc/" rel="tag">PC</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/rpgs/" rel="tag">RPGs</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/mmo/" rel="tag">MMO</a></p><a href="http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/04/18/uwe-boll-wont-ever-be-entering-the-world-of-warcraft/"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/04/bollsad.jpg" alt="" class="imagepadding" /></a>That sound you just heard? It was <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/22/world-of-warcraft-surpasses-10-million-subscribers-now-half-the/">over 10 million <em>World of Warcraft</em> subscribers</a> breathing a simultaneous sigh of relief, now that the MTV Movies Blog is <a href="http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/04/18/uwe-boll-wont-ever-be-entering-the-world-of-warcraft/">reporting</a> that reviled game-film director <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/uwe-boll">Uwe Boll</a> won't be getting his hands on the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/06/27/producer-of-300-talks-world-of-warcraft-film/">movie version</a> of the popular fantasy franchise.<br /><br />Boll recounted a conversation with Paul Sams in which the Blizzard COO reportedly told the director, "We will not sell the movie rights, not to you ... especially not to you." In a rare moment of self-awareness, Boll seemed to understand Blizzard's reluctance, speculating that "because it's such a big online game success, maybe a bad movie would destroy that ongoing income." A bad movie? But how could the self-described "<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/09/one-million-signatures-to-keep-uwe-boll-directing/">only genius in the whole fucking business</a>" ever make a <em>bad</em> movie? It just doesn't make sense!<br /><br />Blizzard joins <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/02/03/kojima-on-uwe-boll-its-impossible/">Konami</a> in the exclusive "Smart companies that definitively won't let Uwe Boll near their successful franchises" club.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/04/18/uwe-boll-wont-ever-be-entering-the-world-of-warcraft/>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/21/blizzard-denies-boll-request-to-direct-wow-movie/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1173218/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/21/blizzard-denies-boll-request-to-direct-wow-movie/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Blizzard</category><category>movie</category><category>uwe-boll</category><category>World-of-warcraft</category><category>WoW</category><dc:creator>Kyle Orland</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-04-21T12:45:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>One million signatures to keep Uwe Boll directing</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/09/one-million-signatures-to-keep-uwe-boll-directing/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/09/one-million-signatures-to-keep-uwe-boll-directing/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/09/one-million-signatures-to-keep-uwe-boll-directing/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/hacks/" rel="tag">Hacks</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1506"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/04/uwethumbs.jpg" /></a></div>
We feel kind of dirty giving any sort of attention to the cancerous boil on film directing that is <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/uweboll">Uwe Boll</a>, but when the guy is acting this freaking weird we just can't help ourselves. Boll has followed up his offer to<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/06/one-million-signatures-to-end-uwe-bolls-directing-career/"> stop directing if an online petition against him reached 1,000,000 signatures</a> with a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWqCNmfJ1hY">heavily-accented YouTube video</a> that manages to insult Eli Roth, Michael Bay, George Clooney and practically all of Hollywood as "fucking retards" that don't understand that Boll is "the only genius in the whole fucking business."<br /><br />While Tinseltown insults are all well and good, what really interested us was Boll's call for a "pro Boll petition" to counteract the anti-Boll forces. Boll said he "expect[s] a million votes, Pro Boll," and he's already well on his way, with a whopping 72 signatures so far on the <a href="http://www.petitiononline.com/ub221965/petition.html">Pro-Boll petition</a> set up by <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1505">FilmDrunk.com</a>. That's a far cry from the <a href="http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?RRH53888">137,644 that have signed the anti-Boll petition</a> as of this writing, but maybe it takes "the only genius in the whole fucking business" to understand the vagaries of the math involved.<br /><br />Watch the video and read a transcript of Boll's rant after the break.<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="490" height="409"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WWqCNmfJ1hY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WWqCNmfJ1hY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="490" height="409"></embed></object></div>
