Posts tagged rhyming 
Xbox Live leads Bronx police to prolific, green burglar
(An excerpt from "How The Grinch Robbed 200 Houses and Cars in the Bronx.") Then he slithered and slunk, with a heart black as onyx, Around the whole room, stealing all electronics! Laptops! Fax Machines! iPhones! Three-sixties! (The latter of which would prove fairly tricky.) And he stuffed...
You could be eating this controller contest winner [update 1]
We asked you for limericks on the topic of the next-gen console war and the responses astounded us. All manner of limerick were fashioned, many of them clever, some of them just awful. It's as if some of you were channelling Edward Lear. That makes choosing one best limerick difficult, so we're go...
