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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Roland Emmerich beats us to the punch, passes on Asteroids movie]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/09/15/roland-emerich-beats-us-to-the-punch-passes-on-asteroids-movie/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2011/09/15/roland-emerich-beats-us-to-the-punch-passes-on-asteroids-movie/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/09/15/roland-emerich-beats-us-to-the-punch-passes-on-asteroids-movie/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;">
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We don't know about you other game enthusiasts, but we're tired of movie fans glaring at us with hate daggers every time a new game's brought to the big screen. We're sorry about <em>Super Mario Bros.</em>, we're sorry about <em>Lara Croft: Tomb Raider</em>, we're sorry about <em>Double Dragon</em>. (We're also sorry you don't have the palate sophistication to enjoy<em> Mortal Kombat</em> for the fine film it is, but that's another story.)<br />
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Finally, <a href="http://collider.com/roland-emmerich-asteroids-singularity-interview/114370/">Collider</a> brings us some good news for the strained relationship between the two factions: Roland Emmerich, the midwife who brought <em>Godzilla</em>, <em>2012</em> and <em>10,000 B.C</em>. bloody and screaming into the world, has passed on directing a <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/07/02/universal-wins-bidding-war-for-asteroids-movie-rights/">film based on <em>Asteroids</em></a>. He has decided his talents would be better served elsewhere, presumably on one of those colorful, explodey logos they show before movies to prove that the sound system is very loud.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/09/15/roland-emerich-beats-us-to-the-punch-passes-on-asteroids-movie/">Roland Emmerich beats us to the punch, passes on Asteroids movie</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 15 Sep 2011 11:01:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/09/15/roland-emerich-beats-us-to-the-punch-passes-on-asteroids-movie/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/20043662/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/09/15/roland-emerich-beats-us-to-the-punch-passes-on-asteroids-movie/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>asteroids</category><category>dodged-bullets</category><category>movies</category><category>roland-emmerich</category><category>you-know-the-ones-like-they-do-with-thx-you-know</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 11:01:00 EST</pubDate></item></channel></rss>