<br /><strong>Transcript (taken from <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1506">FilmDrunk</a>):</strong> "So hi here, sir, Uwe Boll, and I have a statement to make about ze internet petition. Zere's a petition out to stop Uwe Boll, and I said if zere are 1 million, on ze petition I stop actually making movies. And I want, zat zere is a petition also out zere like a PRO-BOLL petition and I expect a million votes, Pro Boll. And I hope somebody would set it up, and you all start signing it.<br /><br />Because look, I am not a fucking retard like Michael Bay or ozza people running around in zat business, or Eli Roth, making the same shitty movies over and over again. If you really look at my movies, you will see my real genius. And if you go on May 23 on <em>Postal</em>, you will see zat I deliver a movie, what NOBODY else deliver in ze last ten years. What is way better zen all zat social critic George Clooney bullshit what you get every fucking weekend. So you have to wake up and you have to see me what I am, I am ze only genius in ze whole fucking business. Goodbye."<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1506>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/09/one-million-signatures-to-keep-uwe-boll-directing/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1162786/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/09/one-million-signatures-to-keep-uwe-boll-directing/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>director</category><category>far-cry</category><category>movie</category><category>movies</category><category>petition</category><category>postal</category><category>uwe boll</category><category>uwe-boll</category><category>uweboll</category><dc:creator>Kyle Orland</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-04-09T16:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>April Fools' Alert #3: Legend of Zelda movie by IGN</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/01/april-fools-alert-3-legend-of-zelda-movie-by-ign/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/01/april-fools-alert-3-legend-of-zelda-movie-by-ign/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/01/april-fools-alert-3-legend-of-zelda-movie-by-ign/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://movies.ign.com/articles/863/863492p1.html"><img width="490" vspace="4" hspace="0" height="222" border="1" align="top" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/04/zeldamoviechobot.jpg" alt="" /></a><br /></div>
<a href="http://movies.ign.com/articles/863/863492p1.html">IGN</a> has a little fun this April Fools' Day with its exclusive <em>Legend of Zelda</em> movie trailer. The preview plays out like one giant clich&eacute; with fan service and a distinctive <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/uwe-boll">Uwe</a> quality to it. We'd love to embed the preview and show you, but the code is broken and all we seem to get is some PSP-licker (and <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2005/12/12/psp-licker-vows-to-rub-games-on-her-butt/">game butt-rubber</a>) hosting a <a href="http://media.games.ign.com/articles/863/863022/vids_1.html">show</a>.<br /><br />Last year we had another impressive Zelda-inspired April Fools' joke with a preview for a <em>Legend of Zelda</em> game set in <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/31/april-fools-alert-1-wii-tvs-future-zelda/">a future/<em>Star Wars </em>version of Hyrule</a>. We can't help but think IGN's trailer would have been better (and more over the top) had Link been walking down the street of some poor provincial town and people started bursting out singing like the opening of <span style="font-style: italic; text-decoration: line-through;">La Belle et la B&ecirc;te</span> <em>Beauty and the Beast</em>.<br /><br />[Thanks to everyone who sent this in]<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://movies.ign.com/articles/863/863492p1.html>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/01/april-fools-alert-3-legend-of-zelda-movie-by-ign/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1154542/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/01/april-fools-alert-3-legend-of-zelda-movie-by-ign/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>aprilfools08</category><category>ign</category><category>legendofzelda</category><category>movie</category><category>trailer</category><category>zelda</category><dc:creator>Alexander Sliwinski</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-04-01T10:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Producer De Luca eases our fears on MGS movie</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/27/producer-de-luca-eases-our-fears-on-mgs-movie/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/27/producer-de-luca-eases-our-fears-on-mgs-movie/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/27/producer-de-luca-eases-our-fears-on-mgs-movie/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/ps2/" rel="tag">Sony PlayStation 2</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/ps3/" rel="tag">Sony PlayStation 3</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.collider.com/entertainment/interviews/article.asp/aid/7418/tcid/1"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/03/mgssnake.jpg"  alt="" /></a></div>
Last time we talked about the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/02/08/sony-pictures-producing-metal-gear-solid-movie/">now-officially-official</a> <em>Metal Gear Solid</em> movie, we were <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/16/mgs-movie-producer-targets-possible-writer-director/">a little concerned</a> about producer Joe De Luca's interest in somewhat unproven writer/director Kurt Wimmer. Well, now that we've read an <a href="http://www.collider.com/entertainment/interviews/article.asp/aid/7418/tcid/1">extremely long and somewhat rambling interview</a> with De Luca over at Collider, we're a little less worried about the movie's prospects.<br /><br />In the interview, De Luca assures us that he knows the difference between what makes a good video game and a good movie. "You're immediately disadvantaged in the theatre because you're not feeling anything," he said, "you're not going to get the excitement or the adrenalin rush of doing it yourself, so we have to do it for you in a way that makes up for that."<br /><br />That said, De Luca thinks the deep <em>Metal Gear Solid</em> universe has silver screen potential that a game-movie like <em>Mortal Kombat</em> just doesn't. "I think we have a leg up already in that it's such a rich universe... what it says about war by proxy in this kind of future where war has been outsourced to private companies I think can be almost very topical and also kind of satirical in like a <em>Robocop</em> kind of way." As far as we're concerned, you can be as topical and satirical as you want as long as the movie is also entertaining in a <em>Robocop</em> kind of way.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://www.collider.com/entertainment/interviews/article.asp/aid/7418/tcid/1>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/27/producer-de-luca-eases-our-fears-on-mgs-movie/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1150543/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/27/producer-de-luca-eases-our-fears-on-mgs-movie/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>de-luca</category><category>hollywood</category><category>interview</category><category>metal-gear-solid</category><category>mgs</category><category>michael-de-luca</category><category>movie</category><category>producer</category><dc:creator>Kyle Orland</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-03-27T12:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>MGS movie producer targets possible writer/director</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/16/mgs-movie-producer-targets-possible-writer-director/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/16/mgs-movie-producer-targets-possible-writer-director/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/16/mgs-movie-producer-targets-possible-writer-director/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a></p><a href="http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=42924"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" align="right" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/03/gam_solidsnake_225.jpg" /></a>Film adaptations of video games are fickle mistresses. You don't need us to tell you that <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/19/metareview-in-the-name-of-the-king-a-dungeon-siege-tale/">most of the ones that make it into theatres are horrid</a>, while the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/10/31/halo-movie-post-pwned-by-microsoft-and-jackson/">ones with some potential usually get canned</a> before seeing the light of day. Most of us would probably fit the Metal Gear Solid movie into that latter category -- after all, it's been nearly two years since the initial announcement of the film, and details have been sparse at best. That is, until <a href="http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=42924">a recent red carpet interview with the film's producer</a>, Michael De Luca, dropped a Metal Gear REX-sized bomb on the entertainment industry.<br /><br />Okay, we're exaggerating bit -- all he did was state his interest in getting Kurt Wimmer to write and possibly direct the film. Wimmer's primary writing/directing credit is the 2002 quazi-cult classic "Equilibrium", whose <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/equilibrium/">35% aggregate rating on Rotten Tomatoes</a> doesn't exactly fill us with confidence -- unless compared to the works of a particularly infamous game-to-movie adapter, whose <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/uwe_boll/?filmography_page0">4% career average</a> reminds us that Columbia Pictures could do much, much worse.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=42924>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/16/mgs-movie-producer-targets-possible-writer-director/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1141348/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/16/mgs-movie-producer-targets-possible-writer-director/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>film</category><category>kojima</category><category>kurtwimmer</category><category>metalgear</category><category>metalgearsolid</category><category>metalgearsolidmovie</category><category>mgs</category><category>michaeldeluca</category><category>movie</category><dc:creator>Griffin McElroy</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-03-16T13:05:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Analyst: Iron Man film could suffer from GTA IV release</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/12/analyst-iron-man-film-could-suffer-from-grand-theft-auto-iv-rel/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/12/analyst-iron-man-film-could-suffer-from-grand-theft-auto-iv-rel/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/12/analyst-iron-man-film-could-suffer-from-grand-theft-auto-iv-rel/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/ps3/" rel="tag">Sony PlayStation 3</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/business/" rel="tag">Business</a></p><div align="center"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/02/gam_gtaivcar_490.jpg" alt="" /></div>
Jon Favreau's <a href="http://www.cinematical.com/2008/02/28/new-iron-man-trailer-premieres/"><em>Iron Man </em>adaptation</a> is looking <em>really</em> good, but its ticket sales may suffer from a proverbial digital drive-by. That's according to Janco Partners analyst Mike Hickey (via <a href="http://www.next-gen.biz/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=9511&amp;Itemid=2">Next-Gen</a>), who warns that the April 29 release of <em>Grand Theft Auto IV</em> could adversely affect the superhero film's May 2 opening the same week. Said Hickey, ""We anticipate the video game release of GTA IV on April 29 could dampen the potential from Iron Man's theatrical release on May 2."<br /><br />While you might scoff at the notion, remember that <em>Halo 3</em> was cited as a primary reason for <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/10/16/are-poor-box-office-sales-halo-3s-fault/">poor box office sales</a> the week after its release last year.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/12/analyst-iron-man-film-could-suffer-from-grand-theft-auto-iv-rel/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1138343/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/12/analyst-iron-man-film-could-suffer-from-grand-theft-auto-iv-rel/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>film</category><category>grand-theft-auto-iv</category><category>gta4</category><category>gtaiv</category><category>iron-man</category><category>movie</category><dc:creator>Ross Miller</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-03-12T15:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>The Getaway still on its way to PS3, possibly to theatres</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/09/the-getaway-still-on-its-way-to-ps3-possibly-to-theatres/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/09/the-getaway-still-on-its-way-to-ps3-possibly-to-theatres/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/09/the-getaway-still-on-its-way-to-ps3-possibly-to-theatres/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/ps3/" rel="tag">Sony PlayStation 3</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/action/" rel="tag">Action</a></p><a href="http://www.ps3fanboy.com/2008/03/07/you-wont-get-away-that-easily-getaway-3-still-in-production/"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/03/gam_getaway3adsshot_490.jpg" /></a><br />Though not as critically acclaimed or financially successful as <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/search/?q=gta&amp;x=0&amp;y=0">other games of its ilk</a>, <em>The Getaway</em> series has found a cult following in the "Get Carter" crowd -- the aficionados of British crime cinema. This niche group of gangster-loving film buffs will probably be pleased to learn that not only is <a href="http://www.ps3fanboy.com/2008/03/07/you-wont-get-away-that-easily-getaway-3-still-in-production/">a<em> Getaway </em>release still on its way to the PS3</a>, but a film adaptation of the game is also possibly in the cards.<br /><br />These hints were dropped by <em>The Getaway 3</em>'s writer, Katie Ellwood, who mentioned that SCEA was in talks with various production houses to try and hand off the rights to bring the series to theatres. It's certainly a better body of work to base a movie off of than <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nlrccN9jr0">other</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xm_WmRuoc">game-adapted</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAxG4u_rqug">films</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UkLiZt38Kg&amp;feature=related">we can</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaNoQCokHo8">think of</a> -- a sentiment we wouldn't suggest disagreeing with, unless <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAQ3pNHwj4">you wish to be fed to half-starved pigs</a> (link NSFW, and completely awesome).<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://www.ps3fanboy.com/2008/03/07/you-wont-get-away-that-easily-getaway-3-still-in-production/>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/09/the-getaway-still-on-its-way-to-ps3-possibly-to-theatres/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1135550/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/09/the-getaway-still-on-its-way-to-ps3-possibly-to-theatres/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>british</category><category>crime</category><category>getaway</category><category>getaway3</category><category>movie</category><category>playstation3</category><category>ps3</category><category>SCEA</category><category>sony</category><category>thegetaway3</category><dc:creator>Griffin McElroy</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-03-09T17:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Michael Clarke Duncan, Chris Klein cast in new Street Fighter film</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/19/michael-clarke-duncan-chris-klein-casted-in-new-street-fighter/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/19/michael-clarke-duncan-chris-klein-casted-in-new-street-fighter/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/19/michael-clarke-duncan-chris-klein-casted-in-new-street-fighter/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117981082.html?categoryid=13&amp;cs=1&amp;nid=2562"><img vspace="4" hspace="0" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/02/mcduncan-as-balrog-490.jpg" /></a></div>
Variety has unveiled new cast members for the upcoming <em>Street Fighter </em>movie. In addition to confirming <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/12/24/smallvilles-kristin-kreuk-to-play-chun-li-in-new-street-fighter/">Kristin Kreuk's</a> (<em>Smallville</em>) role as Chun Li, the news outlet reports that Chris Klein (<em>American Pie</em>) will play <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_(Street_Fighter)">Nash/Charlie</a>, Rick Yune (<em>Fast and the Furious</em>) is signed on as <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gen">Gen</a>, and Michael Clarke Duncan will play <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balrog_(Street_Fighter)">Balrog</a>.<br /><br />Other announced actors include Moon Bloongood (<em>Journeyman</em>), Taboo from The Black Eyed Peas, Singapore's Edmund Chen and Hong Kong film star Cheng Pei Pei. The plot is still undisclosed but will focus on Chun Li. <em>Street Fighter</em>, directed by <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/09/06/new-street-fighter-movie-by-doom-director/">Andrzej Bartkowiak</a> (the <em>Doom</em> film adaptation) with a script by Justin Marks (<em>Voltron</em>), will begin filming next month.<br /><br />[Via <a href="http://www.cinematical.com/2008/02/19/street-fighter-gets-its-cast/">Cinematical</a>; thanks, Mai]<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117981082.html?categoryid=13&amp;cs=1&amp;nid=2562>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/19/michael-clarke-duncan-chris-klein-casted-in-new-street-fighter/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1119262/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/19/michael-clarke-duncan-chris-klein-casted-in-new-street-fighter/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>capcom</category><category>film</category><category>movie</category><category>street-fighter</category><dc:creator>Ross Miller</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-02-19T20:15:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Rumor: Xbox 360 Blu-ray player could be out by May</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/18/rumor-xbox-360-blu-ray-player-could-be-out-by-may/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/18/rumor-xbox-360-blu-ray-player-could-be-out-by-may/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/18/rumor-xbox-360-blu-ray-player-could-be-out-by-may/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/ps3/" rel="tag">Sony PlayStation 3</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a></p><a href="http://www.smarthouse.com.au/Gaming/Console/J7L7H2R4"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" align="right" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/02/bluray.jpg" /></a>We've heard <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/10/blu-ray-and-xbox-360-its-possible-says-moore/">over</a> and <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/01/05/microsoft-hd-dvd-might-be-next-betamax-switch-to-blu-ray-sti/">over</a> and <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/09/xbox-360-still-open-to-blu-ray-add-on-should-hd-dvd-fail/">over</a> how a Blu-ray movie player add-on for the Xbox 360 was a distinct possibility if the HD DVD format ended up losing out. Well, now that the Microsoft-supported format seems just <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/16/toshiba-pulls-hd-dvd-support-blu-ray-wins/">one step away from dead</a>, we're hearing rumblings of just how possible that Blu-ray player possibility is.<br /><br />Citing "insiders at Microsoft in the USA," Australia's <a href="http://www.smarthouse.com.au/Gaming/Console/J7L7H2R4">Smarthouse</a> says Microsoft's Blu-ray add-on is already fully designed, and could be on the market within three months, "<span class="verdana13px">subject to internal marketing and sales approvals." Smarthouse also repeated the rumors of a <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/10/19/rumorang-built-in-hd-dvd-drive-for-xbox-360/">built-in high-def drive</a> for the system, although now that rumored drive plays Blu-ray discs instead of an HD DVDs. Regardless, the tech site seems to think Microsoft will focus on digital movie downloads for those who don't want an add-on.<br /><br />As for Sony, they couldn't be happier that Microsoft is considering jumping over to the "winning" side of this HD disc battle. "We would welcome Microsoft to the Blu-ray stable," SCE Managing Director </span><span class="verdana13px">Michael Ephraim told Smarthouse</span><span class="verdana13px">. "In fact it is quite logical for them as the PS3 has been very successful in driving consumers to Blu-ray. In fact we believe that it has done more to win the format war than traditional Blu-ray player." Hey, they just won a format war ... they can afford to be a little smug.<br /><br />[Via <a href="http://www.megatonik.com/2008/02/17/rumor-microsoft-has-been-developing-a-blu-ray-add-on-to-launch-by-may-08/">Megatonik</a>]<br /></span><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://www.smarthouse.com.au/Gaming/Console/J7L7H2R4>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/18/rumor-xbox-360-blu-ray-player-could-be-out-by-may/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1117686/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/18/rumor-xbox-360-blu-ray-player-could-be-out-by-may/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>blu-ray</category><category>format wars</category><category>FormatWars</category><category>HD</category><category>HD-DVD</category><category>high-def</category><category>movie</category><category>movies</category><dc:creator>Kyle Orland</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-02-18T09:45:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Rumor: Toshiba set to kill off HD DVD format</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/15/rumor-toshiba-set-to-kill-off-hd-dvd-format/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/15/rumor-toshiba-set-to-kill-off-hd-dvd-format/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/15/rumor-toshiba-set-to-kill-off-hd-dvd-format/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/ps3/" rel="tag">Sony PlayStation 3</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/xbox360/" rel="tag">Microsoft Xbox 360</a></p><a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3ib77125d96b22e86027d0bfb0c25aa58d"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/02/wallwriting.jpg"  alt="" /></a>While the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/10/08/blu-ray-will-beat-hd-dvd-says-forrester-again/">writing</a> <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/06/18/blockbuster-stores-boast-for-blu-ray/">has</a> <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/08/16/blu-ray-outselling-hd-dvd-2-to-1-this-year/">been</a> <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/04/warner-bros-goes-blu-ray-exclusive/">on</a> <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/05/hd-dvd-group-cancels-pre-ces-press-conference/">the</a> <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/11/netflix-best-buy-boosting-blu-ray/">wall</a> as far as HD DVD is concerned for a some time now, <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3ib77125d96b22e86027d0bfb0c25aa58d">today's <em>Hollywood Reporter</em> story</a> takes that writing, highlights it in thick black ink, and draws some big red arrows pointing towards it. Citing "reliable industry sources," the entertainment newspaper predicts Toshiba will officially stop supporting the high-definition movie format "sometime in the coming weeks."<br /><br />If true, the move would somewhat validate Sony's <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2005/09/05/ps3s-blu-ray-drive-to-cost-sony-100-a-unit/">costly</a> <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/08/29/sony-having-trouble-with-blu-ray-laser-production/">decision</a> to integrate Blu-ray technology into the PS3, and would give Sony a rather large stake in the future of the lucrative HD home movie market. While the death of HD DVD would obviously be a blow to Microsoft's external HD DVD drive (and everyone who bought it), Microsoft has said <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/01/05/microsoft-hd-dvd-might-be-next-betamax-switch-to-blu-ray-sti/">again</a> and <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/09/xbox-360-still-open-to-blu-ray-add-on-should-hd-dvd-fail/">again</a> they are open to the idea of a Blu-ray attachment if and when that format wins out. Which, at this point, seems like only a matter of time ...<br /><br />[Via <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/02/14/toshiba-gearing-up-to-drop-hd-dvd/">Engadget</a>]<br /><font size="-1"><span class="a"></span></font><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3ib77125d96b22e86027d0bfb0c25aa58d>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/15/rumor-toshiba-set-to-kill-off-hd-dvd-format/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1116059/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/15/rumor-toshiba-set-to-kill-off-hd-dvd-format/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Blu-ray</category><category>console-wars</category><category>format</category><category>format-wars</category><category>HD</category><category>HD-DVD</category><category>high-def</category><category>movie</category><category>movie-wars</category><dc:creator>Kyle Orland</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-02-15T12:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Director of next Mortal Kombat movie talks 're-envisioning'</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/09/director-of-next-mortal-kombat-movie-talks-re-envisioning/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/09/director-of-next-mortal-kombat-movie-talks-re-envisioning/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/09/director-of-next-mortal-kombat-movie-talks-re-envisioning/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/fighting/" rel="tag">Fighting</a></p><object width="490" height="404"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DT4nmnr6fWk&amp;rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DT4nmnr6fWk&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="490" height="404"></embed></object><br />We'd be surprised if anyone saw "Mortal Kombat movie" in the headline and decided to keep reading, regardless, we will continue on, if only for our own amusement. <a href="http://www.moviehole.net/news/20080208_director_talks_mortal_kombat_r.html">Entertainment news site Moviehole</a> recently had the ... opportunity, we guess, to sit down with the director of the third chapter in the esteemed "Mortal Kombat" film franchise, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1367563/">a grown man who goes by the name of 'mink'</a>. Yes, if there were anyone we could trust to revitalize this already sterling series of movies, a man with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mink">a penchant for weasels</a> and poor capitalization skills would be first on our list.<br /><br />mink mentioned that the film (which is still in pre-production) will not actually be a sequel, but instead, a "<span class="bodytextarial">re-envisioning of the Mortal Kombat franchise from top to bottom." He also promises that the film will be an "A plus plus" title to try and "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_Kombat_(film)">capture the magic of the first film</a>." We're not convinced -- between Christopher Lambert's oddly effeminate portrayal of Raiden and Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa's frequent, impassioned delivery of "YOUR SOUL ... IS MINE," we don't think that kind of lightning is capable of striking twice.</span><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0846480/"><br /></a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://www.moviehole.net/news/20080208_director_talks_mortal_kombat_r.html>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/09/director-of-next-mortal-kombat-movie-talks-re-envisioning/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1110859/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/09/director-of-next-mortal-kombat-movie-talks-re-envisioning/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>mink</category><category>mortal kombat</category><category>MortalKombat</category><category>movie</category><category>raiden</category><category>shangtsung</category><dc:creator>Griffin McElroy</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-02-09T12:35:00+00:00</dc:date></item></channel></rss>